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You should post the pastebin/screencap so the article/site gets no additional hits

You must be Asian.

>journos
>>>>>FEMALE JOURNOS

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That's what they get for all the shill threads, fuck this game and incessant social marketing. They spammed Smash Bros threads, Animal Crossing, etc. all for this Nu-Doom bethesdashit. Fuck them.

They’re not real angels. They’re just asshole posers with a deal with Hell

Based.
theguardian.com/games/2019/nov/12/doom-creator-john-romero-shooter-games-id-software
>“I would rather have fewer things with more meaning, than a million things you don’t identify with,” he says, sitting in a Berlin bar mocked up to resemble a 1920s Chicago speakeasy.

This is because it's anti sjw. Journos have been pissed for ages about it. Guaranteed lower score than Doom 2016.

>Females
>Good at video games
lmao

It's faux anti-sjw. It's just pretending to be hurr extreme.

>Julie Muncy

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>wired

[Curb Your Enthusiasm theme starts playing]

HOLY SHIT
DO NOT
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GOOGLE JULIE MUNCY

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Oh is this still about that dumb “mortally challenged” jab? Pussies

>its a tranny
Of fucking course it is.

>female

???

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This.
Why would you want a girl reviewing something made out of pure, cartoonish, violent, raw, visceral male power?

i take this post back

>>>>>>>>>>>tranny reviewer
AHAHAHAHA
OHOHOHO
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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>these are the people shitting on eternal

OH NO NO NO NO

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Yeah, i've seen others say that the campaign is basically the first game but improved in every way.

Fuck that game was so good.

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Why should I even consider playing this league of legends looking piece of shit?

You laugh, but being a tranny is how they got a cushy job that pays them a shit ton for their useless opinion

implicit laughing pic

For fucks sake.

No spoilers are out already.
>First half is hunting demons on Earth, trying to kill the ones maintaining the portals, while human resistance crumbles
>Midway twist is meeting an alien race that have fought demons for millennia after discovering interdimensional argent tech when humans were still monkeys
>Have hunted demonic infestations across the galaxy whenever other species make first contact with them to keep them at bay and also maintain control over argent energy
>Turns out they take a dim view of humanity, basically viewing Doomguy as an attack dog to be set loose and us as useless savages losing a war we should have won
>Also turns out the demon that upgraded doomguy's armour was one of theirs, as they've experimented on demons plenty and engineered some to be double agents working in hell to sabotage it
>Smugly send us off to Earth again warning if we fail to contain the invasion they'll glass the planet
>We kill the last demon priest maintaining the hell portals but they don't shut off
>Turns out Samuel Hayden is holding them open and trying to use raw Argent energy to create an engine allowing for warp travel to colonise the stars for mankind and is building arks with the intent to only take those he views as worthy
>Aliens are seething at the idea he is going to open hell portals on countless colony worlds and move to glass earth
>We kill him and close the portals but the aliens continue with their plot because they deem mankind too dangerous now
>We go to their ship to blow it up, end up creating a demonic infestation on it by destabilizing their own argent engine during landing and ultimately plunge back into hell again to escape the detonation that takes them and the demons out
>We then continue our crusade in hell, presumably until the next game

>The original
Is this slut doesn't meant Ultimate Doom

*inhales*

>Too much shit going on isn't positive to the slightest

Man, people here have never played arcade games or classic shooters and it shows.

>Julie
>female
This piece is worthless, even if Zoom Eternal is shit.

What the fuck???!

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I can't even imagine deciding to do that with your life

>basically viewing Doomguy as an attack dog to be set loose
That's really cool

But is the doomguy the doomslayer?

Did you read the article? It actually brings up valid points which I am almost 100% sure Yas Forums will bring up in the coming months
archive.vn/yAksv

This.
They are for pee brains and teens.

>Trusting reviewers
>Trusting a female reviewer
>Trusting reviewers after the first doom review and how bad the person playing was
Yikes

Sounds good to me.

Why do so many tranny's in vidya look like John C Riley? I've actually met 1 or 2 trans women that are passable because they actually give a shit about how they look, they work out, they got surgery to look more feminine, they take hormones, they wear makeup.
Meanwhile you have wreck it ralph here just dump shitty hair die into their thinning hair and call them self a woman. Also they're probably hating on it souly from the transition joke when they first revealed gameplay of Eternal

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her complaints boil down to "gameplay is the same but the story is too complicated"
which is bad because? sounds like she's whining just to whine

>It rubs the lotion on it's skin or else it gets the hose again.

leftypol tranny detected

my mind is not made up about this game but
>julie muncy

>talks about the plot for more than half the review
You can't make this shit up

Why did they have to introduce aliens to the franchise. Doom should stay in hell, forever.

>WIRED
>FEMALE JOURNALIST
LMAO

>female

Picture of Goofy makes that picture all the better.

demons are already just aliens from anither dimension

>it's a good game but the change in focus to large-scale serious lore storytelling falls flat and the gameplay additions are just more dodges and get out of jail free cards
This review seems completely reasonable

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Doom's demons ARE aliens

Why is every other game reviewer these days transsexual?

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Sounds pretty based honestly

Oh so it’s a crazy narcissist looking for attention again

Literally the best review around. Praises the gameplay but bashes the game for focusing on thrid person cutscenes and introducing too many defensive mechanics

what else are they going to do for a living?

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>The YIIK of text heavy crpg
>Good
Go back to the dilation station

t. tranny

>the SJW tranny journalist doesn't like it
doesn't that mean it's good? if he would have called it sexist and racist too that probably means it's really god

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made me kek

Actually that’s mostly bullshit

Real plot:
>Aliens are helping the demons destroy earth in exchange for argent energy
>Samuel is basically in a robot coma and Doomguy has to save him
>Doomguy’s armor was upgraded by a former Sentinel who betrayed them to the demons
>Doomguy has mutual kill with the Icon of Sin, shows back up in hell

IMPOSSIBLE!! IMPROBABLE!! INCONCEIVABLE!!!

Yas ForumsEDDIT SAID IT WAS GOING TO BE GOTY AND GOTD!!! HOW DID THIS HAPPEN!!!

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Well Julie, since we're speaking of dizzying catastrophes....

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Oh no no no! Shills on suicide watch!

>Demonic blood, brutality, and speed. When Doom rebooted itself in 2016, resurrecting one of gaming's oldest franchises into the modern era, it built a new, airtight formula for itself. It was a set of ideas that emphasized speed and intimacy in combat, rewarding you for your daring with more health, more ammunition, and more excitement. Then, all of that excitement was wrapped up in pulpy, pastiche aesthetics—a big hero with big guns who hates demons and wants to tear out their big guts. All told, it's simple, immediately satisfying, and perfectly suited for a sequel.
>Doom Eternal is that sequel, and it immediately sets to work upping the ante. Instead of Mars, it's the entirety of human civilization that is under siege by demons from hell. There are more enemies, more weapons, more elements in the sandbox of combat. And the story has gone full maximalist, a Heavy Metal short that spans 15 hours. It's immense, messy, and, unfortunately, not nearly as good as the original.
>Doom Eternal, which comes out Friday for PC, PlayStation 4, Xbox One, and Google Stadia, begins with a disorienting immediacy. As the Doom Slayer—a mythic hunter of demons, shotgun always in hand—you're hunting down a hell priest in a fortress above a ruined, monster-infested Earth. He's part of a triumvirate that, if not stopped, will usher in the complete destruction of the planet. Which is an early indication of the problems at the core of Doom Eternal: hell priests? Who? What? It feels like immediate whiplash, as if you've been thrust into a story that's already half over with no clear indication of how you arrived. For those who were interested in the story of the last game and would like to connect the two, it plays as though several chapters have been skipped. Once ensconced, the plot doesn't get much better. It bounces around dimensions rapidly and key narrative information is often conveyed through overwrought lore entries. It's dizzying.