Using your gamer wits, how would you get a hold of the red recipient?

Then they send him out there to do it, ALONE

LMAO

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They appear to be Americans, so I just throw a circumcised big mac in one direction and steal it while they scramble.

I spec'd in a low melanin build to allow me to not aggro guards.

Glow in the dark

Throw a donut down the aisle.

fuck off namefag

>High melanin.
>That massive charisma penalty.
Good luck passing those speech checks.

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wtf what did I do

this honestly shows how awful people are. the fact that they need armed guards by toilet paper really shows how disgusting people are.

consequent silenced pistol headshots aimed with a laser sight from behind a shelf. i put the items in my trench coat and walk out the door like nothing happened.

>say nigger and aggro them
>teammate dabs away with the goods while they're distracted

Never fails...

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kill
them
all
youtube.com/watch?v=OWAwkIqcou8

clear the name field before you post, saucy
you can do it, i believe in you

learn to read nigger

City 17 not looking too far off

But I like my name... :^(

>Yas Forums's law.
>It's an ameriburger derivative meme months late to the party.
They really are slow.

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Rent free

do americans really?

Shit my pants at maximum force and speed.

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But how do you know i'm the one who replies than?

no need to flex your 1m long articulating utility dong

Rent free

Glow in the dark, walk in the park

focus on your bbc amerimutt

>the only memes amerisharts can produce are cheap copycats of the superior yuro memes
And then these fags try and blame chinks for stealing shit.

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That I can do!

Use earthquake with a 95% scatter chance as I waddle up. Maybe equip a buff with shirt and shorts I wore for half the day with a + humidity multiplier. Heh ... nothin personell shoppers ...

Amazing! Thats why youre the best, boss. The one and only!

Cmon dude you played right into it
>ameriburger
You couldn’t have proved his point more eloquently

Back to your containment board, brown people.

I just jump and hit the circle button, to execute a super sneaky master thief move

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>Americans
The Tim Hortons cup suggests this is in Canada.

So you don't mind that you're making europeans look like black people complaining about white people? Like get a life maybe?

Imagine getting triggered by your own culture. OP is a mastercraft troll.

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you're right, my bad

Use loki, press 2.

>need to hoard toilet paper because people won't stop hoarding toilet paper
>need at least 36 million rolls because you shit yourself everytime Corona is mentioned

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Seethe?

absorb a cop and steal his abilities and then just pick up the recipient.

Shart myself, like a proud American.

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>mfw they don’t know

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are you ejaculating into that coffee?

run up to them and tell them there's a fight outside and they should do something

lying always gets what you want

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I pay a nigger 10 bucks to yell fuck the police while running away with something and then when they are chasing him I take it

Easy, I stop time

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Texas Law Enforcement bro here.

We've had to have presence at local HEBs because people keep going ape on each other, stealing shit from other people's carts and attacking one another.

The irony of course is everyone is panic buying like they're going to go into isolation, but nobody here is acting like they're in a quarantine, or that a pandemic is going on.

We still have spring breakers, we still have BBQs and parties, we still see people at the traveling circus shows, beaches, malls, and movie theatres.

This will likely get much worse before it gets better.

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Just have 100 speech. Easy

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Naw nigguh u gon hav to pay me more den dat nigguh im gonna get shot nigguh

Distract them by throwing a roll of toilet paper somewhere, run to get it, and then keep running.