What we buying?

New PC sounds good. Might help me get over my cough.

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Easy 11k here I come!

rich people get whiny when only poors get something they don't, like food stamps.

if you make 6 figures and are struggling, you are fucking horrible with money and don't deserve a cent of it
fuck you, seriously, drink bleach

>America giving 1k to all its citizens
We're beyond fucked aren't we?

NEETs will get nothing. It only applies to people who paid taxes in 2019.

Meanwhile bongs and swedes have herd immunity

Isn't this just another Andrew Yang "Freedom Dividend" ploy? And wheeeeeeeeeeeeeere is this money going to come from? Especially in a time when people can't really go to work or spend money at public places (ie: avoid spreading CV inherently results in an economic slump).

thank you based meme virus
i get to stay home all day playing video games and now the government is gonna give me more money for more video games

>3,000/m for charity pie chart

are they actually gonna give out money or is this just a giant meme

Giving money to children is a waste ain't it? Why would they need the cash?

Good thing babies can't vote, because boomers are fucking their future over in order to chuck money to prevent the upcoming recession.

My tax return is still tucked away, I've already grabbed my shit to prep since January. Just going to wait it out.

from the federal reserves? fucking fema has been saving money for this exact moment

>nearly 330 million people in the US
>well over half a trillion to pay out if it's every citizen

If you make any amount of money and are struggling, you're a retard.

4k will buy a sex doll with all the bells and whistles

Im gonna use it to pay my rent and bills because that shit dont stop just because im out of a job tha ks to corona

Might be a extra 1k to parents per child maybe?

america out here throwing trillion dollar stimulus packages while my country going to give us 20 bucks a week or something

Nice. Now I'll willingly get Corona and infect everyone in my town! Thanks for not giving me shit, Trump! That'll definitely make me want to work now!

Yeah but I didn't mean it that way. If they're willing to shell out that amount then some serious shit will go down.

They do realize this will just kick up inflation right?

iktf bro, pains me looking at my roth ira and brokerage account these days.

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>Been in college for 5 years
>I get fuck all because of it
Never got a job from it and now it's fucked me out of more money

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It's just a way to get people to put money back into the economy, since most will just blow it haphazardly.

how would we even receive this money

I make 200k and it's as much as you'd think.
I'm not rich at all and will struggle as much as anyone in this bad economy.
I deserve $4k like all Americans.

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Banks gon print it because business also needs money to run

They already injected 1.5T into the markets and it did fuck all, might as well give those injections to the citizens and let them spend it on the economy directly.

Based, I’m not gonna spend it though, I’m gonna hold on to it and sell it.

My pharmacy manager who makes six digits went bankrupt last year. How, I have no idea.

>NOOOOOOO MY INFLATION
shut the fuck up, Prices have gone up regardless and wages haven't adjusted
FUCK COMMUNIST AND FUCK NAZIS
WE HERE HUEY LONG GANG AGAIN

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Direct deposit into your bank account, or a check delivered in the mail.

I suppose toddlers and infants also need to have paid taxes in order to qualify?

From nowhere, but we spend tons on a deficit funding a pointless military and feeding an unsustainable medicare and social security system anyway so what's a little more debt?

This is quite literally to compensate for the shit you would've made had corona not interfered, you being a worthless NEET means you would have made nothing anyways.

A .gov website. Don't fall for the .goy site though user.

On fucking what though.

one man making 6 figures and supporting a whole family isnt as easy as you think.

how about you stop living in california dumbass

Probably have to register or something and wait a few weeks-months for it to come in. This is of course, assuming they do so at all.

Maybe if you didnt waste your vast wealth on hot glue figs and drug addictions you wouldn't be struggling. t. 24k/year

What’s your mortgage/what addiction (drugs, gacha, anime figurines) do you have?

You could live a lifestyle appropriate for $50k a year and retire 4x faster. But you're not. You're maxing everything out and saving nothing.

let me repeat myself, retard
if you make that much money and are struggling, you have a severe mental disability, seek help
I can't imagine what job you could be successful at that pays that much with your severely low level of brain function

Spend it on child prostitutes

the government will send an agent to your twitch stream and tip you 1000 dollars.

That doesn't help small businesses who lost so much more revenue.

Their parents did, yes.