Chad

>implying he isnt
go to any website that mentions epic store and there are 1000 assblasted faggots

How dare you mention the epic store you chinese cunt.

i dont remember jesus being that fat

>Gabe Newel
More like Gabe Oldwel if you ask me.

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chads evolve into ugly bastards and father more chads

You mean santa claus?

Jesus wasn't born in a time where technology allowed for infinitely more fruitful harvests

based

>not Gabe Oldel
>can't even replace the correct part of the last name to make the stupidest pun
quarentine sure is helping burger education flourish

Jesus probably looked less Jewish

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Jesus could multiply food and wine. I don't think lack of food would ever be a problem to him.

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Just another lie perpetrated by the white man.

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chad manspreading

Jesus couldn't multiply food, he could split food and make it two, in other words, one extra piece of bread at a time. Jesus was a busy man and if you've ever played cookie clicker, you'll understand how tedious this could become for Jesus.

He is like Buddha.

>head of billion dollar company
>about to release the most anticipated game of all time
>shows up in sweatpants and sandals

based

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I'm portuguese ahah sorry about that!

Thanks for posting an up to date picture of Mr. Newell

fuck

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Last thread was uncharacteristically great, nice work guys

Because all the underaged shitposters are busy with console wars.

Motherfucker needs a shave and a haircut

What console wars the Xbox is a shitty PC with 100% mulgiplat on TV, Nintendo doesn't exist and Sony is... Something with 100% PC multiplat

>i knows what is wrong with artifact
i don't think that's the problem my obese man

This look actually suits him quite well.

He never said he knew what was wrong with artifact, just that it was a huge disapointment.

two bits

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He has lost so much weight. I hope it was the good kind of weightloss.

>Lost weight because of vr
Based Gaben gonna save gamers.

I think the coolest thing about this interview was that gabe straight up asked people to email him about the game after they played it. Everyone knows he responds to emails but for some reason I thought it was something that annoyed him.

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just like JR with doom

Did Gaben seriously say HL:A is the best

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>fat jew
>chad
Lol

Because he has no job. He nay own Valve but the company does nothing but charge developers for their own products.

Hes the worst type of rentier capitalist.

he looks tied on that chair
nice job on making this fucker speak about HL

Did he go to thailand/cambodia/laos and fuck pubescent girlies?

Shut the fuck up commie retard

He's doing PR for half life alyx, why wouldn't he say it's their best game yet?

He took the risk starting the company and lead development on the first few games which cemented valve's position as a legendary game studio. He deserves the success.

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That aside Valve has been researching VR and brain control interfaces and the interview clearly shows that's where Gaben's attention is these days

>Dark pants
>Light shirt
Does this fat fuck not know a single thing about aesthetically pleasing fashion?

>Gaben Announcer Pack in DotA
>One of the lines for a Rampage is him asking you to email him about it
>He actually responds to them

>woodford reserve
good stuff

Because it was an easily missable aside that he didn't elaborate on and he had many opportunities to blatantly shill Alyx but didn't
In fact they barely talk about the game

I dunno, man. It's not like he gave this treatment towards that card game they threw out. I'm not sure he even called CSGO the best CS game out.
This could very well be something fantastic

is there anything else to do there?

Huh? were't he relatively slim compared to his fattest years just recently? Now he looks just as bulked up as when he was young and had brown hair/no beard

Elaborate.

>white shirt
>dark gray pants
>loose fit

It is aesthetically pleasing, you clueless /fa/ggot.

Welcome to Half-Life: Alyx, after nine years in development, hopefully it will have been worth the wait.

>worth the wait
>wait
You had ONE job

>le funny weight maymay

When Gaben is going to stop trying to be a fat old elon musk pursuing meme tech and start making real games instead?

Colour contrast. A man should never wear opposing contrasts between lower body and upper body with a few exceptions.
White pants and black shirt for example is aesthetically pleasing, but the reverse is terrible.
One must employ a colour scheme that has one type of colour not opposing the other, but rather expand it (again with exceptions). For example, white pants and red shirt. Thought these natural rules only apply to whole colour pieces. If you wear a shirt with a motive or pants with say, strips, you already given up on being a person.
Ah yes, the addidas tracksuit pleb of certain overweigh.

Why would you need to make games when all you have to do to print money is maintain the 2 biggest ones you have?

CS:GO hasn't changed in any meaningful way in a long time yet it broke a million concurrent players recently.

I happen to know a thing or two about values.
An uneven spread of 3 substantially different values is extremely pleasing to the human eye. Black sandals/glasses, grey pants and a white shirt is, in terms of value, extremely eye pleasing.
If you don't think Mr. Newell is aesthetic as fuck, you can get your faggot ass out of here.

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when you grow up haha

CS players throw a massive bitchfit anytine the devs want to implement actual changes.

how fucking gay do you have to be to critique what he's wearing.

Bitch, my girth grows faster a year than this faggot's game dev. In another 2 years IM gonna be the new Gabe

>Gray/black pants and white shirt combo
Oh wow, instead of being a lvl 1 aesthete, you're a whooping lvl 2 who thinks he's max lvl!

>more half-life
>Source 2 licensing
>tripling down on VR
>Brain control interfaces SOON

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