Based or cringe?

based or cringe?

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Based

fat

>attention seeking has-been
cringe

He did what Yas Forums would ever dream of doing. So ya, he's based.

Based on every level.

He was based when he was quietly working on his project, now he’s pure cringe. The fact that he’s fat and wears a fedora makes it worse

>literal billionaire success story who completed his game and made all his dreams come true
>is depressed and lonely

Why is it that all that success makes people miserable? It makes me not even want to try knowing that's what's at the end of it.

based on what

>makes millions and immediately leaves for retirement before series became cancer
Yeah, I'm thinking he's based.

>created one of the biggest games of all times and sold it for a shit ton of cash
>fat neckbeard
based with a bit of cringe sprinkled ontop

Based on YOUR FACE!

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He dips in and out of both

This man is gay?

>unemployed Yas Forums poster
>make the most popular video game of all time
yeah I'd say he's pretty based

His problem is he is doing literally nothing. Lots of money is amazing sure but what doesn't turn most people crazy or depressed is having a project or goal to work towards.
Even all of the money in the world won't help if you have no drive to reach any type of goal.

The guy already made one of the most influential games of modern day, I don't think he's too concerned about fulfilling a purpose. Let the man enjoy himself.

It's because at the end of the day money is worthless if you do nothing with it. You can surround yourself with piles of cash, and that's all it will ever be is piles of cash. Typically when people get rich they do shit with those piles of cash, but for some reason Notch just sits in his Beverly Hills mansion and shittweets all day.

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dangerously based, triggers leftist journos, blacklisted from the sjw games media

>Soldout his friends for microsoft money.
>Enough money to outbid Jay-z and Beyonce on a mansion.
>No more real friends and former friends hate him.

Seems pretty based to me.

Most of the time its because they know that nothing they ever do will top what made them famous, so they get depressed.

Ironically what makes Notch both famous and infamous is the same thing. He made Minecraft, but did fuckall with it and it got popular despite it. I think he knows how lucky he was that it became popular despite what he did, cause nothing hes added to it was really well recieved.

Water, water everywhere but not a drop to drink?

cringe until he starts making games again
hear that you stupid fat fuck?

based on metaphysical values

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based

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Based because he was a Yas Forumsirgin who made it.
Cringe because he made minecraft.
Based because he shitposts on twitter everyday putting libtards on blast.
Cringe because he is Swedish and therefore also a libtard in many regards.
Based because he's a billionaire who just plays video games every day in his multimillion dollar hollywood mansion.
Cringe because he's a fat neckbeard who wears a fedora.

on his fame, money, legacy

based -> cringe -> based

Cringe fat retard who won’t make anything better than minecraft in his entire life

>he ONLY created something that has brought millions of people countless hours of joy
more than you'll ever do buddy

What the fuck does he do nowadays apart from whining about everything on twitter? If he wants to be based again he should start more shit.

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>basically stole minecraft
>fat and fedora
>literal Yas Forumstard
>not using his money to make games

mega cringe. A good example of a based game dev would be.... actually there are no based game devs, they're all cringe.

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I'm cool with being not fat, not depressed, and actually doing something fulfilling buddy
>but he made a videogame!!!
That's a cope and a half

He's doing nothing other than complain on twitter that's why. He's basically sold off his friends to Microsoft and he's not even trying to go pursue different projects or aspirations.

>sneaks in tall black enemies that steal blocks, can't swim, speak distorted english, attack you when you look at them, and were added in the same update as watermelon and fried chicken
undeniably based and redpilled

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Notch is cringe but not nearly as much as the furfags who obsess over him, OP included

He could get himself a luxury zeppelin built and cruise around. He could commission an actual mech to be built. He can buy the rights to a dead franchise that he loves and revive it. He could visit every capital of the world (minus Pyongyang). He could start his own playboy mansion the size of a small town and hire hundreds of 10/10s to be his servants. He could do some act of philanthropy that etches him as a hero in human history. He could organize the biggest, most elaborate prank of all time. He could lose weight and stop wearing a fucking trilby.

But he doesn't.

You HAVE to make friends before you become rich and famous.
You don't get to connect with other people afterwards.

After you get rich and famous, everyone lies to your face to get something from you.
It sucks.

It's great to have money, but it sucks to be alone.

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wasn't there some game he was working on last year? or did he abandon it already lol

>wears a fedora
>dragged his heels to implement the simplest possible features, even after founding a studio
>microsoft sees him griping on twitter about how hard it is to update his game
>microsoft buys MC from him the next day
>he immediately regrets selling for literal billions, whines on twitter
>has a billion dollar mansion with a wall-to-wall M&M dispenser
>whines about being a multibillionaire, says its the reason he can't find friends or lovers
>whines on twitter about being personally victimized by kikes
>room full of stale M&M's
>minecraft still not that good

seems based to me

I havent been keeping up to date but I havent heard of any updates since then

based

>Has more money than 99.9999% of humanity will ever have, and yet he does nothing with it.
>Doesn't even have a kid to inherit his money and hope to do something meaningful
>Game is complete dogshit boring garbage. Only playable thanks to the free labour of people who know how to properly implement a project
cringe.

NOTCH DEFINITELY POSTS ON Yas Forums

>no job
>zero friends
>no gf
>everyone IRL just wants money or shit from him

This is literally the only place in the world where he can have honest conversations.

Say something nice to Notch right now because he's probably reading it.

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yes

hi notch. if you're reading this, the original nether update was fun and interesting. so fun and interesting, in fact, that i have trouble believing a fat retard came up with it

It was really funny to see you shoot down Sam Hyde's desperate plea for shekels to finance season 2 of the MDE Awesome Show Great Job. That was absolutely based

minecraft is fun, thanks for making it.

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only because of mods.

Why doesn't he just bro it up with Elon Musk and go to Mars?

Weak bait mate, stopped reading at the first contradiction.

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Hi Notch.
Thanks for not selling out to steam, having a game that needs 0 loop holes to run and can be modded like crazy is great.

Microsoft might be big major jews, but theyre unironically trying to keep minecraft relevent. And doing stuff that will make it even more successful.

Its also cool how my alpha account always works. Even after all these years I still own my copy of minecraft. This has to be the only good early acces game I can be proud of supporting. Especially from the start. Asiides from something like skyrim/tf2 I really cant say theres any other game I come back to like minecraft.
It was fun watching your idea explode into what it is now. I hope you look back on it with the same glee.

I wont say you're like jesus. I dont want to worship the ground you work on. Minecraft was a simple game that got lucky and hit it big. But its great that you made something like this that made so many people happy. I know you wont find nearly the same success with anything else in your life. But I hope you just do it to enjoy what you make, and see others be happy.

Before I throw this compliment out to sea. I just wanna say if we ever talked on Yas Forums anonymously, I hope it was on friendly terms.

>being such a social pariah that nobody is willing to have sex with you for your vast fortune
Gotta hand it to Notch, he really made it

>I don't think he's too concerned about fulfilling a purpose.
He sure seems to view it that way going off his Yas Forums-tier self musings and lonely "I wish I had a loved one ;_;" pity parties.

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he needs to stick his whole head under the m&m dispenser and end it

He's not wrong though

What's with the antisemitism?

based for his success but cringe that he's rotting away, stewing in depression instead of making the world's first VRMMO

He's based, but highly autistic. I can see why he's depressed.

Beyond cringe. If you like this guy you must be some sort of turbo-zoomer who can't even remember a time before Minecraft.

Based. And he has fuckyou money.

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I bet you weren't even here when notch was shilling it and asking for help

>one of the most influential games
zoom zoom "crafting" trash has not really caught on in the game world

>The guy already made one of the most influential games of modern day

Completely irrelevant. It doesn't matter how many great things you did in your past. You could have cured cancer and solved world hunger and built the world's tallest skyscraper. It still wouldn't mean you're immune to succumbing to boredom if you don't have anything to do. Even 90-year-olds who have lived long, full lives, who have fought in wars, who have seen it all, still get depressed if your just leave them in a room all day with nothing to do.
My gramps is 90+, is a decorated veteran of WWII, and still insists on helping out around the house whenever he visits. It's not just him being generous, it's also that he needs something to do.

He could make you seethe and kill yourself and he’s doing just that