Remember to spread His gift of Corona!
Remember to spread His gift of Corona!
William Myers
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Luke Lee
Low IQ Imperial: "Fat is Nurgle!"
Chad Chaos Lord: "ackshully is slaanesh"
Austin Kelly
Nurgle's forte is shit that makes your skin boil up and you constantly vomit and shit blood, not some pussy ass coughing and headache
Hunter Davis
lol
Daniel Peterson
EW
Isaiah Taylor
>nurgle
>not horned rat
If it was Nurgle doing the job we'd actually be dying.
Owen Clark
I'd like to be an Eldar Bonesinger. Singing beautiful art into reality for life would be comfy
Elijah Garcia
I'd like to be a Space Marine so I can kill you for partaking in your barbaric xeno culture
Landon Perry
N O I S E M A R I N E
THINGS WILL GET LOUD NOW
Adrian Wood
You'll have to get past my personal army of wraithbone constructs first, bitch
Matthew Nelson
THIS SILENCE OFFENDS SLAANESH
Joshua Brown
I've got a whole squad of plasma gun wielding Space Marines, I have nothing to worry about
Lincoln Howard
What's the point of serving a god that makes everything stink? Do you wanna live in a place that smells like vomit or decaying meat?
Jackson Reyes
It's apparently quite pleasant to his worshippers
Landon Garcia
hes just so nice user
Adam Robinson
Give me one good reason not to join chaos
Wyatt Fisher
Do I ever get a Dreadnaught in DoW2's campaign? I picked up a bunch of equipment for one despite not getting one
Jason Flores
it's comfy
Charles Ramirez
What's with the demonic simbol flying around
Asher Richardson
Xavier Clark
You'd impress some demons too if you were shredding it in front of the Elephant's Foot
Colton Russell
Jonathan Gomez
papa nurgle sounds like a nice and relatable guy
Michael Baker
Do you wanna get fucked in the ass by daemons?
William Lewis
When you're in agony and dying a horrible death in the 40K universe, Papa Nurgle is the only god to make you feel good. He is safety, he is life, he is warmth
Andrew James
I will personally replace your face with a boltgun hole if you don't immediately walk your ass over to your local mechanicus and ask to be turned into a servitor. Actually, screw the toaster fuckers.
*BLAM*
Oliver Richardson
Is that a trick question?
Isaiah Fisher
based nurgle killing boomers
Gabriel Morales
>tfw my workplace is now under quarantine
>I'm safely away on vacation before this happened while the rest of my coworkers suffer
Nurgle is truly a gracious Lord.
Josiah Nelson
Dominic Lewis
it's the soul leaving the body
Carter Sanders
Which Chaos God would be the best to serve?
Bentley Davis
khorne
David Richardson
The Emperor.
Blake Ramirez
The Emperor
Cooper Morris
Objectively Nurgle
Brayden Rogers
da emprah
Samuel Cruz
wot
David Morgan
None
Zachary Sullivan
The Omnissiah
Carter Baker
Yes and its pretty obvious who its going to be
Leo Smith
is it Thule?
Thomas Barnes
Yup
Noah Scott
>the god emperor isnt white
OH NO NO NO NO
40kcels and Yas Forums BTFO OUT!
Charles Perez
dangerously based
Ryan Howard
Looks white to me
Leo Cruz
Dude's older than recorded history, he'd be tan at the very least
Angel Ramirez
Based Jared Taylor poster
Andrew Gomez
Why does Nurg always have the best reaction images?
Jason Myers
>being anything other than a Slaanchad
no matter what happens, victory or defeat, it WILL be pleasurable
and that's a win-win scenario in my book
Chase Foster
Do you guys have any custom maps for Dawn of War to recommend?
Jaxon Jenkins
>shits on the Iron Warriors
Ayden Butler
WHUTZ ALL DIS? OI SEE LOTZ O HUMMIES AN SPIKEY GITZ, BUT NO ORKZ SHOWIN DEEZ GROTS OW ITZ DONE.
DIS THREAD NOW BELONGZ TO DA ORKZ.
Dominic Rodriguez
BAZED
Joshua Lopez
Do I get to fuck the demons in the ass as well?
Zachary Lee
Every God in 40k is a chaos god, because they are all born from emotions/actions done by mortals which are reflected in the Warp. So the worship of the Emprah turns a regular very powerful psyker into a bona fide god.
Blake Peterson
based
fuck happening fags
Luke Bailey
is there any uncensored version?
Gabriel Baker
That's heresy, user.
Eli Nelson
nvm found it
Oliver Brooks
>Chubby
>Sexual
Pick one
Wyatt Mitchell
why yes just behind this chair, user