Why yes, I do play as the Imperial Guard in Dawn of War, how could you tell?

Why yes, I do play as the Imperial Guard in Dawn of War, how could you tell?

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Jesus it looks like his whole fucking mouth is just sucking on that vox grill, what a shitty fucking life

based

Because I can smell you from here

t. Eldar scum

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Dangerously based

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>I do play as the Astra Militarumâ„¢
ftfy

I don't like the whole space latin shit they're trying to push

Chad

Are there any 40K games that feel like this?
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I can tell because of your stench, gue'la

It's for trademarking purposes as general terms can't be trademarked, also the reason why AoS changed the nonhuman race names into dumb shit like orruks and duardin for example

>Still no DoW 4

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do you really want one after dow3

thank god, my disappointment has already turned to anger, I do not want to find out what comes next.

I always assumed it was because "Space Marine" became synonymous generic sci fi shooter

Because me and my bros have been flaying your buddies lol

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Maybe they learn from their mistakes?

How come out of all the Chaos factions in Fantasy, only Nurgle doesn't wear plate armor?

Still no 40k gaem set during great crusade

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Perfect for a total war treatment

based

Maybe you're a fuckin idiot. No, wait, that's confirmed

Because you are losing lol

how's a company dumb enough to half ass the campaign in the current year, there has never been a successful rts without a good campaign

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Why bother when DoWII Elite exists? It's nearly 10 years old and it's still getting free content thanks to modders and a dedicated community

The term you're looking for is 30k

Judging but what they have to endure they are basically spec ops of today, but in the warhammer universe they are not better then green recruits simply because enemies are cheating.

The scale of Elite is too tiny, I want lotsa shit happening, UA style.

Why the fuck would anything nice ever happen

Guard uses WWI tactics in most cases. Space Marines are the spec ops

>UA style
So just having a bazillion different units in the game just because and zero balance? No thanks

That's basically what 40k is

patrician choice
For the emperor

But the standards the simplest guardsman is held up to is equivalent to modern day special forces.
They usually are picked from the best of a Planetary Defense Force or as part of a tithe of ridiculously hostile planets that just breed tough as shit humans (Catachan being the most prominent example)

I don't give a rats ass about the balance in UA, i don't play competetive.
And yeah, just cram the game full of a bazillion units, more stuff is more gooder.

It wasn't always like this....there was a time apocalypse wasn't sticking it's dick in regular play. A time when you didn't need to know 8000000 keyword rules per army and can be turned on or off any time.
The other editions had their flaws but by god 8th is trash

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I really like the whole space latin shit they're doing

With an attitude like that dawn of war will never become a proper e-sport!

esports are the only way to give a game longevity, look at dow1 nobody plays that anymore

?

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1 has more players than 2 or 3, which both pandered to the esports crowd

I do

Kriegchads aren't the average Guardbros. There's whole regiments based around everything from larping as Rambo/Gurkhas to jumping out of aircraft, and most of them have their own designated 1337 gorilla warfare groups. Even so, WW1 tactics are a good option vs. hordes of Arsenal fans and tyranids who can fuck you up in cqc

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esports are a fucking blight upon every game it infests

remembering fondly a time when esports were made around the mechanics of games and not the other way around

I saw that Mein Kampf/Communist Manifesto in your room.

Ahh I 'memba
Every esport game I play these days seems designed purely to inspire nothing but fucking rage.
And thats before they nerf the fucking fun out of it.
Fuck esports

So if the Orks only want a good fight, why not just ignore them and avoid fighting them? They'd just get bored of humans and attack some other assholes

The whole thing is ass-backwards, and it's infected 'gaeming' in general
>look up gameplay of a game that looks interesting
>it's from some streamer with half a dozen followers
>streamer already has a disc*rd/forum/pa*treon/website set up despite nobody being there

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Based

All I want is a new DoW that attempts to match the absurdity of wh40k. Make Exterminatus a viable win con for the imperial guard. Give tyranids no pop cap, speesh muhreens can change factions and fall to chaos or some shit.. RTS concepts haven't progressed since starcraft in terms of experimentation and it fucking sucks.

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OP is slightly less of a fag than usual.

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Total War isn't big enough. Need something bigger like Wargames.

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>DoW Apocalypse mod with the gigantic emplacement Basilisks that wipe out a quarter of the map with one shot

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UA has very late game units/buildings that auto-win the match.

I bet that commissar is immune to coronavirus

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No, IG are the modern US or Soviet military in a world with fucking 8 foot space orcs and teleporting eldar and demons

Pick your poison.

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>dow 3
>we want the dota audience
i'm not sure they deserve a second chance after that fucking shitshow

They don't, DoW is dead forever.

>No MTF Operatives


Shit list

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Hillyan

ngl I've always loved Helghast

it wouldn't be hard or expensive
>scrap power core
>scrap the elite system
>finish the necrons
>add last stand, a dow style campaign with overmap, non-moba maps
>release it standalone, drop the "3" ie "Dawn of War: X"