>Long flowing blond hair, blue eyes >Diamond cutting chiseled jaw >Look of determination >Built like a brick house >Wearing spats to move unhindered by bulky armor >Doesn't use faggoty magic, just relics blessed by our Lord and savior; places his faith in the one true God giving him the strength to move mountains >Once wasn't enough, Dracula pulled some sneak bullshit as he died (faggoty magic) forcing Simon to put him back together so he can BTFO of Drac again, all while being in crippling pain >Never once gets possessed >Doesn't need to team up with some faggy half-vampire twink to get the job done, unlike "other" Belmonts >The only thing he's slays besides monsters is pussy
>Simon was the original Belmont >half of his canon games suck Man, we need an Adventure Rebirth equivalent to Simon’s Quest also, JUSTe is arguably up there since while he didn’t fight Dracula, he did go into the castle and get shit done, when we’ve heard nothing of all the other Belmonts who were active between resurrections.
Ryan Butler
Only cause he had gook magic to help him
Leo Foster
Christopher is better, he can shoot fireballs out of his whip.
ACTUALLY DID THEIR JOB TIER Julius Simon FUCK YOU AND THE NIGHT TIER Leon YOU TRIED TIER Christopher Juste Trevor DIPSHIT TIER Richter LITERALLY WHO TIER Nathan HONORARY BELMONT TIER Jonathan
Luis Morgan
would you have preferred DIC's planned Castlevania cartoon to this?
it both disgusts me and cheers me up that konami decided to stay as far from simon when comes to lore, he is pretty much just "some guy" in the long list of belmonts. But at the same time his story could've been easily ruined, which at the end of the day is more important.
Ethan Diaz
i'm not necessarily talking about canon strength, just how cool they are
>fucked dracula's shit so sideways that he turned into a teenage japanese twink >jobber ok kid
Luis Roberts
I was going to at first but I couldn't remember if he did the Belmont trial or not like Jonathan
Connor Smith
That is more on will power than strength, Richter still BTFO Dracula and his monster form
Colton Collins
Simon's going to be confirmed Trans by Warren Ellis. And probably a satanist too, since all Belmonts hate God and Christ now. It explains why they don't use holy water or the cross ever. They can't.
Nicholas Collins
based
William Cruz
based taste
Lincoln Johnson
where is my FUCKED THE GAY AND STOLE HIS SEED SHITTERS WILL SEETHE AND CALL HER NOT CANON tier
>since all Belmonts hate God and Christ now What the fuck, why?
Joshua Cook
Because the Church is the real evil user. Apparently.
Nolan Kelly
more like >did the job so poorly he had to fight dracula TWICE >lost memory because thats how badly he did >soma did all the job at the end, julius kept seething and stalked him since because he was convinced he was going to go insane one day (never happened)
Because Ellis hates God and Christianity. You can see this in the series. Yes in the original games, the Belmonts were holy and all that but not now. It's why he made Trevor into a retarded drunk.
Nolan Hill
Lisa now chilling in Hell with Drac. The church is the main villain in the series. Ellis paints God as the true villain. Watch the scene with Isaac and Baxter Stockman.
Anthony Phillips
That is even more retarded than i thought, fucking Ellis
Christopher Reed
but sypha was a... you know what, never mind, its netflix after all.
Gavin Bailey
Alucard is also a gay man now, if that matters. Some don't care. Sypha is also taking trash about God and Lisa says "satan isn't real" while being married to a literal vampire who can summon demons from hell.
Elijah Morales
uhoh, were you about to say Sypha was raised as a monk? A fact that never made it into any localized Castlevania material?
Jose Collins
>Lisa says "satan isn't real" while being married to a literal vampire who can summon demons from hell. Kek
Parker Carter
yeah, same material that thought she was a dude.
Evan Young
It will never bother me that vampire's sexualities shift in media because they live for so long etc. But Alucard is like 7 isn't he in the Netflix series?
Luis Fisher
He should be early 20s unless Ellis fucked that up too.
Lincoln Adams
Then you better stop calling Ralph Belmondo "Trevor Belmont".
Jayden Reed
Wrong. He hates organized Christianity.
William Walker
>hasn't even watched the show
Adrian Myers
As should we all. There's nothing wrong with having a personal connection with God.
Brayden Thompson
I saw the whole thing, fagflix fanboy. Only the first episode is decent.
Christian Price
And God as depicted in Christianity. He is a hardcore faggy atheist.
Liam Hughes
why are you acting autistic about this. Sypha being a man is retarded because she was clearly a gurl at the end, localized or not,
Owen Young
I feel that by memory when they are in the Belmont archives Sypha pulls Trevor away to say he looks older but he is actually a child.
James Martinez
Didn't he write that God condemned the actions of the corrupt church though. Doesn't really sound like he's depicting God negatively here.
Camden Jackson
I pirated all the episodes so I could check, but I don't want to rewatch that shit desu.
Austin Perry
Sypha in season 3 says God is all mean and awful to Germain. And Isaac, a devout muslim, talks with a demon who looks like Baxter Stockman and the demon says he was condemned by christians and he was sent to hell by God for no reason.
Thank god for Smash bringing the Conan look back to the spotlight and implanting it in the general population's psique. Any other depiction of Simon from now on will only be a glancing blow.
