Reminder

More powerful doesn't mean better

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>that controller
revisionist history
zoomers will never know the hell that was the original xbox fat gorilla hands controller

But the OG Xbox is great. It didn't have the library the PS2 but it had some quality games.

>having small hands

>being fat

Wat. The Xbox was awesome fun number one.

it's called eating healthy food dumbass

But each and every third-party game on the system looked, ran, and played better.

Xbox was a half-generation ahead of the PS2 and GameCube.

The revamped controller was memed just as much, yet it still fit perfectly in my 10yo hands and I have Donald Trump fingers.
So get your heads out of your fucking asses and be thankful we got at least 1 good thing out of the whole console gimmick cancer.

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Reminder: The most powerful system has yet to win its respective generation.

>Small handed manlets coping by equating large with fat

It really was the best way to play multiplats, most notably Splinter Cell games. Everything just looked better and at the time it was a lot easier to get your hands on HD component cables for the Xbox than it was for PS2 or gamecube.
On top of that, almost every Xbox game supported at least 480p output, while most PS2 and Gamecube games did not. So it looked a lot smoother. Truly the best way to play multiplats.
Unfortunately I missed out on a lot of really good things like Final Fantasy, Resident Evil, and Metal Gear Solid 3. I just wasn't a fan of the Xbox exclusives. Halo was alright but I never got too excited for it.

>being fat
more so being a normal height

>best controller
>best version of ports
>online play
>halo 2
>Hard drive for music, movies and porn, no need for faggot memory cards and ushering in hardrives for subsequent consoles
>dvd player

Yeah, more power plus utilizing said power makes it the best.

I mean PS4 unarguably won gen8, just because xbone x is more powerful than ps4 pro doesn't mean that at their baseline, ps4 marketed and won on being more powerful

Gen8 was a big freak anomaly in many ways, to be fair. Fucking everything went off the rails this gen

Switch managed just fine, but I think xbox lost as soon as they marketed always on, no sharing your games guys, shit they pulled before launch.

>PS3 and PS4 didn't win

The fuck are you smoking? Did you also think the generation ended in 2009?

>best controller
Ah, a fellow man of good taste.

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the other controller
Not this piece of SHIT

holy fuck it's so bad

Ninja gaiden black alone breaks ps2’s entire library

I often think about buying an original xbox with a copy of Burnout 3. Those were the days...

OG xbox was amazing you retarded zoomer

It even looks like an obese person
Burgers in charge of controller design hahahaha
Well it's better than the N64 controller, that's for sure.

>the absolute state of peasants
Friendly reminder you're deepthroating the corporate dick of a company that chose to not show itself at conventions because none of their artificially overhyped movie-games are anywhere near close to promised release.

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>ps3 won
lmao

I was about to say the SNES won the 4th gen, but then I remembered the Neo Geo exists
And that the Mega Drive/Genesis had a faster CPU

You crying snoy fag? Yeah you're crying

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Not that one.
Shit, looks like a less retarded Saturn controller, but more retarded dreamcast controller.

Go away statist bootlicker

>Well it's better than the N64 controller, that's for sure.
Burgers in charge: fat controller
Nipponese in charge: three handed controller

Coincidence?

>a lot of Dreamcast runoff
>a hard drive
>hardware that wasn't retarded or gimped by shitty little discs leading to a few devs like Team Ninja and Oddworld Inhabitants favoring it
>the naiveté that it could actually take off in Japan leading to Japanese devs making games for it
The HUEG being good was part hardware quality and part lightning in a bottle. It sure as fuck wasn't the best by any means

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Micorsoft has lost every generation it's been in the game and continues to exist simply because it can siphon money from other divisions

The Xbox was better though. It had some of the best games that gen.

Switch is gen9. Super-early gen9, but gen9 nonetheless.

Wii U was Nintendo's gen8 system

You guys realize that the original Duke was designed that way by necessity, right? Controllers are usually two small circuitboards connected via ribbon-cable, the controller designer was handed just one big circuitboard and told, "Design a controller around this, we don't have time to revise the board" and she did the best she could with it

engadget.com/2018/03/23/xbox-controller-retrospective-hyperkin-duke-gamepad/

that is unironically an interesting backstory but it was still shit to use

I don't get all this people bitching on the Xbox controller, the PS2 one was fucking hell for anyone who doesn't have tiny jap children hands.

In the 64s defence, its design forced players to learn to use an analog controller in a 3d environment.

everyone i knew had an S controller anyways
just underage children parroting memes older than them

I agree, also, the ps3 was shit too. The analogs were convex.fucking terrible. Ps4 finally got on board with the xbox controllers pockets on the analogs for your thumb. Jeezus, ps3 analog felt like it was stabbing your thumb.

but the xbox was better

>got all the best ps2 "exclusives"
>had the best console version of multiplats (and in some cases the best version period)
>had a comfy design
>weighed 500 pounds so thieves couldn't steal it
>built to last
>had excellent exclusives

honestly loved the og xbox. 360 was a steaming pile but this was great.

>Go away statist bootlicker
NOT THE HECKIN CORPORATE MEGACORPERINIOOOOOO NOOOOO

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SDF Cope

who /hyperkin/ here?

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>you will never have the black and white buttons as dedicated incendiary and plasma grenade buttons again

Anyone who says xbox was better than the PS2 should fuck off from gaming forever. You were the Halo fratboy fucks who ruined gaming forever

Couldn't hear you over seething you never got NGB.

Eat shit

Cope

don't blame Halo. blame XBL which came with Halo 2

they were kept just moved to the bumpers, not a terrible tradeoff

I do miss those little buggers.
We have to go back to the 6 button layout for the right thumb.

Bumpers, 6 buttons, two joysticks with l3/r3, start and select, and a dpad.

>having baby hands
Grab occasionaly something way bigger than your little peepee user. Like, maybe mine or big dick Phils shlong.

Instead, we got DMC1/3, KH2, GoW1/2 and God Hand

All worse. Thanks for proving my point.

>Having tiny baby jap hands

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You're right, that's why the ps4 sucks.

bullshit, xbox live was revolutionary

I bought an xbox for munch odysee, stranger odysee, panzer dragoon orta, jet set radio future, stubbs the zombie and dead or alive, ended up buying halo too down the line, was the best console I ever owned and the rightfull successor of the dreamcast

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Nah Fuck off. Gaming used to be amazing when it was Nintendo, Sony, Sega, SNK, and NEC. When Microsoft bought its way into gaming it brought the dredges of humanity with it.
look at the brand of games Xbox brought with it. State of Yas Forums IS what happened when Microsoft got it; it brought in people who had no business playing videogames. Most of them stopped playing games and just post
>MUH COOM
>Yas Forums
>tfw no gf
>the hole inside
Fuck you. Fuck your brand of gaming and whatever you stand for you fiucking lecher.
You don't belong in here FUCK OFF

>yo how you want your d-pad senpai
>I dunno man JUST dump a bunch of liquified plastic on my controller bro

>the naiveté that it could actually take off in Japan
Microsoft themselves said that they cared more getting big Japanese devs like Capcom and Konami on it and getting big releases, and that any Japanese sales were just a bonus.

it was good to play morrowind and hl2 and counter strike on the xbox when i didnt have a dedicated gaming pc

>worse
Individually maybe but all together? No

Who /armedanddangerous/ here? This game was the shit

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>brand of games Xbox brought with it
Otogi
Ninja Gaiden
Phantom Dust