Why are modern American video game characters so fucking badly designed and cringy?

At least 1/4 of them are German

They're nonbinary, ergo, they're not female or she. Proof: youtu.be/5PCWUCv1rnU?t=181

I'll let you be the judge of the contents.

There is a girl in the pic?

>Snowflake
>Safespace

These character are meant to be parodies, right?

HEY ALL, SCOTT HERE, *BANG BANG BAGN*

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And this is why i hate modern videogames

No, its part of the movement to reclaim those words.

No. They are dead serious.

>SNOWFLAKE AND SAFESPACE: As psychic twins, Snowflake, a cryokinetic, can materialize snowflake-shaped shuriken projectiles for throwing. Safespace can materialize pink forcefields, but he can’t inhabit them himself, the reflex only works if he’s protecting others. They’re hyper aware of modern culture and optics, and they see their Super Heroics as “a post-ironic meditation on using violence to combat bullying.”

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Hollyshit it's real

bruh

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What do you fuckin expect? Big company comics like Marvel and DC are the bottom of the barrel in entertainment media. Seriously, if you still read comics from those companies in 2020 i insist you reconsider your life choices.

the absolute state of bamham

>reclaim those words.

From who?

this shit is being directed by a literal soijak

This is a joke, right? They didn't actually
> it's real

holy fuck

that was once true though.
now it's
>REDDIT BAD REDDIT GOOD

You can't expect anything good from Marvel comics

>Speedball and Namorita as mentors
What the fuck.

This looks like some shitty parody you'd see in 2015 making fun of SJWs but they are just seriously making it themselves now. Based.

>stopped at trailblazer intro
Fucks sake they can’t actually expect a fucking fatty to be able to handle the physical demands of being a super hero

I hope special snowflakes archenemy is any kind of human contact

I really hope this is just a teaser for the 1st of April. This is more embarrassing than Avengers Occupy or the time Daredevil cried about #justicefortrayvon

How new are these characters? I haven't seen snowflake or safe space used derogatorily in a while, and even then it was to mock the right.

>Beta hair
>Afraid of masculinity
>Glasses
>Gets into the thing he hates specifically to ruin it

I thought Yas Forums was memeing this whole time. Holy shit

So which one's male and which one's female?

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It’s looking you straight in the eyes now user

So who at Marvel got asspained at what this time?

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Yes

>safespace
Why is that Nurgle cultist rocking Slaanesh colours?

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a literal niggerfaggot "capeshit" hero

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why is it always americans

Please send your armies we need help

Internet bullies.
Marvel is a complete shitshow.

Why do they keep trying this? Didn't All New All Different flop like a motherfucker?

That’s the point, they’re supposed to be “badges of honor”. I particularly love the irony of trailblazer. Trailblazing straight to the chocolate cake

Depends on context, who are they? If they're 2 out of a 5-men team of flamboyant, over-the-top characters poking fun at the campy 50's aesthetic then they might work.

Whats it like in your country im thinking of moving when i finish my degree.

Did you even bother to read the rest of the thread?

I genuinely wonder what audience they're hoping to get with this.
All this work and effort for a comic that'll sell 10 copies.

I don't even get "reclaiming" words. Didn't work so well for "faggot".

If they wanted to reclaim words, why not start with 'Nigger'?
I mean, Boss Nigger was a hit in my eyes.

Imagine Marvel having to make plates to print out this literal toilet paper.

lol cringe

even if thats the case marvel just tried hard to make it as "a funny meme" and everything went into a pointless cringefest. nobody irl is into internet drama/progressive circlejerk trash in the first place

This looks like a caricature, drawn by an alt-righter. Then I realize it's not and it stopped being funny.

Probably that cunt Sana Amanat again.

It wouldn't have been funny to begin with. As a parody this would be lazy as fuck, and somehow it's not so it's double horrible.

>retards not realizing that this is satire
Dunning-Kruger havin' a party tonight

>disney isn't poison they said
>sjw is just a bogeyman they said

Is this a parody on superheroes like Superhero Movie or Akibaranger?

>snowflake and safespace
This is nothing but bait. Don't fall for it.

damage control
watch this shit. they are dead serious
youtube.com/watch?v=5PCWUCv1rnU

even if its satire its purely unfunny horrible garbage

at least both are black. imagine it was racemixing propaganda as well

I dont see the problem. They look like genetically modified perfect humans, made brown, purely to play advanced basketball

These designs look bland and lack any type of soul at all. It's like they just said "Hey we need to appeal to the nigger market right quick what should we do?" and haphazardly just did some recolors and called it a day fucking lmao.

Sure Iron failed, America failed, Asian Hulk failed, Falcon Captain America failed, Avengers Occupy failed, hispanic Ghost Rider failed, female Thor failed, Squirrel Girl failed, but surely this is the time it will catch on!

>how many layers of irony are you on
there's nothing to believe anymore user

Right wingers use it all the time to mock the left stop inventing things snowflake

>Dunning-Kruger
Go back to ribbit you retarded nigger. Only pseuds love to spout that shit.

who the fuck buys these didn't Marvel admit they lost money trying to appeal to these people

How come the fat black chick's ethnicity changes between illustrators?

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Christ.

So much for Shogun Akira moving Marvel away from this sort of shit.

says who?

They already lost me with all the sub splits of avenger's comics and I went perma back issue on darkhorse and other worlds. This will definitely keep me away

>experimental internet gas
what the fuck... ?

>Internet-gas
What

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