Trumpbux

An Oculus Quest and an escort.

Either investing it, spending some on a Vive, or on my collection. Unless I'm forgetting anything.

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Once again DSP manages to survive bankruptcy. Maybe he really does have a super power like making the universe bend just so he can stream.

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I'll just put it into savings.

I already have a good job. Working remotely as of today, so that already cuts out the cost of fuel and car maintenance.

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>Jeff Stein
>Jeffery Epstein
Guys, he didn't commit sewer side, he just went 30% off.

Save it. I already have everything I need for isolation, my friends have spare defense weapons, and I just got the Index controllers for Half Life: Alyx

>he thinks 5-15% of people over 40 dying isn't a big deal

If it does happen I'll save it untill the Corrna fiasco dies down, assuming it even will.

When the world is less fucked I'll save 700 and spend the remainder on vidia toys.

This is essentially aids for your lungs, bro.

You get it and it causes your lungs to permanently deteriorate while also weakening your immune system so you'll catch whatever fucked up flu wants to come next and kill you with your weakened lung capacity.

BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

Saving it. I have no reason to spend the money. This money is primarily for the massive wave of smooth brains that dont even know what a savings account is or retailcucks with kids and student loans that are swamped with debt. I work remote and have no debt with a decent amount of savings and a 15k credit line. I'm not too worried right now.

A few boxes of ammo. Some games. Maybe a VR headset if they ever go back in stock. Maybe a flight somewhere tropical so I can enjoy a drink on a beach before we all die.

Old men run the world. Zoomers just live in it.

am i supposed to say something?

Did they say when this'll happen, or is it all just bullshit?

enjoy not selling shit and having your consumer base stolen by the guy that only raised the price for 500$

Except all the businesses young people work for are being shut down with no pay and it's to protect the boomers who are able to just work from home if they're not retired yet. So young people need the money for food at least

You know this isnt going to happen right? The money will never go to the people itll go to businesses so they can stay open and pay you to sit in your wagiecagie

n-noo...

Trump's going to do it as a hail mary to save his presidency

YANG FUCKING WON BROS

You have to have filed taxes this year or last year.

>GIBS BAD
>GIBS GOOD
Which is it?

No one on this board (except for me) will be getting shit because you need to be 18+.

Gibs good when everyone gets gibs.

Both.
>GIBS FOR NIGS
BAD
>GIBS FOR ME!
Good!

>enjoy not selling shit and having your consumer base stolen by the guy that only raised the price for 500$
I hope he enjoys not selling shit and having his consumer base stolen by the guy that only raised the price for $250

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There's going to be some fighting over how it's done, so could get dumpstered or take forever.

>"save" his presidency

Hes turned into super Reagan. His presidency is secured. Remember his reelection. Whole country was red. the rich and corporations love him even neo libs that hate him love the money he makes them. Hes fine.

FREE MARKET, BABYYYYYYYYY

Trump is crashing the market with no survivors. The rich want him gone

They should honestly have had some food already, stores in my town are basically cleaned out except for shit like frozen kale and canned green beans.

While the leader bears some responsibility the fucking virus crashed the markets you dunce

Nigs cost money throughout their lifetime, whites/asians create the money. Keep seething.

Will go right into savings.

this
your everyman won't see a cent of gibs. You really think they would do that? Just hand over some shekels like its nothing? For every penny you could get, some ceo or billionaire will get $100,000. If theres one thing our upperclass can't stand, its watching someone else get gibs.

based retard

wait what the fuck why do americans get free money

Trumps botched handling of the virus is what led to the markets dropping as fast as they did. They would have still dropped, but not as fast had he acted competently

this but unironically

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>The rich want him gone
and? the rich wanted hillary, and she had the cards stacked in her favor to such a ridiculous extent that it actually turned normal people into conspiracy theorists. the rich are too out of touch to fix an election in today's society, their time is over.

I'll use it to pay down another one of my student loans. I spent too much on games and havent play enough.

>the rich wanted hillary
You're an actual retard if you believe this

technically this is all chinas fault
prove me wrong you cant

you're an actual retard if you don't.

Yang's plan was to cut that check every month to make people feel less dependent on their jobs. Not to cut a single check one time to everyone.

Insert your own Futurama $300 tax refund comment here.

>$1,500 will surely cover almost half a million in debt
Puh-lease, user, that won't even make a dent in his mobile wrestling game debt.

No we are interconnected. China stopped producing shit and trade lines where interrupted the general uncertainty btfoed the market. Out of all the countries the US shit the bed the least. Maybe if dems didnt block trump from closing borders early over racism, we'd be fine

We won't, it's just a rumbling to try and calm people down a little bit.

I meant it unironically but
some people on this board need to consider finishing up that GED.

I'm sure the rich totally didn't want the guy who would let them teapot dome all over again

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Based Trump. Can't wait for another 4 years

Weimar Republic simulator

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>plans to send checks to struggling BUSINESSES

He wont respond to truth because hes just shitposting atm

Trump literally injected $1.5 trillion into the stock market and it vanished in fucking half an hour. He's certainly to blame for that.

Why does ever pic from Yas Forums come covered in jpg artifacts? Why is it only ever Yas Forums related shit that ends up like this.

I thought Americans thought that stimulus packages etc was literally communism and of the devil.
What's with the change of heart?

trump looks like a big cuddly guy

you have trump derangement syndrome. seek help

More like 2-10% of people over 65.

He'll give 'em to his fat-cat buddies on Wall St., the employers. Do you really think they'd give it to you directly?

No bro socialism is fine if it bails out failing businesses like ag or Wall Street.

They keep saying "All American adults." Nothing to do with employment or lack there of.

The gibs are going to the big corporations, not the general public, so its fine. Corporations are gods and deserve everything.

>they should have food already
user, you're parents pay your rent. The rest of us aren't so lucky.

it says in the OP image it's only for struggling businesses

Last time there was a stimulus like this it was GW Bush's and it required you to have filed your taxes so that might be a component of it.

This chart pretty readily shows why America has no future.

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1,000 is less than I get on my tax return. I think the gubment would be fine.

low info moderates are pretty impressed by how trump is handling things, even despite the media fearmongering
how does this make you feel

You haven't watched any of this apparently.

this is only giving everyone 1000 extra bucks, not multiplying everyone's money by 1000

Not a burgerbro. gibs generally bad, but you still want it so if presented with gibs, gibs good.

Thank God we have trump in office. Imagine if the witch, sleepy Joe, or Bernie Fidel Castro Sanders was in office.

>literal fake news
(you)

Literally buying votes lol. Cant make this shit up.

Uh this post is racist against BIG CORPO, INC. please tell your lawyer to prepare an iron clad defense. Hate speech will not be tolerated.

He literally just stole this idea from Andrew Yang, lmao

>wagie seething
kek

Andrew Yang didn't invent Keynes.

>it required you to have filed your taxes
So neets get nothing?

but that's wrong you retard

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>Bernie or Yang offer free stuff
muh socialism, muh handouts
>Obama passes a stimulus bill
muh socialism
>Trump offers free stuff that Yang offered
Oh that’s okay

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>1000$

Woah never thought I'd live long enough to see the country get this bad,what's going to happen when people start losing faith and start turning on each other?

thread theme

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This could really be the end lads enjoy your live to the fullest while can

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>implying he needs to buy them

mongoloids that are stupid enough to use JPEGs for things that are supposed to stay crisp
probably don't use adblock either

thats socialism close to communism

trump is betraying is voters

seems like they care more about content than presentation. kind of like pre trannyera Yas Forums

false equivalence

i'm saving it in case my income dries up like you are supposed to, what kind of retard is gonna blow their relief money on video games?

>OP thinks he is getting anything from the stimulus package

oh boy

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That's a big album

1k$
Just in time for alyx. What a coincidence.

This is an emergent situation. People literally cannot go to work, even if they want to. Desperate times call for desperate measures.

kek

likely not, unless you filed or someone filed for you or listed you as a dependent.

How is it a false equivalence? People called Obama a commie for passing a stimulus bill during the Recession but when Trump does it it’s okay

>cash payments to Americans
>plans to send checks to struggling businesses

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>Hurr how does economy work
Based retard

My income has dried up because my income was doing courier work, and i live with old and immuno compromised people. Im going to buy animal crossing and booze with this money

It's only for a month, you schizo tranny zoomer fuck.

Probably gonna trade in my One S for the X. Was gonna wait til the Series X to upgrade but now it's looking like video games as a whole might be delayed a while

just print more money mate

Are neets entitled to Trumpbux bros?

Obama didn't have to face a world wide pandemic. He played presidency on easy mode

nothing, that’s not even enough to pay the bills

Can't wait for Yas Forums to immediately morph into social democrats now because Trump did it

>people called obama a commie
that didn't happen

the dependent wouldn't get anything

I see what you caught user

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Let me guess, you're a shitskin

God I hope so.

they did though?

australia did this in 2009, and nothing changed

Hello DSP

When/how am I getting my money? How being more important.

No it's a 10%+ death rate if you are above 60, 2% is for people in their 30's

Keeeeeep waiting..dumbass..

lol

Absolutely nobody here will get these. It will just be boomers stealing more money from the rest of us one last time on their way out as the world ends.

doubt it, neets dont file taxes

>get given 1000 bucks
>mcdonalds suddenly start charging 1002 dollars for a burger
this is what bootlickers believe

oh boy, got a source on that one? yeah did not think so either. its much to early to see if there is real long term effects.

People are literally defending it in this thread

post solid proof then

Nope, because they were worried Don actually wanted operation wetback 2.0 and shutting the border behind them. And keep Indian code monkeys in their off-shore centers instead of on-shore recruitment agencies. Trump was elected purely on the back of the white working and middle class, who's wealth and upward mobility depends solely on a tight labor and housing market. The billionaire class and its corporations hasn't supported a Republican candidate since Bush.

But Don's retoric was all bluff and bluster. Can't keep stocks soaring when housing prices drop and real wages rise.

So congratulations comrade. Libs "won" another elections.

Did you file taxes?
If yes, congrats you'll be getting an extra $1000 if this passes.
If no, you dun fucked mate

Yeah you're right it was the fed. My bad.

Only when democrats do it if the Republicans do it it's the best idea in the world and people wonder why they didn't do it sooner. People are blinded by color and direction.

>he literally stole this idea from yang
>meanwhile in real life land where normal people are getting laid off while still having rent

Do desperate to put off the inevitable great depression redux until after the election.

Now we get an insurmountable deficit AND a depression. Thanks daddy trump.

I did file my taxes but I had to do some revision and mail some shit in I hope that doesn't fuck things up for me

Aren't taxes due next month?

being discussed as we type i think

seething bernie commie

I'm guessing this'll be for citizens only? I work and live here on non-immigrant Visa (dont get mad im white male)

I did my taxes two months ago

You're implying economy works.

Literal brainlet post, this is a world wide pandemic that is killing people's jobs, a friend of mine just got laid off because his job had to deal with people in person

The due is a deadline, not the only time you can file them. You can file that shit whenever you want before the deadline.

My gfs boss still hasn't given her w2 to her yet.....

This is it isn't it, this is where humanity dies. Not from a virus, but an overreaction to a meme virus.

Pretty sure they're legally obligated to get you your W2 in January

Yes, of course. But can it be based off taxes if not all taxes have been filed yet?

Because it does work. Go outside for once and you'll realize that I'm right

A recession is a lot different from 80% of the united States not being able to pay their rent for the month they need to stay quarantined