Nuclear Throne is 90% off on Steam. if you dont already own the game or hate vlambeer, now is your chance

Nuclear Throne is 90% off on Steam. if you dont already own the game or hate vlambeer, now is your chance
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Oh fuck yeah my dudes. The game is fantastic. Too bad about the shitty dev though.

Gungeon's grind bored me after 15hrs. Will I like this?

Nuclear Throne's a lot more arcade-like than Gungeon, so if you want something faster pace NT might be up your alley

it was for free like a month ago

Hell yeah, Throne rules

theres no grind
its just action
so its blatantly superior to no-fungeon

>hate vlambeer
If I hate Vlambeer, or specifically that faggot Rami Ismail, why the fuck would I give them any money whatsoever when I could just pirate it?

Why would i give a shit about the dev's political affiliation? Are you 12 years old or some shit

What is your favorite weapon? For me it's the gatling slugger

it's not a good game so i'm gonna pass

Much better pacing, but be warned because it runs at 30fps. I think there's a mod for it to go 60fps, but don't quote me on that.
Auto-Flame Shotgun

Energy Sword

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Ultra Grenade Launcher.

Auto Crossbow

>check thread
>no thicc rebel
>check foulder
>no sfw rebal stuff

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locked fps
no excuse

They left a broken version of the game on GOG for years and didn't bother to fix it until Epic paid them and they only fixed it then because it was easier than ripping the Steamworks code outta the Steam version. Fuck 'em.

yeah you're right, if you install nuclear throne together you can input this in chat:
/gml q=60 room_speed=q current_time_scale=30/q
and you'll get 60fps

Im out of the loop what vambleer do?

Energy Hammer/Gold Shotgun

jew here, is it an all time low?

Gungeon is the worst game of its type I’ve ever played and I dumped 110 hours into Nuclear Throne in no time.

*Lightning hammer, my bad

so gungeon is about grinding? don't have much experience with these games but most of them seem to revolve about unlocking shit to make runs easy.

"For 48 hours, we set the discount as high as the system let us set it, and we hope Nuclear Throne might make your self-isolation a little easier." from vlambeer's twitter

Not related but I'm lazy to make a new thread, iconoclasts is also on sale, thoughts?

I have 434 hours in gungeon and if you dont like the slow ass grind than you will love nuclear throne

>Have 10/10 game that could compete with Isaac or Gungeon or any other roguelite
>Cap it at 30 FPS
>Never update it post release
>Never let it go on sale for years
Fuck you Vlambeer

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IT’S THE

ETD seemed way more appealing to me.

>Vlambeer
ugh.

Imagine Binding of Isaac mixed with Nuclear Throne at like a third of the speed of either game but you barely ever get any useful upgrades, it takes like 20 fucking minutes to fully explore a floor, every weapon upgrade you get requires ammo and health and ammo drops are rare as fuck. Now add the fact that if health or ammo drop and you're at full health or don't need ammo and you do what every single other rogue lite let's you do and leave it for when you need it the game deletes the pickup and insults you for being so stupid. Now add artificial difficulty out the ass.

Congratulations, you now have a game that is boring as fuck and frustrating to play that normies will praise all day long because Nuclear Throne and Isaac are too weird for them so they trick themselves into thinking Gungeon is actually better.

Theres a really good fan update ill find the link for you homie

I fucking hate vlambeer

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Its not the same though.In a dream world vlambeer could have made Throne from a good game to a gotyay

This. The game sucks, too. Same boring roguelite shit.

One of the devs, Rami, does more "marketing" than development, which means he attends GDC and whines about representation and diversity in the games industry, and how whitey is the devil. He's big in that indie clique.

>Never let it go on sale for years
it was free on Tim's store

Yeah thats true heres the link anyway if you want yokin.itch.io/ntte

guess what

BRING BACK BIG DOG

Auto crossbow + bolt marrow

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Im not the thicc poster but what?

thought the greedy fuck said he would never discount it lol

>you will never have that perfect melting run where you get throne butt first level and thick skin next
Why bother

chicken butt

Chicken butt

Iconoclasts was a 10/10 for me. I hadn't had that much fun with a sidescroller since I played Cave Story. Tons of bosses and fun sequences and the pixel art is glorious

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This. Iconoclasts is fucking great. I don't want to be a storyfag either but despite being a "pixelshit platformer" as people put it the story really got me. Certain sequences stuck with me for weeks after beating it, and it's one of the few games that had me looking up lore theories and explanations because I wanted to know more about the world. IIRC the whole thing was done by one dude and it shows. It's his uncompromising vision and you feel the connection there that you don't get in other blockbuster titles.

name a better boy

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POST your record plebs

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horror is a good character

I'm so fucking shit at this game but I love it.

Any tricks and tips I should know as a newbie?

Fish is my favourite, next to YV

>Roguelike
>Barely any unlocks aside from characters
>But you can LOOP the game!
The game is certainly fun the first time through, but the appeal of Isaac and EtG is how you are constantly unlocking new items and weapons and even in runs that are fucked you can achieve something. NT doesn't really have that appeal, gold weapons don't cut it.

its a million times better its actually fast and you can steamroll the first levels when you know what to do compared to the slough that is gunngeon early game. t. somone who bought gungeon hoping to relive the magic that is Nuclear Throne

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MOTHER FU-

just play turbo mode, retard. they also increased health and ammo drops for brainlets like you

since when did Rami stop being such a jew. Games never gone on sale before

Not much to really learn other than memorize enemy behavior, honestly
Melee weapons will also be your best friend, especially in late game

The best tip that I figured out is don't try to grab all the rads if there are still a bunch of enemies around. You won't be able to use that xp if you end up dying trying to get it. Also melee weapons with long arms is op and basically gives you an instant win if you play careful

He's always been a whore for social media brownie points. Putting the game on sale now when everyone already has it to "help those suffering from isolation due to coronavirus" will get him tons of asspats.

>filtered by ammoconda
Lol you fucking fags
Also there's no grinding in Gungeon what are you retarded? You can beat the game 6 times and unlock the whole endgame, every other unlock is just fancy schmancy guns

If anything the only roguelite with actual grind is Isaac

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does anyone have any webms/video of this game being FUN

For fucking what

Shovel + Long Arms and a bit of Stress is ridiculous, I've found.

Except thats wrong you fucking retard.

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the whole 60fps and widescreen debacle, leaving bugs in the game for years then only patching some of them in the final update, leaving all the versions that arent steam to die a painful death, golden scorpions

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>filtered by ammoconda
lmao
i 100%'d gungeon you piece of shit and it's a good game with much more content to offer than nt but it falls flat gameplay-wise due to the boring as fuck first 3 chambers whereas nuclear throne is dynamic as fuck, its just much more fun to be this powerhouse steamrolling through every level while being on the verge of death at the same time. And don't act like etg doesn't have any grind because we both know it fuckin does

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>Sony deal orchestrated by Rami forces a deadline on JW
>JW burns out
>dont finish game
>dont fix bugs
>hire modder to do the legwork for the final patch
Fun game but a lot of potential left untouched. Modding scene is where the game stays alive, fuck Rami. JW is cool though

I was always under the impression that 4:3 was a stylistic choice

lmao you pleb implying ETG is harder than Nuclear Throne. I unlocked the gunslinger in my first try

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It was but when people asked about support for other aspect ratios they got super defensive about it.
Really it's because it was already coded that way and JW couldnt be assed to make it dynamic. Hes not a great programmer and I appreciate his design but sometimes hes just bullheaded stubborn/lazy