YOU CAN'T GO OUTSIDE FOR ANYTHING YOU'LL GET THE PLAGUE REEEEEEEEE

unless you work in a cushy white collar job fucking everybody is going to work.
places in my town are literally laying people off so they can get unemployment.
this is a fucking shitshow. when does the rioting start already?

>9k infested people in germany
>17 deaths
>People act like everyones going die
Fuck, i wish they would just actually die

It's now illegal to assemble more than 50 people in LA County, and all the idiots who were all "hurrdurr fuck da gubmint" 3 months ago are singing their praises for effectively shredding the first amendment right in front of us.
What the fuck is wrong with people?

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Who said it was break time? Get back into your wage cage.

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k infested people in germany
deaths
>most governments aren't even testing anymore
>deaths listed as pneumonia and liver failure
haha yeah nothing is happening haha happy times!

My dad's a literal boomer and he gets agitated if he isn't working on something. He's definitely a goner if he gets chinked by this shit. I literally just got a job too so I could give him some hope of his only son not being a complete fucking loser.

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if your parents were ill and dying you'd regret that thought

>le "I hate my parents"-phase
Grow up, faggot.

All I'm gonna say it, you'll be sitting pretty if they have a big life insurance police.

You'll be fine. Your parents will die.
The whole point of you not going out is to prevent you from spreading it to boomers, who will die.

I have grown up and realized that not only is my mother an irredeemable piece of shit but so is my father for enabling her and being a complete cuck keeping her around and forcing me to grow up in a fucking hellhole and turning me into a dysfunctional autist

Das gut

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stop being edgy you fucking retard
unless you were literally abused it's likely they did the best they could, not their fault you were born high on the spectrum

Imagine a world without people over the age of 60.

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>they're both smokers
So they are purposely poisoning themselves, they obviously don't care if they die. Keep that in mind and make plans on what to do when your parents die.

debt collectors have been calling the house since I was in elementary school
I'm dependent on my dad for everything
>unless you were literally abused

Or fat "people", or smokers, or AIDS faggots, etc.

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My housemate works at a pub and is stupidly paranoid and flooding the house with bleach
SHE WORKS AT A PUB, YOU'RE GOING TO GET INFECTED ANYWAY IF YOU KEEP WORKING

If you're aware of it and do nothing then you're just as bad you dumb child.
>b-but muh upbringing!
Do something about it then you retard.

Sage for a niggerfuck thread.

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What the fuck is trumpbux?

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>shredding the first amendment right in front of us.
National states of emergency by definition override the limits and boundaries of the constitution, and a pandemic is one of the reasons put in place to legally declare one (the others being war, natural disaster on the level of a volcano or earthquake, and all out civil war). The government is specifically allowed to do this in this very situation, the founders wrote it that way. If anything at least it hasn't gotten to the point where the extend it to suspend habeus corpus and institute martial law, both of which are permissible in this situation.

Call me a bootlicker if you want but George Washington himself used it to stop the Whiskey Rebellion.

The US is planning to pay people back tax or something.

They are planning to give 1k to everyone for quarantine relief.

A bunch of senators are drafting a bill to straight up do Andrew Yang's UBI until corona-chan calms down since people can't go to work

you sound like a NEET faggot who drop out of highschool.

better than dealing with a usually drunk grandparent who goes to bars all day and takes up your entire guest room, hopefully the bar closures will either keep her home or motivate her to get off her drunk lazy ass and work for once and maybe get her own place.

tl;dr: Millions of people have outright lost their jobs, so several senators are drafting a plan to pay out an untaxable $1,000/mo to all Americans over the age of 18 to help with livelihoods throughout the quarantine, regardless of disability status.
tl;dr;dr: Not getting autismbux? You are now. Getting autismbux? Now you're getting more.

Question though, do I get it even if I didn't pay taxes last year? This is important, they say all adults but I have a feeling they mean all taxpaying (and thus employed) adults.

>(1) the Federal Government should create and provide an emergency Universal Basic Payment of $1,000 per month available to all Americans until the Department of Health and Human Services declares that the COVID–19 outbreak no longer presents a public health emergency;
>(2) the Universal Basic Payment should be a temporary economic stimulus package aimed to empower Americans directly and immediately; and
>(3) the Payment should be made to every United States citizen above the age of 18 years and should be nontaxable.
Think about that, user.

I figure they'll find a way to screw me out of it anyway

Per month? Seriously?

They'll get reamed by the public. State authorities forcefully closing down restauraunts, bars, and shops is having an adverse effect on a large fraction of the population.

why is trump getting the credit for that?

They're banking on it only lasting like 2 months. At 1 trillion dollars they can basically give every american $1000 for two months in a row.

He mentioned it first.

Most authorities are heavily suggesting COVID will be a pandemic-level threat for 18mo, meaning there's a strong potential of $18,000 in NEETbux coming up if the US adheres to it.

>meaning there's a strong potential of $18,000 in NEETbux coming up if the US adheres to it.
No way in hell. That shit would cost upwards of 9 trillion dollars to implement.

My mom has some pathological hatred of hospitals and doctors. If she had to go she'd probably have to be sedated and would end up the first thrown into an Iran styled mass grave.

I hate my parents for being fucking retards.

>Most authorities are heavily suggesting COVID will be a pandemic-level threat for 18mo
They're retarded

I thought it was Yang's idea, and Sanders has been saying it a lot too, though he's been saying 2k instead.

18 months if nothing changes. The reality is summer will slow the spread of the virus a lot. It won't go away but it'll become seasonal like a flu and become a non-issue.

>The reality is summer will slow the spread of the virus a lot
We don't know if that's going to be the case, considering the virus seems to have no problems spreading in hotter climates.

>Most authorities are heavily suggesting COVID will be a pandemic-level threat for 18mo
No they aren't, it's already past the peak in China

Have you looked at the numbers? It does

>Most authorities are heavily suggesting COVID will be a pandemic-level threat for 18mo
They people will never stand for it. After a certain point people will demand to be able to go outside and they can't really be stopped if they all do it. I give it til june at best.

Australia is getting on pretty great compared to the rest of the world, as is everywhere south of the equator. And Australia isn't even in summer atm.

UK cases are expected to last until 2021 and see 8mil+ hospitalized.

People completely misunderstand social distancing. It doesn't mean you have to completely isolate yourself, just avoid high-risk areas like shopping malls and shit and only go out if you need to. Its not like you have to live in a cave.

I need to see the sauce on that

"cases" will never go away. But they will slow to the point of any other seasonal disease. Don't believe what you read on boomerbook.

>The goverment is just lying bro
>People buying 30 packs of toilet paper are not retarded
Could they atleast stop complaining about not being allowed to buy more toilet paper at the offices.
I didnt get my working disability for 1 1/2 months now because the offices are overloaded with people that think 2 weeks of staying at home will kill them

>expecting this to ever end when clapistanis fundamentally hate the idea of being healthy

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What if I want to?

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You have to take into account all the boomers that die and won't have to be paid.

If my mother dies I'm going to seriously think about killing myself

I don't know what I could do without her

There's also no problem leaving your house and going for a walk, just stay away from other people.

I live in a tropical country and there are 325 cases with 1 death.

No way it actually goes as advertised. They'll make a big show about signing the bill, but will put so many restrictions on it that maximum 2% of the promised money actually makes it to regular people.

I really don't understand why people around here get so goddamn uppity about some anons that just outright dislike or hate their parents. Your parents might have raised you, but they're people too, and you can decide whether or not you like them or not. I hate my dad for completely fucking me up emotionally, and I'm sure that my baby nephew is going to fucking despite my cousin/his mother growing up for being such a whore, not raising him properly, and letting him grow up in an absolutely shit environment, to the point where he's more than 2 years old and still doesn't speak at all.

i work at fedex so they'll be wheeling my corpse in for my shift as society burns. I WANT TO BE FUCKING QUARANTINED

Make a hazmat suit out of fedex boxes

It wouldn't be good because we live in a world of adult children

I'm worried about my mom and grandma, and my dog. If my mom or grandma die, my household is basically 1000% fucked and they'll have to depend on me when I'm not even close to having my shit together. That's why I've been really adamant about avoiding going outside if unnecessary and washing hands and shit, but they're acting like it's all a big overreaction and that I'm crazy because I didn't want to run to the store to get some ice cream when that shit was full to bursting with people last night.

Same
I'd rather go into the woods with pills and die

Germany is propably testing more people than any other country.
Meanwhile, America tested less people than there are infected people in Italy.

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wonder who raised them to be this way

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I thought every UPS guy has been Norman Reedus-ing nowadays.

Yes this, if my mother dies I am all alone as a NEET with no job.

I actually have some skills, but no work experience, and now the economy is collapsed so it isn't like anyone wants me.

Wouldn't just giving free money have some serious impact on USA's economy? The dollar is so fucking high for my country right now

How's trumpbux going to be work if it's multiple people in one household? I recent from family, andI doubt they'll want to split 1000 down the middle with me. Or is it 1000 each person that's paid taxes?

>Italy and China to their knees
>Johnson become Farquaad and says that people are gonna die but it's good cuz "muh herd immunity"
why are right wingers so eager to pretend nothing's wrong? Even trump was like "nah it's just a flu" till he almost got it himself

You can blame the boomers, but let's be honest the world has gone through so many changes that it's not fully their fault. Is it the boomers fault that their children grew up with internet that corrupted them? They had no clue

I work for Best Buy and somehow we got on the "essential" business list for my state, so we aren't closing. We'll be doing curbside pickup only soon, but right now we've got a shit ton of people that think a new TV is what they need for the plague and that the kiddos all need to come along and rub snot on everything in the store too.

If signed into law as is, it's $1000 per person for everyone in the US over 18 regardless of employment status or if they filed taxes recently.

It's supposedly per adult, not household.

>tfw 40+ hour workweek in a fucking grocery store of all places

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You say that but the one thing the government is actually good at is handing out checks to people. Of all things it's tried, they've got that down to a science.

No one having any money to spend from not working creates an objectively worse scenario. At least this pumps the gas on the economy so that people are spending.

Italy is the only country being sincere.

Bro...I know that feel. 10 hour work days right now. Maybe 12.

Well, Amazon wants 100k more warehouse slaves and I'm sure the stores that are staying open will need to replenish their stock of wage slaves too once they start dropping off due to the virus.

I'd be a bit fucked since I still kinda rely on her, but I guess if shit really goes south I can just go back to the military where I live a soulless life of working most of the day, earning a tiny bit, have food and shelter provided for me, and not having enough time or energy in the day to spend my accumulated income. Should still be able to meet their requirements.