ITT: vidya tropes you hate

You could just be honest and say "in Bethesda games"

>Assblasted SPERG, furious at being caught having a SPERG meltdown

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You don't understand the difference between "jokes" and "lies". Board the retard bus and never come back here.

Sometimes I think Jack is a comedian and is going to someday reveal that it was all an act.

This is a problem I have with most popular TTRPG systems that are adapted for CRPGs. Only a handful tried some new stuff to try and make attribute systems that don’t have useless stats for classes.

>final boss is a QTE, cutscene or otherwise incredibly easy anticlimax

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>have fire element unit
>good resistance vs fire attacks
>also does fire damage

>encounter fire enemy
>unit can tank it due to fire resistance
>does 0 damage since enemy is fire immune

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>slow text

>end of boss fight is a cutscene with a QTE snuck in to fuck you

>the true final boss has zero personality or depth outside of IT WAS ME, I DID EVERYTHING!

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It's better than
>loot is placed lazily in random places and can be picked up with no consequence even if inside people's homes

>talking to npc for information
>he stops his information dump for no reason and you have to exhaust their dialogue
>always end up hearing the last line repeat since when you exhaust the dialogue you still get the "talk to" prompt

there is no way he isn't one

>game has a Yes/No option for something you'll likely do hundreds of times
>cursor defaults to No so you cant buttonmash

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>yes/no dialog option
>dialog loops until you select yes

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>98% of RPGs
>only TES does this
>posting gifs as a reaction pic like a fucking retard

I get it, you're a zoomer tourist. Now fuck off and go back to wherever you came from.

>It's another triggered autistic retard from reddit who thinks he can blend in episode
You're typing too fast and breathing too hard, fuckwit newfag. Don't shit yourself from all your impotent rage.

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You couldve just made this thread in Reddit and maybe then youll get more Karma. Better luck next time, kid. ;)

Look, kid - I'll level with you. This ain't your place.
Did you come here thinking "Haha gosh, these 4channers sure are easy pickings!" and expect for the legion to not crash down on your fucking face?

If so, you've got another thing coming.. Feh. This is why I don't deal with beta's on the chan.
Maybe come back when you've grown a little *something* down there, eh?
Sayonara kid!

kurwom.

>Currency in scifi game is "credits"
>Currency in fantasy game is "gold"
>Currency in modern game is something completely fucking made up

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>have to follow someone
>they walk
How hard is it to just make them jog? This is just padding.

Im not the one posting reaction gifs found in Google as if anyone's gonna click on that. Nice try, newfag. ;)

>that d
Just flip the b around you numbskull

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NEVER SHOULD HAVE COME HERE

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>this entire post
Holy cringe

Dudes who use their pinky finger to point at things are fuckin gay as fuck

4channelers*

not op but it's more that they supposedly hail you for saving the entire universe but then immediately forget that when you do some small thing. Like in fable 2, everyone loves me for saving the world and bring back their loved ones. But if I accidentally press b, doing a magic attack that hits nobody, oh no. No more hero, it's all you must die 'n shit.

but muh immersion, next time walk slowly with them and immerse yourself in the immersive world that the dev created to be immersive. And if the world isn't immersive enough, get some immersive mods to make it immersive enough. Got it?

I feel like it's ok since I can just assume the npcs are giving it to me like
>Hey I am on a quest to save the world from some disaster, do you have any spare items or equipment that might help me in my quest?
>Sure, I think I have an old sword I haven't used in a while and I can give you 30 gold too
They just saved themselves the dialogue, might have been done intentionally for early games to save space or whatever and then it just stuck

Watch it Chrissy!

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>be me
>playing Shadow of Mordor
dope fight with orc leaders under Mt Doom, ash falling like snow
>execute all my brainwashed orcs so I can fight them myself
>triumph, feel cool
>move on to confront Sauron
>he’s a QTE
Words can’t contain my contempt

dammit, fucked up the greentext.

>Fable 2
That's wrong you idiot. They don't attack you if you cast a spell on town. You just get told off.

I YIELD, I YIELD!

Not really.
If its a good system then you can use different builds, each of which will probably have a dump stat because if you're a wizard character who gives a shit about the strength stat? If you're a barbarian guy you can safely ignore intelligence because its all about strength and constitution.

>You're the new member of the companions... What do you do, fetch the mead?
NO YOU DOUBLE NIGGER FAGGOT TOWN GUARD I AM THE MOTHERFUCKING DRAGON BORN THAT SINGLE HANDEDLY RECLAIMED THIS CITY FOR THE STORMCLOAKS/EMPEROR BECAUSE I HAD TO RESOLVE YOUR DIPSHIT STUPID CUNT CIVIL WAR BEFORE I COULD TRAVEL TO THE AFTERLIFE AND KILL THE END BOSS OF THE UNIVERSE (WHO WENT DOWN LIKE A FUCKING BITCH). BUT OH NO NIGGA, MAKE YOUR MOTHERFUCKING JOKE ABOUT MY SWEET ROLLS ONE MORE TIME AND SEE IF I DON'T CAST MASS PARALYSIS ON THIS ENTIRE GOD FORSAKEN TOWN AND MAKE YOU ALL WATCH HELPLESSLY AS I KILL YOU ONE BY ONE AND THEN REVIVE YOUR CORPSE TO MURDER YOUR FRIENDS WHO KNOW THAT THEY WILL BE FATED TO DO THE SAME THING. I'M GOING TO CAPTURE YOUR FUCKING SOULS, ENCHANT THEM INTO GARBAGE EQUIPMENT, AND DROP IT INTO THE ICEPACK WHERE IT WILL NEVER KNOW SUNLIGHT OR WARMTH FOR THOUSANDS OF YEARS BECAUSE YOU HAD JOKES.

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>tfw buckazoids
I never had a problem with "credits" in a space opera setting because you've potentially got a setting with all kinds of weird aliens with language and social barriers so the word for "money" translates into the most generic term possible to be unambiguous.

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Ok comrade

i live down the street from him, he's 100% genuine.

>daggers are always ALWAYS slashes left to right never stabbed straight down like a crazed murder
Before you say something when was the last time your character wasn’t a mass murdering psycho?

>Hey, I'm on a quest to save the world... and I need all of your plates, silverware, your toaster, pajamas, and maybe that baseball cap you have.
>O-ok

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K but can you at least program us to walk at the same pace?

>slows your character to a snails pace so you can barely keep up with the NPC going normal walking speed

>end up doing janky stop-jog-walk thing just to ‘immerse’ myself
>completely miss whatever the npc was saying cause I’m focused on doing this
>what? You expect to be able to ask the NPC to repeat themselves when they say important things? Frick off ya friggin frig you can only ask him where the shop the town is centred around is

hello insufferable faggot

>muh "no argument"
ok tardo

kind of true, too many on here are just pathetic retards that are trying to argue/fight with anyone and everyone just so they can feed their fragile little egos. Almost as if they are suicidal and hope they piss someone off enough to end their miserable life. Easier to just call them a faggot and move on

>Omg every character has a romance option regardless of gender!!!!!!!

>Classic shooter franchise slowly becomes call of duty over the years.

"THIS GAME IS SO ARTISTIC, LOOK AT ALL THE BRIIIIIGHT COLORS, SO PRETTYYYYY!!!!! IT KNOWS ITS A VIDEO GAME SO IT PLAYS UP THE FANTASY"
>everything is fucking pink or blue and flashes.