Americans are given $1000 each to buy new PC

Here in nz our stimulus package feeds billions into businesses to keep them paying employees, hardly comparable to 1k though. Though I think we all get 26 bucks a week or something.

What are you gonna do with your 1000 bucks fellow ameribros? I'm thinking of buying some new parts for my arcade sticks, getting some games I passed on previously and maybe getting some art commisioned.

Yeah go back to your nigger and chink infested country.

Nah, "more than 12,000 JPY" is what Abe has announced.
That roughly translates to more than 120 USD.

Pay my fucking mortgage

That's fair, probably a good idea.

Unironically might get a new PC

Enjoy gaming on your 570 bro
no hard feelings right?

Don't Americans have any labor rights or protections for just such a situation?

what's the catch to this though? do you take it up the ass from the govt. later after we go back to normal and they do a tax hike or some shit?

It's to save their own asses, the economy is going down the shitter with this virus going around, it's an attempt to give it a boost.

Well, Americans? I thought socialism was shit?

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Republicans are outflanking the Democrats from the left in an effort to appear more competent than them (see: the idiotic means-tested solution during a fucking pandemic that the Democrats put forward). This is also to try and bleed away Sanders supporters who are understandably furious with the Democrats.

Shut up, jesus christ

I thought neoliberalism wasnt socialism?

>Argentina
>Only like 20 dollars
Well fuck you too!

I have around 800EUR disposable income every month. I already don't know what to buy with my savings.

jewish capitalist business owners/investors don't have to pay their workers and essentially funnel the government's money, so we're paying anyways it in the end since it's govt money

she looks like she fucks 2pig2s

It's all american adults as far as I know.

for the idiots to equal this to socialism, this is an emergency handout to ensure people have the capital to keep themselves afloat when the market crashes.

If this was socialism, people would probably just be dragged to the death-containers or welded shut in their aparments like in China.

Socialism is shit until I get gibs, then it's great.

In Australia only small business owners and dole bludgers get handouts from government.

>UBI
>socialism
even Yang calls it capitalist policy

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>emergency handout to ensure people have the capital to keep themselves afloat when the market crashes
so... socialism? or are you one of those faggots that thinks that socialism===communism?

You don't meet the requirements.

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I don't even earn $1000 a month.

what's the requirements for money

theyre trying their best to call it that cause right wingers adopting similar policies and their rhetoric is a deathwish to them

UBI isn't socialist or capitalist, it can exist in either system. The government is just giving people money.

see

LITERALLY no excuse to not have a VR headset now poorcucks.

>The onslaught of the Chinese Virus is not your fault! Will be stronger than ever!
I mean I'm all for it but I didn't know that boomers wanted boomer remover to be stronger than ever

It was created by a self proclaimed neoliberal that regarded it as peak capitalist and Yang didnt create it, I know that.

Everyone's a rugged individualist capitalist till a pandemic happens

But that's like 100 billion dollars

>it's a literally have to go through 100 captchas to get one that fucking works episode
What the fuck why sit his happening

>imagine sucking commie dick this hard

>VR headset
I wouldn't pay more than 200$ and even then I'd be conscious that it's throwaway money
VR is an absolute joke and is still a good decade away from being good

Basically a panic move to stimulate the economy

>calling it ther Chinese virus
>when studies show it's actually the American virus
Oh no no no

ok but do you need previous job experience? if so ill say my internships were jobs.
also how do you get it? or is it mailed to you?

Inflation will go through the roof

Have you heard of our lord and saviour TP?

Thanks for the analysis goofball

lol is he using 'Chinese Virus' just for shits?

I'm from yurop so your 'socialism' is the norm for literally everybody I know.
It's really fucking wild how socialism = literally tankies for amerifats.

Can you link some studies? All I've seen are some Chinese officials tin foil blaming USA.

the only catch is that it looks like a lot but isnt much compared to how much money you'll be losing if you cant work due to everything being closed

chinese shills already active

this is your brain on Yas Forums

I cant hear you over the loudness of your slurping of marx's fat dick.

dude, Europe aint socialist. they're trying to become the USSR 2.0, but pretty much every country has free markets. You're obviously those idiots who think handouts and welfare programs = socialism.

fucking cringe.

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WHERE IS THE MONEY GOING TO COME FROM TO PAY FOR ALL THAT MONEY?

No yuan here for you Hwan,go back to Wuhan and ask for some bat soup for your mom.

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>get 1000 netbux
>buy another 1000 TP rolls
>build a shit fortress and lord over peasants crying about my lack of empathy for pops and nana that haven't been able to buy a single roll in the last three weeks

Shut up commie apologizer.

taking shots whenever he can

ok but HOW DO YOU GET IT
WHERE DO I GO

f off moefag

The catch is death of economy and stupidly high inflation

where do you live in eu where they actually call it socialism? Im from denmark and people even here dont

Iget 1200e neetbux a month + free insurance + free electricity & water

>murricans are retarded and will use their handouts on frivolous shit
>when quarantine ends and all companies immediately come knocking for bill payments, they will go crying to the government for more gibs because they wasted their money

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no

You can have socialist policies in a capitalist economy. It's why western country's are mixed economies

>100 Billion
buddy, no. 850 Billion, AT LEAST, if not double that.

>handouts and welfare programs = socialism.
They are.