Only a fucking loser takes the red path

The red path looks quicker but you're right, I always took the green for the shop.

Why was Whiterun so small ;_;

this is really reminding me that literally the only thing of note in whiterun is dragonsreach. Amazing how the path to it is so engrained in our minds. If someone asked me to draw the rest of Whiterun outside of the green path, I literally would not be able to. There is nothing else of note in the rest of the city outside of that path.

only a loser is still playing Skyrim in 2020 lmao
Game was shit the day it came out

How do I get a gf? I'm 30 and never had one.

Same reason Falkreath is 7 buildings and a medium sized graveyard and Rorikstead is literally 2 farms: PS3 and committing to the 11/11/11 release date

>Yas Forumsincel
>ever having gf

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>dragonsreach has a fast travel point
>still starting at the town gate

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I was told you this apparently.
youtube.com/watch?v=lYNBDdc9YEo

Name 1 game that is better

That’s vanilla retard

>he played vanilla skyrim

*you do this

talk to people and actually sound interested in what they have to say. and maybe be funny sometimes. congrats, that's really all you have to do, no excuses or you're a little bitch.

A ball on a stick has more advanced mechanics and a higher skill ceiling than Skyrim

oh shit really? maybe the mod lets you teleport to your home then

kys autistic munchkin, do you strip loot bandits too?

Take a shower more than once a week

no I play better games. Skyrim's been uninstalled since 2012. Enjoy your shitstain

But where do I meet girls to talk with?

What are the best town overhaul mods? Preferably something that uses mostly vanilla assets so they don’t stick out like a sore thumb

Double Dragon

Needing to ask that question is an advanced level of autism I can't help with. Figure it out on your own or be content with the single life until you die.

I shower everyday and dress well. I have to for my job. I work in Finance.

I take the green path when going to dragonsreach, but I take the red path when I'm leaving. I don't know why.

The companion's blacksmith is a master smithing trainer, and the skyforge weapons he sells can carry you until about level 25.

wrong.

>This hamlet is a "capital city"

god bethesda sucks shit. TESVI will have 'cities' that are 5 shacks in a circle

Arkum Asylum

skyrim already had that lmao

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Skyrim.

Uh, the Companions? Or Bannered Mare?

Pong

Companions is on the green route. And Idk why anyone would ever go in a tavern in Skyrim, theres no point.

>my gf

Uh that's 6 shacks

>tfw chickens get more affection than you will ever receive

>Idk why anyone would ever go in a tavern in Skyrim, theres no point.
You're the type of person that doesn't like roleplaying games but you play them anyways because they're popular and your friends are talking about them at your normie job.

RPGs should give you a point and reason to role-play? Otherwise I might as well just play D&D. Or use my imagination.

Just b urself bro.

Boko no Boku

Battletoads 2

The peak of Skyrim roleplaying right here.

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There's no pussiee

Do you go to the Cloud District very often?

red at night and green during the day

This "city" was so fucking pointless. Literally only had that shitty vampire quest

>Just be yourself bro

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honest question, are there people who didn’t go to bleak falls barrow before going to Whiterun?

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god i wish i were that hen

genuinely >>> if they stick around, good. if not - oh well

I never meet women at all. How can I get a gf if I never even meet women? I just work and come home and play games or post here

Your ugliness was genetically inherited from your parents, grandparents, etc.

If they are ugly like you and managed to get laid then so can you.

If your mom cheated and your really good looking male family members aren't related to you then that just means that a really ugly guy still managed to fuck your mom.

Self improve yourself and stop the pity party.

tinder didnt exist when my mom got laid