So does this mean I’m not going to get animal crossing on Friday?

This, fuck chinks.

>USA dropped a virus on china to cripple their economy
>blame it on some mysterious Wuhan lab after it gets out of hand

Meanwhile everyone is emulating china to contain the virus

I'm more wondering about FFVII and P5R. Might have to cancel and get them digital.

Just buy digital? Geez, we had that solution 15 years ago.

shut up chink

Yeah because a warmonger country ran entirely by the military industrial complex definitely wouldn't do that, they a good boy.

Have them both pre-ordered but I'd rather wait than to cancel and get they digitally, still I hope they arrive on time

Go get eaten by an elevator

Go destabilize another brown country and then "intervene" to steal their oil, barbarian.

So your proof is just
>it sounds like maybe something they would do in my deluded brain

What are the chances of Ebgames shutting down?

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Go censor everyone and shower in bat soup

Sounds pretty based to me.

Ask yourself this. If virus was actually contained in China, who would profit most?

China is quarantining people coming into China to prevent any more Corona outbreaks. The irony here is so thick, it's palpable.

Yes, we're covering up the outbreak and number of deaths. This fucking guy.

Shanghai Shivers, The Kung-Flu Pand(emic)

More like you have no idea how many people are dead and infected from the outbreak. You have completely lost control of the situation.

chinks are itt

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And this is the most terrifying aspect, we caught china in too many lies to count in recent years. So why in the fuck would anyone believe them when it comes to this?

I hope we're not all fucked

Chinks are everywhere. We are inevitable.

Nigga, I'm talking about the rest of the world.

The entire world.

All nonessential stores have already been shut down here.

>tfw anticipated this
>bought digital for once with the coupons
>2nd for BotW even though I played it already and sold my copy but never played dlc and master mode
>actually having more fun the 2nd time around
Hyped for AC boiiis

Lol, if the Chinese weren’t so disgusting and backwards with food handling this never would’ve happened.
Does it make it harder to harvest organs with the virus, or are you just not testing the poor saps you harvest from and telling everyone it’s ok?

Why staples?

are you a legit shizo or something? Half your sentence doesn't even make sense. Take your meds retard

Does your government pay you to shill or is this part of your prison sentence? I bet it beats having to work in the iphone factory

ESL bug men everyone. Try working on your reading comprehension.

if you make a title that has a hyphen and then some kind of clickbait followup you should be shot

is ebgames owned by gamestop? at least in the us, all ebgames turned into gamestops back in the day
if so, you'll be fine

>be CIA
>unleash ebola on africa
>test goes well
>decide to attack china with your new strain
>shit goes completely out of control
fucking CIA

There are much more lethal and controllable bioweapons out there.

This one has a shit lethality rate, is uncontrollable, and originated anywhere but Beijing.

Only Amazon US?

It's called it that way bruv.

By emulating China, you mean doing fucking nothing until it gets too bad to ignore?

Fuck I was expecting animal crossing and Persona 5 Royal to be delivered by mail. Can't go out since I have to self quarantine since I was exposed to the CV.

>Chinese doctors try to warn everyone
>Chinese government censors them, then gets them infected and kills them in the hospital.
I can go all day, Chang.

I'd have to read an actual article (which I'm not doing because I don't care) but going off that headline it just means nothing's going to the warehouses for the time being. Shit that's already in them will still go out just fine, and a game coming out in like two days is surely already there. Even if it's not, it's not like walmart or Target is in lockdown. Just pick it up there.

The CCP literally pays people to astroturf here.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/50_Cent_Party

>my preorder of FF7R changed to "unknown" delivery date
FUCK
YOU
AMAZON

try not to drown in your own spit brainlet hahaha

>fatality rates from all countries involved roughly match
>b-but china is lying! i-i swear!
you guys remind me of the liberals that blame everything on trump tbqh

Italy, Spain, France, Germany and UK are doing just that.

I mean holy shit, 2 days ago Frau Merkel was still like "closing borders is not the solution"

holy shit

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Hope you get lung pow chang

>harvest organs
this hasn't been conclusively proven to happen but honestly i hope it does because falun gong are a death cult

Where do you live? Cause that's not the case here

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nature.com/articles/nm.3985
>B.L.Y. designed the infectious clone and recovered chimeric viruses
>Boyd L Yount Jr, Department of Epidemiology, University of North Carolina at Chapel Hill, Chapel Hill, North Carolina, USA

Sweet and Sour Sicken

god dammit... i can't find my scroll of banish chink :(

Wutang Flu ain't nothin' to fuck with.

So what this article is saying is it's of Chinese origin
Wow glad we've cleared that up

Fu mACHOO

considering how hard the ten cent army is fighting to try to spin this as an American virus the more accurate term might be Kung Flu Hustle

Yes Chimeric diseases exist. It’s also a shitty bioweapon since it will inevitably make its way back to your country.

If the US ever actually unleashed a bioweapon on another country (not that they would due to the political ramifications) it would have a much higher lethality rate, much shorter incubation period, be much less contagious and much more controllable. Covid-19 is just incredibly inefficient and uncontrollable as a weaponized disease.

seems i get my AC switch somewhen in april.
i just hope my friends shut up about it so it doesnt get harder as it is already

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is the university of north carolina in china?
i assumed it might be at chapel hill, chapel hill, north carolina, usa

read the article. this only applies to "fulfillment by amazon", essentially the stockpile of 3rd party sellers leasing or otherwise utilizing amazon's warehouses.

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