You romanced Jack right?

>blue squidheads had 3 romance options
I just don't get the appeal

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Tali on first playthrough. because I imagined she is a monster under the mask and I'm /d/ regular.
Then Jack, because fixing damaged psycho girls in virtual world is something I'd rather not do in real life.

1 as a lesbian
2 as a male with Miranda
I never played 3 cuz it's for cucks

Nah, I just pumped and dumped her.
Good thing she is like one of the only girls you can do that with.
If I remember she cries the whole time too.

Asexual actually, just didn't "enjoy" playing as MaleShep is all, the voice actors sounds bored af most of the time and even besides that – the character seems basic(alternatively can't play certain games like KotOR 1 and most of TES/Fallout for Females).

*voice actor

No

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I don't hate Tali, in fact she's pretty nice in spite of her obvious servile behaviour, her immaturity is simply a function of her sheltered life and young age. However some believe that she is some sort answer to their frustrated sexuality which is of course, typical of beta cucks.
It is to Jaqueline we must turn to, if we are to see the true and full expression of waifuism, that is the natural province of Alpha Chads. In Jack we see not only delightful and refined features, such as her full lips and large, expressive eyes but also a more elevated near spiritual enhancement of Jacks personality in her new position as a teacher and rolemodel.
In contrast with Tali who remains an immature and ultimately unsatisfying waifu.

In conclusion, Jack is the only waifu truly worthy of the title, with honourable mentions to Miranda and Samara.

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Yes, but they shafted us on her romance in ME3

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>Ashley becomes histerical and gets terrible plastic surgery
>Tali is meh
>Liara have a repulsive character's development and ugly face in ME1
>Miranda face was fucked up and loyalty quest is just a daddy's issue
>rest are non-rmanceble
Samara and Jack >>>> everyone else on this picture

Jack is for the kind of guy that gives money Twitch whores and marries a prostitute after her pimp gets her pregnant

I forget if it was Samara or Morinth, but I committed suicide via intercourse with the gilf Asari.

Then I reloaded the save and beat the game. Absolutely none of the other girls had desirable qualities.

I love Tali.

Say that to my face and see what happens

Based
Cringe

>implying helping abused girl to find a right path isn't what ultimate chad doing with his dick

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The power of cock compelled her to find the light

Far be it for me to get on the bad side of some faggot-ass white knight

Yeah buddy, it says a lot about how macho you are that she's settling down with you after a lifeftime of hard drugs, crime, and batarian foam parties. Those days are behind her and now it's your bed she finds every night.

Nobody is laughing at you behind your back.

>the voice actors sounds bored af most of the time
Lolwut? Meers sounds less emotional than Hale (but not emotionaless) yeah but it's kind of fits Shepard, since already in ME1 he is matured soldier, who went through some serious shit (depending from origin). Honestly the only route that Hale fits is renegade always PMSing Shepard

>it says a lot about how macho you
Imao, stop melting your personality with protag.
>she's settling down with you after a lifeftime of hard drugs, crime, and batarian foam parties. Those days are behind her and now it's your bed she finds every night.
Holy molly...

I'm going to fucking cough on you, you little bitch

Sure did.

Well yeah renegade/assholes is what I mostly play, FemShep also seems way cooler when headbutting krogans and shit but that's IMHO. I also don't disagree with the "went through some serious shit(fucking died and was ressed) so sounding like a souless cunt works".

>There are people who chose Manshley.
Literally the only instance in the universe fucking a woman is faggotry.

>FemShep also seems way cooler when headbutting krogans and shit but that's IMHO.
It's already comes on borderline with cringe,
>I also don't disagree with the "went through some serious shit(fucking died and was ressed) so sounding like a souless cunt works".
But Meers doesn't sound soulless.
She was more interesting in first game, but yeah, since than they butchered her

>Tali

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He does to me, I have no idea why but I just can't bear to hear MaleShep's voice.
And cringe is exactly what I need from edgy walkthrough.

Duh.

>He does to me, I have no idea why but I just can't bear to hear MaleShep's voice.
Quite opposite because Meers holds superior on too many moments
>And cringe is exactly what I need from edgy walkthrough.
Sorry, by cringe I was meaning Sarah Ryder tier

liara has the most content, so why not just pick her

>thinks liara is ugly in me1
>likes manjaw samara
gay faggot detected

Fuck off you bash'tet ass motherfucker Jack is always the best choice

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Meh, to each their own, that's what the thread is about right?

Too forced, too borring. Any other asari (Shiala, Samara, Aria) was more interesting

I want Samara to tie me up and use her biotic powers on me!

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>doesn't like well developed cheekbones and jaw
>calls someone else a faggot

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liara no question
she can be left to her own devices and doesn't have as much clingy "UHHHGGGG my FEEEELINGS"
i guess all the asari and kasumi is that iirc

latent homosexuality. i bet you like muscle girls too

>asari

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>he doesn't like healthy body
>talks about homosexuality
Yep, that's projecting
Also, no I am not into steroid monsters, but surely into fit bodies

No, she's an ugly obnoxious bitch. And it's not because of her tattoos or lack of hair, it's like she's perfected having a bitchy look on her face at all times.

>benis

>asari
Aren't these hoes millennia old parasites that only breed and look how the race looking at them wants them to look?

>he doesn't bang not!Carth

>not!Carth
Which one? OT have new every game

>Not picking the 300 year old asari mommy wife
It's like you don't even want alien milkies.

the absolute state of you, your delusion and your denial

I'm an Ashley and Jack main but im playing through the trilogy right now and doing Liara for the first time this playthrough
aliens are gross

>>Not picking the 300 year old asari mommy wife
I wish I could, but Walters decided that 100 yo manchildren is mandatory asari.

Kaiden

Every Mass Effect thread just reminds me of all of the wasted potential of the entire series
Also I never liked romance in ME or most Bioware games in general because it all feels so incredibly juvenile

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I waifud Ashley
I will forever hate them for turning her into a bimbo in ME3

>you romanced the degenerate crackwhore
no

fucking this
it seriously seems like a young adults horny fantasy scifi that thinks every interaction can be made ROMANTIC with the right set of words
also, theres no fucking chase
you literally just start the romance and choose whether you pursue it further

You do not belong here heretic go back whence ye came from, I cast ye into the pits of reddit!

>Romancing non-humans
DON'T

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Making her a bimbo was one of the best things from ME3, however they should have included some ways she could have debased herself for our amusement.

>it seriously seems like a young adults horny fantasy scifi that thinks every interaction can be made ROMANTIC with the right set of words
Well Shepard is galactic gigachad, so...

This. Fuck EA/whoever it was that made them rewrite the fuck out of things post ME1-midME2 and just leave some hints to what they wanted to do in there.
youtube.com/watch?v=qGAcemOgd5M

The only in-game romance I enjoyed and got a genuine "awwww" from was Alistair in Dragon Age: Origins

Imagine being so gay

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>romancing a used up hole
Yikes
For me, it's virginal Liara

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>Romancing
>DON'T
That's better

Now show her without camouflage
>race is too stupid to learn how to count