This is innovative

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what the fuck am i looking at?
jumping?
that shits been available since super mario

Made me smirk in spite of myself. So here's your (You).

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cinematic=fun, according to modern game devs.
If they had their way, all games would just be movies.

nah that would have more friction than if it didnt have any ice on it. however it would take a shit ton of upper body strength to be able to hold on like that while falling.

I'll buy it when it's a Greatest Hits game. I'm not paying full price for something that isn't fun.

So I guess rdr2 is still gonna be the best looking game

>make critics say it was good
>hordes of liberal simps play follow the leader and buy it and defend it while maybe at most playing 10 hours if they consider themselves a "total nerd lmao"

honestly it's not even worth your time to play throught it, you're better other just playing some other game instead

Imagine how fucking shit this place will be when TLOU2 comes out.

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xbro here and everyday I'm jealous of amazing exclusives like this

>he wants his games to be fun
What a racist bigot

I was never hyped about this game but I was expecting it to be decent yet excruciatingly overhyped and overrated as soon as it came out, but the more I see of it the more it just looks like the first game with better graphics and animations with no significant upgrades in any other department. I have a faint hope that even main stream critics won't be impressed by all the smoke and mirrors and the industry can finally stop mimicking Neil Druckman's bullshit.

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No old man Joel no buy, even less so with hardcore and annoying dyke Ellie alongside the greasy jew

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I can't wait for the threads. 4channelers seething nonstop about the new 99 metacritic score king of games. Praises raining down from everywhere.
TLoU2 won 2020 GOTY two years ago.

why the fuck would (You) pay a single dollar for something that isn't fun??!

Why does it look so low-poly? The boxes, the truck, and the back of the truck, everything she jumps on looks like a box with a texture slapped on it.

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Honestly, it's not even worth your time to play through it, as you're better off just playing another game instead.*

>no multiplayer
no reason to play it until it hits bargain bin prices. did the same for the first one and just thought it was ok for $15

It's post apocalyptic. Life has become more primitive.

>xbro here
No you are not. Fuck off falseflagger

This is what happens when you don't have fun.

Why is it weird that there's snow on the space between the cab and the trailer?

what am i supposed to be impressed at here?
snow deformation that bamham origins did almost 7 years ago or the ass creed jumping??

Good. Go back to ResetGAF homo.

so this is the power of crunch...

Because all the VRAM is being used up by le epic face scans and muh lighting.

why does every game have identical looking snow sections now

>characters snapping to predefined points on objects
Garbage, terrible, abysmal.

Look at the snow when she climbs up and jumps. Phantom deformations in the snow.

it's just a shitposting thread user. don't think to much about of all this, just fill the captcha, and bait a few posts. its for your own good.l

snow = cinematic = movie = good game 10/10 -IGN

NEVA BEN DUN BEFO

true, because there are no xbros anywhere

if this was a real postapocalyptic world, she wouldn't be jumping so carelessly for nothing

Same reason every game had tacked on crafting systems for a while, one big popular game had it so now every boring soulless game has to have it

how do people play at such a low frame rate like that. hurts my eyes looking at it

Of course it's going to get praise everywhere. It's 2020 and the marketing is being tailored to set up the "if you don't think this game is a perfect profound 10/10 that you should buy three copies of you're a Nazi bigot sexiest racist Nazi homophobe sexist" rhetoric. This shit is going to get eaten up for sure.
And if you celebrate that, you're part of the crowd that has made sure games have gotten worse and worse over the years.

Who are you quoting OP?

>if you don't think this game is a perfect profound 10/10 that you should buy three copies of you're a Nazi bigot sexiest racist Nazi homophobe sexist"
>sexiest
That statement sounds kinda based though

because these consoles are legit dogshit and not even naughty dog can salvage them.

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are you actually retarded? or have you somehow never seen a truck in your life?

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could it be anymore coma-inducing? i had to wake myself up after those 11 seconds.

same. to this day, i actually don't *know* what its about... I assume that its about zambiez!!!! were the only ones left!!! but i havent actually ever bothered to look and confirm

I don't get it

do you think people in 2040 will look back at a 'game' like TLOU 2 and be all nostalgic like, "wow, those snow physics, boy they don't make games like that anymore..."
this shit doesn't need to exist

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I liked the first one and I have no idea how anyone is still interested in this outside the separate MP which might be good.

RDR2 will likely never be suprassed

Clunky ass climbing and jumping, truly the future is now.

I swear Yas Forums is the most autistic and nitpicky board, Jesus Christ

>more walking shit
GREAT!

not defending the game, but maybe because boxes, box trailers, and COE truck cabs are all box shaped in general?

t. naughty dog

In 2040 everyone will be playing Skyrim 3 Definitive Edition VR with dozens of sex mods synced up to their Ejaculatatron 9000 for 16 hours a day while blood plasma is automatically harvested from them to pay for their existence.

she's climbing on metal and snow in jeans and a sweater, getting your hands wet in below 0 is like 2 minutes till nerve damage

who decided that?

They just don't understand that diversity is a core pillar of game design.

TBF almost zero commercial trucks looks like Optimus Prime and typically have much smaller gaps.

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It'a incredible how much asshurt TLoU 2 causes without even being released.

>Shitting on a shallow cinematic experience made and enjoyed by fart-huffing self-styled champions of the oppressed
>Asshurt

Mm-hmm.

why does it look exactly like the first game that came out like 7 years ago

All the polygons went into her girlfriend's nose

seething

Man selling plasma is great. I wish I could sell more often. Funny enough, it paid for my index which I'm using to play skyrim vr with a bunch of sex mods.

don't care, I'll watch it on youtube like the first one, it's the better experience for sony shit anyway

Mm-hmm.

Holy shit this looks like actual gameplay. Did ND manage to get back to their early Uncharted days? A decade or two more and they might arrive at Crash again.

Why am I forced to play as a girl, as a strong man UI can't identify with that stereotype.
Down with matriarchy

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RDR2 will be beaten, but not in this generation.

>Mm-hmm
Hi Geralt

Well duh. It's a walking simulator. When have they ever been innovative? They're always just about the bloody story

your one has an XL sleeper cab attached. plus the one in the video clearly hasn't been hooked up and is parked forward of the trailer (that locks up the trailer brakes so it can't go anywhere)

Is that Limmy?

Dykes, gotta be

You are not a pleb, plebs enjoy movie games like this, especially rdr2 and uncharted

Not an argument
Perfectly normal jump. Go outside you stupid fucking fatass.
>snow isnt slippery
What on earth made you comment. You fucking dumbass.
She has gloves. Nice try though.

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i bought a ps4 pro (just sold it for $250) and played the last of us. just pretend it doesn't exist. that game was dogshit

You joke about it, but it's unironically going to be a serious point of contention at release. I wonder if it'll succeed nearly as much as they're hoping.

this clip Is from a year ago

You haven't played it yet. Congratz, You're officially fucking brain dead.
>muh jews
Don't buy it. You'll need to save up money for all the sex toys and body pillows you'll be buying you fucking stupid incel.

we on the same page bro. fuck this game.

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>i bought a ps4 pro (just sold it for $250) and played the last of us. just pretend it doesn't exist. that game was dogshit
No you fucking didn't. Shut the fuck up and go post on a fucking Smash thread you fucking brain dead nigger. Fucking kill yourself. I know people who have played the game. It's you versus a million. Shut the fuck up already,
How dumb are you. Nobody cares. Ellie looks cool and muscular like a survival expert should. You don't know shit because you haven't left your room in years.

Cope

Probably because it doesn't fall straight down.

You never see this kind of hate on nintendo threads. Not shitposting; straight out hate

>No you fucking didn't. Shut the fuck up and go post on a fucking Smash thread you fucking brain dead nigger. Fucking kill yourself. I know people who have played the game. It's you versus a million. Shut the fuck up already,
i did. i just sold it on ebay this week before it devalued in price from the ps5 announcement. i bought it last august to play the exclusives and rdr2. it was worth it for red dead redemption 2. i just bought an rtx 2070super with the money i got from the pro and some other money i had.