NOOOO TAKE YOUR MEDS IT'S A NOTHINGBURGER

Looks like you belong on the left.

>NOOOOOO CHINA IS LYING ALL THE CHINESE ARE DEAD NIGGERMAN HEEEELP MEEEEEEEEEEEE

sub-30 IQ is thinking the virus is the problem and not the fact that society as a whole is the real problem. Not even trying to go full gangweed, but unironically in times of pandemic no matter how lethal or unlethal the virus is our greatest enemy is, consistently, humanity. Who emptied the shelves, despite ample time to prepare, and with the plenty of supplies to go around? Humanity did. Who is trying to crash the markets by selling too hard and withdrawling everything instantly? Humanity.

Society unironically is not prepared for a pandemic of any kind and we will not learn this lesson come the next one.

But the media is constantly reporting on it, so not exactly silent.

>compression out the ass in a lossy image means I'm on mobile
Yeah so your image is garbage OP

so where do I fall on the scale if I dont give a shit and hope it kills me?

cry more foodless pleb

so much this. It's what I've been trying to tell my parents since the start, it's the fucking people you have to worry about

racist bigot

Meds: Not Taken
Mossad: Blamed
Voices in the walls: Heard
yep its schizo time

>moeposter is retarded
who would've thought

>JIDF shiller is retarded
who would've thought

People love to panic eachother. It's insane how quickly panic spreads when people should, of course, keep a level head.

A highly infectious barely lethal flu, yes.

why bother replying at all if you're not going to explain how i'm wrong you socially stunted faggot

>implying its the virus that will do the damage
we are seeing the new world order literally form in place in front of our eyes as we speak. it was always going to take a (((happening))) to install it, and we have a convinient pandemic involving a virus that supposedly spreads without 90 percent of its victims being sick. total horseshit

idiots are buying way more toilet paper than canned food and shit. that's funny, and sad, it really says alot about the SOCIETY we live in.

>nothingburger
This is some fucking pol buzzword isn't it? Go back to wherever you came from, faggot

>society collapses because everyone gets the sniffles
woooow

Not exactly the sniffles, but it's still not as lethal as these schizos think it is.

>we are seeing the new world order literally form in place in front of our eyes as we speak.
???

ugh, so much this, comrade
*fist pumping eternally*
racist bigots need to get off our board! this is a safe space.

Lold

People love a good drama. Everyone wants the world to be like their soap opera's. Especially women

kill maga racists and brexit racists #trumpracism #bigottrump #whitegenocideNOW

get off Yas Forums grandad

The actual threat of COVID is the panic it's causing, not so much the sickness itself. While the mortality rate is higher than influenza, people are getting whipped up into acting as if it's like aerial HIV.

Yeah, basically.
We're kinda fucked if everyone gets sick, especially if the recurs over the years and continues to mutate.

What you're saying sounds stupid but it's absolutely right.

racist bigot DIE!

Animeposters truly are midwits

>41 person study admits 14% mortality rate
>Sample size: 41

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>down to 6 rolls of toilet paper
Am I going to make it?

anime racists truly are bigoted and should be killed #clinton2020

was enough to bring down dow jones

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truly an intellectual argument you have put forward. I see you watch much rick and morty too good sir.

>slightly lowered immune system function
It's almost like any time you get sick, your immune system has to recover. Why do you think people who are constantly sickly can get sick multiple times in succession. Whoever made this chart is an absolute retard

an overreaction is infinitely better than an underreaction here
there's no win/win for the government here because either way people are going to be mad at whatever they do

It's men who are stabbing each other over toilet paper, though

Is this one of those Discord raids? Nobody talks like that on Yas Forums you cocksucker and trying to paint us as Tumblr users doesn't help that your image is garbage and you guys are samefagging. Fuck off

user... I...

NOOOOOOO WHY AREN'T YOU PANICKING LIKE MEEEE PANIC PANIC PANIC BUY THE TOILET PAPER YOU FUCKING SHEEP

ok racist

>implying the majority is smart enough to know that the virus is made up and doesn't exist

Fucking hell this actually made me laugh

correct

Would being pregnant put someone at higher risk for Covid-19? Asking for a friend.

h1n1 didn't mutate and it infected way more people

>tfw accelerationist

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If you're under 50 you'll shrug it off in two weeks

don't worry, only real women can get pregnant

Rick and morty is midwitcore though, so you'd love it.

being pregnant puts you at higher risk for anything

>kill la kill
>moe

It's still not going to do any damage to people so much as the economy. Good time to start buying stocks while the market crashes though. Hold for 3 quarters and when the market completely recovers at year end you'll have loadsamoney.

>all chinkshit is nothing but pale imitations of superior western technology and even their greatest bioweapon is nothing but a hard hitting case of influenza that is easily conquered by not being feeble or a cock guzzling turbofag with Super AIDS

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I'm not following social media. Why are people going crazy over toilet paper?

Bro I legit felt like a tard posting it but it's the truth. Look at the other posts, they mention the same shit. People forgo food and other important shit for hand sanitizer (which isn't as effective as soap and warm water) and toilet paper while the people who would need it, aka the high risk people, can't get it.

That fucking greed pisses me off to no end man.

And if anything ends the world, its gonna be men who wanna watch it burn.

except for getting pregnant

Ok, can someone explain to a brainlet who is not an american what exactly is the dow jones and why it is so important that it's crashing down like a plane?

that was the joke you fucktard

NOOOOOPP IT'S HAPPENING IT'S HAPPENIIIING. IT HAS TO, I NEED A HAPPENING MY LIFE IS SO UNFULFILLING I WANT TO BE A BADASS IN A DYSTOPIA LIKE MAX IN THE MOVIES

THE VIRUS WILL KILL US ALL PLEASE BE AFRAID AND PANIC

>video games

Dow jones is index telling big buck boys how economy is doing, if it goes down it means panic, unemployment, inflation, daddy government pumping billions into economy and raining men on Wallstreet

That just means you gotta try harder to put a little brother in there next to whatever else you put in there before.

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>tfw accelerationist

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139 IQ here

It's a huge deal but doesn't hurt me, I get neetbux. I'm fairly healthy and only 28.

It will kill more than expected though, probably around 3 million Americans.

I wish it "was" happening. corona chan made neet life the social norm for now and it's so comfy

160+ is understanding that it isn't the end of the world and to chill the fuck out

>NOOOOOO MY STOCKS

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140 IQ here. Your a retart.

>tfw neets are normies now

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Imagine having a high IQ but being unable to have a job or proof of education

>a flu that kills off boomers
You bet your ass they're gonna crash the world trying to stop this thing

If you were actually high IQ you wouldn't be a NEET and would have a 6 fig salary.

ebin vidya thread

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Get in on that dead cat bounce! Buy buy buy buy!

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Reminder it's the boomers causing this panic to save themselves.

The boomers have all the power and wealth and are using it to maximize their chance of survival.

If we just lived normal lives, we'd get herd immunity within 6 months, be free of boomers, and have a better economy from all the inherited money going into circulation.

sweety...

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where's the "i know it's HAPPENING" and follow the happening but I already know it's too late?

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>healthy
>doesn’t fucking excercise
>eats like garbage and doesn’t socialize

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I'm a hedonist, work is for fags.

For what purpose? Why should I give up precious time to get more money than I need to be happy?

It's stupid.

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>down 10% again

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>LOL ITS JUST A FLU ITS JUST A NOTHINGBURGER
literally wrong
>LOL IT WILL END EVERYTHING ITS HAPPENING TIME
also literally wrong.

The virus is not what kills people, the overflow of medical is. Social distancing is the answer. If we mitigate this as best we can until the resources to properly treat and stop this are in place then we'll be fine. The virus is not and never was the happening, anyone who thinks it is is just another bored, depressed faggot who wants to see people die thinking it'll give his meaningless life purpose. What will be a happening is health care collapse from overflow.

>reCAPTCHA will stop the bots guys! Trust me!

>a totalitarian regime using guns to control population??? truly the end times

This meme is fucking great because it's both a return to form for how absurd and ridiculous the chad is while also actually spreading good information about the inaction and counter-alarmism (almost aloofism) towards the virus.

I run 3 miles everyday with my dog. No lifting tho, excess muscle can shorten lifespan.

I eat 1500 calories a day because eating too much also shortens lifespan.

>Rate of new cases per day in Italy is still increasing despite the quarantine
Social distancing doesn't appear to be doing much of anything.

You're low IQ then. High IQ people are much more likely to be successful.

>a few people panic and bulk buy toilet paper
>other people see people bulk buying toilet paper and also bulk buy toilet paper
>suddenly there's no toilet paper on the shelves
>stores get more toilet paper because there's a fuckload of toilet paper to go around since that shit is cheap and easy to make
>rinse and repeat

People in italy are breaking the fuck out of the quarantine. If they'd quit being stupid it'd work.

>yesterday in Italy alone almost 1k died
j-just a flu?

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When would be a good time to buy stonks?

>being so contrarian youll defend boomers

yeeesh kids on here these days

These guys specifically were going out to shoot a mad dog that had been terrorizing the neighbourhood. Even in China we would know if they were just plain executing civilians. Which wouldn't help, in any case.

Fasting extends your lifespan

Eating too much doesn't shorten lifespan.

after all the boomers either catch corona or kill themselves