Reading subtitles the entire fucking game

>reading subtitles
already showed you're a brainlet. Why get filtered by Yakuza of all things?

>why i must read subtitles
hello 7 years old

Kinda

DAME DA NE
DAME YO
DAME NA NO YO
ANTAGA
SUKIDE
SUKISUGITE
DOREDAKE
TSUYOI OSAKEDEMO
YUGAMANAI
OMOIDE GA
Bakamitai

fuck this faggot and his 4 hp bars

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[As You Like in the background intensifies]

>disco
Nope! Fuck that! And fuck this bitch too! Spent 2 hours trying to beat him

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If you don't cry multiple times throughout the story then you're a little baby back bitch

Real talk, politics. Reading amongst adults has fallen 30% over the past decade, and part of that is because people are less inclined to spend time reading ideas or perspectives that they might disagree with.

>reading subtitles the entire fucking game
Lmao are you a fucking underage retard or what
Although I do agree somewhat with your other points

PC gaming actually isnt that popular in America compared to Europe

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god damn, i want him to punch me in the face as hard as he can

do i drop it?
lower the difficulty?
its getting annoying to find stuff to do and i doubt i will enjoy the minigames

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>so many minigames but all of them are poorly done
This is just so wrong. I'm going to assume you have a case of "but I pressed X so I'm entitled to win WHY DIDN'T I WIN"

WHAT YOU LIKE
HOW YOU LIKE
WHAT DO YOU LIKE BEST

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>rng

At least make your bait believable

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ironic considering you're basically describing yakuza "combat"

You seriously have problems with this slow bumbling clown? They are just fodders for money farming.

>tfw when actually too braindead for pocket circuit
Why do none of my builds work?

>RNG up the ass
Where? In minigames?

I love those poorly translated lyrics.

this is one of my fav games of teh generation/

How about you give some examples of all of these flaws

we get it you preordered last of us, drink onions and suck cock on a daily basis

Are you a virgin by any chance?

Oof. I mean yikes. Thats just cringe. How embarrassing.

why do you pretend yakuza is a "alpha" series when you literally play as a virgin who raises another man's child?

I'm fine with reading subtitles in games and movies but for some reason I always preferred dub anime over the sub whenever it was an option, I'm unsure why this is

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So where is the series heading now that both the Tojo and Omi are disbanded? Should the series even be called Yakuza in the west after 7? Unless some new Yakuza clan comes out of nowhere and fills the vacuum

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yakuza 3?

plenty of ways they can explore themes.

like, what do yakuza do when they are not yakuza anymore?

Did this girl ended up calling Majima "Sir" "Daddy" or just "Majima"?
what's the correct route

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You're finished with the story and Amon substory right? Drop it and move onto Kiwami when you don't feel burned out.

yes, fishing for attacks so they dont instant kill me in 3 hits is not how i generally play those games

They get dragged back into Yakuza business anyway

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dancing minigame is shit

because its console game and consolecucks have no taste in videogames

Use guns. Also, there is a trick for unlimited money with Kiryu. Get the deep pockets upgrade, lose your money to shakedown, win it back for 1,5x profit. Repeat.

>pic unrelated

My only problem was the main story had so much urgency to it but I wanted to fuck off explore and do side content.

Nani?

>use guns
something i didn't do on the whole game , use weapons , anyway i did him already
guess i'll find how to cheese him with majima since he seems harder there

ones you become part of the criminal underworld there's no going back

Wow you read one book in your life, impressive for an american to be honest.

It's easier with Majima because he's stronger.

really? the few tries he did a few days ago looked like majima hardly did any damage (yes i was using slugger)

it sounds like you havent been playing that long
you get a plethora of moves the more you play
you can annihilate him with moves like the wall leg break move or tiger drop with kiryu
as for majima just chug heat potions and use the bat to smack the shit out of him if you're actually having trouble
even without the dragon levels this is probably the easiest game in the series

and upgrade your heat actions

Tiger Drop is OP

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>Amon
whats that?
i've been doing most substories but theres like a few ones i haven't done (libido guy for example on both chars)
fuck this shit, haven't done it either

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Are you american? It seems so.

>1080p
So it's one of the 3/4/5 remasters?
Was it like this in the original subtitles, or did they change it to be more SJW friendly like several other lines?

i'm done with the game, i just didn't try using weapons (hell i feel like i was cheating if i carry around items to eat)
haven't unlocked half of dragon style , and nothing of majima last style because

if you use the one combo where he dances around with his bat something weird happens with his hitbox, and He just cant hit you for some reason

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actually this was in the original but cut in the west. so now it's been uncensored, but not in the way you like, so it's bad.