You LITERALLY have no excuse not to buy a VR headset now, Yas Forums
Fuck you, I want a new Graphics card
literally everyone?
donald trump secren yang admirer?
>implying I’d waste $1,000 on VR
Fucking amateurs. I’m putting that towards half a PS5.
Whats bad is that I was already thinking of picking up the Quest with this money
So this the power of the free market...
dang bros we might need more epidemics
>I get my news from Yas Forums!
Hopefully you all get coronavirus with complications
>Gonna just sack mine away well retards blow it in a moment.
I know that isn't the point but man i don't want for anything but nice food and time to play games.
Kek faggot the dollar will drop like crazy after that communist move hes going to make enjoy paying 10k$ for the index
>no excuse not to buy a VR headset
I don't want one. Get raped, faggot.
I wonder how CNN and the rest of the lefty media will spin this to make him look worse than Hitler.....
remember anons, this is step one of the wipe out of the Cabal
Ok so I like free money but how is this supposed to solve anything if nowhere is open for people to USE the money?
You think slumlords are going to stop demanding rent?
no it won't.
I love socialism.
Despite what his opposition wants you to think I think Orange Man really does want to help his fellow Americans and that while he'd rather help them help themselves, this is a unique situation where an economic stimulus is in everyone's best interests. I don't like Obama, but I think he was the same way.
Which VR set should I buy with this money? I wanna play HL:A and watch vr porn
people still have to pay rent, utilities, etc.
many americans do not have savings which they could use for an emergency like this. a untold amount of americans can be evicted.
>implying most of Yas Forums will have anything to do with this
NEETS won't get any of this, fucking leeches.
And this news will boost the market slightly, and the next few weeks fuck-all will happen, and then he'll announce the virus is on decline as the reason why, and this news will boost the market slightly, and then people go out and celebrate, and this news will boost the market slightly, then the virus overruns the hospital because of course it wasn't in decline at all, THEN you're fucked because it was all about keeping the stock market as high as possible with as many lies as possible.
Time to stock up on shitcoins
Just republicans working for americans while democrats work against americans, SSDD
REMINDER THAT NEETS DO NOT APPLY TO THIS (If they haven't filed tax returns in the last year)
i used part of my lawsuit settlement to buy psvr so this will go to ps5
For starters it makes you the same tit sucking welfare babies you constantly bitch about. And it's giving you a portion of your tax money back. They are going to run up the debt even more rather than tax the rich. So you're basically borrowing your own money so that you can give it to them again and have higher debt they'll tax you for later.
But keep on pretending you have conviction and hate big government. My how quickly that disappears when you can get free money. Isn't that what you hate about black people?
>blurt out "reee fuck socialism no gimmie dats" for years
>also here's $1000 because times are hard :^)
I don't understand
Better than trying to tank it with lies like the liberal media.
No its election year and he fucked up on the virus thing and now needs something that gets his base and libbys going. Free shit works on everyone unless they are rich.
I'm gonna buy a new chair
It's for niggas who pay taxes
i dunno but fuck it. I dont have a job right now and I own a house lol.
>reeeeeeee trump is doing something good i hate it
>buy psvr
you're terrible with money
>How To Destroy An Economy Overnight
RIP America, it was a good run.
i always submit my $0 federal taxes
now state taxes, that's another story
>Work 4 hours a week, practically a NEET
>Get over 1,000$ from the government
Based.
unless you live in one of the worse red states, its unlikely that courts will play ball on this particular case.
My excuse is that I'm currently out of work due to the virus closing my business and that thousand dollars is going to be spent on what I otherwise spend my income on. Not everybody is a NEET here. Goddamn I wish I was a NEET again at least I have a vacation for now
>citation needed
Aww, I haven't filed tax returns in like 10 years. Oh well.
>yang won, in the end
this is the weirdest timeline
>it's only good when trump does it disregard that he and his constituents fucking hated it a week ago
interdasting
Damn it, how the hell do i learn how to buy and sell stocks?
Seems like now is a great time to learn.
man you're really young if you don't remember stimulus happening before this
guys pls help
The global economy is already fucked regardless of this
Just freeze rent so no one has to pay. Anyone rich enough to own and rent properties won't even notice.
From what I recall it's been like fifteen years, and that was a much lower, one-time thing.
Is it too late for me to start filing tax returns bros
i have two good excuses, and thats two missed car payments
besides id rather build a new pc since my 770 is dying
Except for the lack of good games.
I'll buy one the second there are good games.
>one time stimulus is the same as implementing a sweeping governmental change
Hmmm
this is just sending out tax refund checks a couple months early, but if obama did it during the run up to his reelection I would be pissed, ngl.
>yfw its only for people who pay taxes
The the reeeing from the poor will be hilarious.
If it actually is close to $1 trillion dollars, they could give $1000 to literally every citizen and still have half of it left over.
Trump is a bad presiden-
>tfw by company is paying employees if they are laid off because of a closing, or if they get sick with corona and cant come in
>failing this bad at comprehending what you just read
I think you misunderstood his question. He wasn't asking how this is a bad thing/makes Trump bad. He was asking how the lefty media is going to spin it to make Trump look bad.
>spending on meme VR.
No thank you.
>porn cna be done on shit phone one
>games are shit.
I rather buy new gpu or a table saw.
I'll be lucky if the japanese government gives me 12.000 yens. Better than nothing.
no they're the worst jews on the planet
No, just tax payers. That means no extra NEETbux.
Yes. The dream of neetbux has finally come true
It's only going to last a few months until stores start opening up again, it wont be long enough to cause a massive amount of inflation to the USD.
>new TV
>new furniture
>new games
thank you based Trump
An inability to understand concepts beyond what fringe pundits tell them is the hallmark of Yas Forums
>PS5
You realize poor people pay taxes, don't you? The lowest tax bracket in my state is still 12%. If you work at all you pay taxes, only NEETs get fucked.
I'd rather wait for VR to become good.
nah, a shitton of people work paycheck to paycheck
everything is shutting down because of this virus, and people get desperate when they lose their source of income and need to pay their bills
There's a reason why gun sales have massively skyrocketed in the past week.
I hate poor people. Always dragging those who actually contribute to society down.
Based. I'm still on a 660.
>socialism is okay if Trump does it
>Have 1000 bucks but no toilet paper
>12.000 yens
>.
That's not even a dollar
>tfw live in a decently sized city
>tfw my store has been stocked to the brim with toilet paper every day and no one blabbed about it yet
I've been waiting for one of these days to have lines wrapped around the store because some fag tells everyone on facebook about it.
Trump is officially further left than Biden
Neetbros... it's over...
I'd rather pay the rent and feed myself instead of shilling 3 figures for glorified tech demos of something I played in the arcades decades ago.
>epic soi reaction image number 396 . png
Anyone have an actual source? No? Kill yourself you fucking retards
>covering people when they literally cannot work due to a pandemic
>MUH SOCIALISM
you dummy
It's temporary socialism. It's more like a job insurance because un-employment is skyrocketing, and it will only be for a few months or else the USD would become worthless.
Imagine being this ignorant to the world. Average low information democrat voter
>have 1000 toilet papers
>America throws around money like fucking crazy
>Spends trillions on every war
>Literally throws 1.5 TRILLION dollars at wallstreet without a second thought
>President is considering giving everyone a thousand bucks a month
I know this is Yas Forums for video gaymes, but can someone explain why the American dollar isn't worth pennies? It really makes no sense to me
vr is a dumb gimmick. kinect all over again. I'll stick with the tried and true, thanks.
No, he's not. Biden has wanted something similar, too, iirc.
They're literally doing this in some countries already.
>Being a Snoyboy
>Doesn't expect to be ridiculed
epic