NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
ok
Thank God
Ok, I can't go to work because of the "virus" so they shut my job down, fine. My girlfriend left me because she was paranoid of the "virus", fine. I'm running out of toliet paper because niggers are buying them all because of the "virus", fine. No directs, all conventions that I brought tickets for are cancelling because of the "virus", fine BUT now that Sakurai is postponing the Smas.h DLCs because of the "virus", NO. That's too far, God need to stop fucking around now.
Even God Himself got fed up with Smash autism.
why do people make such a big deal over a few new characters in a game that already has 70+ characters?
Japs need to get with the times and use video conferencing. No need to spend thousands in travel every week when you could just show them shit over video conference.
I fucking hope this virus is the wakeup call most of the Japanese workplaces need to embrace technology.
Excuses. All that shit can be done via virtual meetings
NNOOOOOO WE WERE SO CLOSE STEVEBROS
HOLY SHIT fucking BASED I'M GONNA CUM
No, no, NO! This CANNOT be happening, bros!
Let him rest for a bit. You fucking slave drivers
This
This
This
This
No.....NO! This was supposed to be MY time! And some fucking meme virus is taking it away from me! Fuck this!
This
>NOOOOO NOT THE CORONAVIRUS! NOT THE SUPER SMASHARINO MAN!! HOW AM I GONNA CLOG UP THIS BOARD WITH MY SMASH AUTISM IF THE SMASHY BOI IS DEAD!!
So, did every western character just get BTFO?
Sakurai is not an exploited slave
How can you have something if it was never yours to begin with?
rosterfags don't actually play the game
This
>user offers a solution that saves time, energy, money
>REEEEEE SLAVERS SLAVERS SLAVERS
what a shame
Pretty much all the characters without freedom of travel.
Why do people act as if Sakurai was an indie dev?
>They add 6 echo fighters instead
Name them, Yas Forums
Why do they act as if he's even a dev these days? He's literally idea guy.
Metal Sonic as an echo would be great but he's unique enough of a character to warrant a unique moveset.
>Coronavirus killed rosterfaggotry
Maybe the virus isn't so bad
Dark Samus
Ugh! Turns out Springtrap and those pawns are responsible for this, but don't worry, none other than the first lady if fighting games herself, Chun-Li is here to stop their evil (and quite lame) plan to try and get Smash cancelled for not including Springtrap.
Once Chun-Li deals with them, Sakurai will be glad to give Chun-Li a Smash invite to become playable. Guile will assist bringing them to jail, Chun-Li has to prepare herself to get ready to become playable in Smash!
Yeah, she deserved a unique one too. What're you trying to imply user?
I like Smash, and even I don’t fucking get it.
kys chun-li fag
>planning has been postponed
So that means they don't know who the six fighters are yet?
I'm trying to imply that i love you, user
y-you do?
>Thousands
Probably just a train, taxi or car ride away, seems like most major companies have their headquarters in Tokyo or Osaka. That being said, yeah there's no reason he can't do this stuff over video.
Yes user, i've been waiting my whole life to tell you this
>planning new fighters
>presenting them to publishers
wow maybe if you didn't take something so insignificant so seriously then publishers wouldn't treat it like they have a choice.
i like geno
Doctor Luigi, Doctor Peach, Doctor Rosalina, Doctor Bowser, Doctor Fire Mario
>TFW A THIRD FIGHTER PASS IS WHAT GOT DELAYED
they already made the picks for pass 2
Doctor Piranha Plant, Doctor Sonic, Doctor Snake, Dr. Dre
I actually think that Metal Sonic wouldn't really work as an echo, he's just too distinct from Sonic. Shadow makes more sense as an echo, honestly.
Then again, this did happen.
NOOOOOOOOOO HOW ELSE DO I SHIT UP THE BOARD NOW
You know what this means? We've got MORE than two years of Smash threads up ahead!
NO BRAKES ON THE SMASH TRAIN BABY
He likely goes to companies to talk about moveset, stage, spirits, music and stuff like that. I doubt the companies just give him the OK for the character and lets him do whatever he wants.
You might be on to something here
>Octoling
>Dixie
>Princess Hilda
>Louie
>Leon (star fox)
>Shadow Mario
>Paula
>Planning new fighters.
I thought the 6 new fighters were already choose since November 2019.
Planning isn't just deciding who the characters are you know. Has to decide moveset, stage, characters, spirits, music, etc. Probably also has to come up with a development schedule or some shit.
See
good fucking question
Holy shit, a Japanese company might have to learn how to do a conference call! Someone find an eight-year-old who can teach them how to use Discord!
They still use fax machines for most correspondence to this day. For a technologically obsessed nation they are backwards on a lot of shit due to old fogies still running everything.
Do you realize what this means? First party picks all the way down baby
Maybe once the Boomer Doomer virus runs its course, Japan can finally become a global economic powerhouse again.
This may be a surprise to you, but people may want more of a good thing or, some people may not have a favorite in that batch. The second pass can grant them wish. If pic related wasn't in the game, I wouldn't have even considered buying Smash.
I’m okay with waiting longer but China needs to be nuked off the map if they’re cancelled.
Why not play other games in the meantime? Or rather this game if one isn't playing it already?
This more or less guarantees Reimu, doesn’t it? ZUNE says he’s immune to the virus so he’s the only one who could conceivably meet with Sakurai now
Dixie Kong (If there's no other way)
Blood Falcon
Hilda
Paula
Octoling
Ms. Pac-Man
nu-nintendo fans care more about EPIC HOYPEEEEE TRAILERS than actual games.