How do I get my mom to buy me a PS5?

WHERE'S THE PUBES

This one is better

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St. Patrick's Day was a mistake.

Fuck off with this Irish meme shit it's not even remotely true.

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You shoulda saved your gbp

Catch her in a compromising situation and blackmail her

virgin spotted. You know girls have 1 boob that is usually bigger right?

This. I'm ethnically Irish and love big booty bitches.

damn potatoes and their inverted P fetishes

>He doesn't know the origin
back to r*ddit newfag

If you keep cooming to this kind of stuff, real life women will eventually be unable to get you hard.

AAAAAAAAAAAAHH BROS, FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCC-

For me, it's Medhimama

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Her tits are not the same size.

I get it, you live in a 3rd world shithole with literal goblina women

Don't tell you're gonna...

pochi self inserts as her OCs

Omega kek

COUGH
WE HAVE A COVID-19 CASE

Bold of you to assume 3D w*men ever got me hard in the first place.

Does anyone have the pic about: your actual mom, vs you(a weeb) and mamoko?

>author creates a self-insert series about a young boy who accidentally summons an extremely beautiful eldritch goddess and asks her to be his big sister
>the self-insert is the eldritch goddess
Pretty amusing, if you ask me

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where are the shitty useless jannies

Doing your mom

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thanks

jacking off in this thread, fucking based

short hair is god-tier but tiny heads are always such a fucking turn-off

SEETHING Seamus

No problem. I'm just waiting for Friday.

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I can attest to this.

In Japan they take VAs extremely seriously. She was probably trying to show her range, while the director wanted a cute sounding mother.

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I don't understand this sentence?

THATS your mom?!?!?!

Reminder that Shirase is underrated

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>Newfag doesn't know

go back to whatever the Irish version of Yas Forums is

Whoah tiddies

Yes, so I'd appreciate it if you did not have lewd thoughts about her.

They sure know their audience.

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currently phoneposting need source

based

How do I get a mommy gf?

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Is her hips that are big, not her ass, you blinds fucks

just b urself

It's like every other relationship - be nice and try to exceed their expectations provided they do the same.

2d is a great immunity response to the new culture of women not wanting families or responsibility of such. Sexual warfare got strong after 3rd wave feminism.

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so confident. my girlfriend has a better body than this and never smiles like that

How the fuck are you nigger so fucking bad with perspective? Jesus christ

>my girlfriend has a better body than this
Uh-huh

Are you people honestly attracted to your own mom???
How about a younger version of her

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"better body" aka bigger dick.

I'm surprised the thread hasn't been deleted yet.
Anyways, do your mothers only seem to play phone games? My father loved Galaga and Age of Empire, but all my mother ever plays is those mobile word games and candy crush.

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they already did that themselves.

no and no

I just want to marry Pochi, honestly

Not like 3 whole cup sizes different.

mum got really into vidya like 5 years ago
she started with tetris but slowly worked up to Deadspace and the Bam ham games

usually, i prefer MOMMYs but this one belongs in the trash, mate

sticking with 2d

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She is a bad mother, she fucks her son's friend.

Did she hate Dead Space 2?

not really, she went trough it just fine but for some reason really disliked 3, personally i have never played it myself but in her memory i refuse to do it
if a mum says something is shit, it's shit by divine autority