DUDE, YOU (the player) ARE SUCH A BADASS

That's literally every fucking video game ever made. Why would I play a video game where I'm just some normal dude?

It's the same problem Halo 4 had, where in Halo 1-3 Master Chief was just an exceptionally lucky, exceptionally powerful ace in the hole and suddenly he becomes this exalted chosen one
NUUMslayer is an 8 year old's idea of cool

There is nothing Christian about this other than the one dimension being called Hell. Either way, all religion is gay (including atheism) and you're a fool if you believe any of that nonsense.

Redditors and gggmanlives

>original game is about a dude running around killing hordes of demons in hellish locations with an arsenal of extreme weaponry
Clearly the original game is a horror game where you're supposed to run away from the scary demons.

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>escapism is bad
fuck you and fuck my shitty life, faggot!

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>the player shouldn't feel strong
Man this is a reach even for anti-Doom fags

so like every critically and popularly acclaimed RPG ever
>muh chosen one, look it's Henry eveyone pip pip ruddy bloody jolly good

Why does this game trigger Yas Forums so much?

>hell and heaven are both shit
>you: WOOOOW fuck this

people who don't play movie games

Because it's popular, good, reviewing well and will probably play well.

Ever since Tortanic and more recently the twitter mob shit took over, Yas Forums desperately want to turn everything into some Tortanic boycott flop while screaming about how everyone that disagrees with them are shills.

fucking this desu

It was fine in DOOM, but since then the devs have actually started paying far too much attention to internet memes and ended up running the joke into the ground

They're actually just space aliens pretending to be heavenly. Only Doomguy is the hand of God.

Zoomers think that Eternal triggers boomers because it isn't the exact same game as og Doom so they false-flag as angry boomers because they are lonely, pathetic little creatures and low-effort shitposting is the only way they can get the attention they crave.

Isn't Doomguy a Catholic?

Why do you think we spend time playing games in the first place?

So what I'm getting out of this is that Yas Forums wants a silent emotionless camera so they can pretend they're some weak pathetic fuck running around killing hordes of demons in hell, yet is somehow not a "badass"?

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OP, just because you have the equivalent power of a 4 years old girl doesnt mean the rest of the world is like you.

Yas Forums saw that, for all their whining about nuDOOM over the past four years, it has done nothing to make the series less popular or profitable. It's not just that 2016 and Eternal aren't Tortanics, it's that they've spent 1,460 days trying to make them Tortanics and have failed miserably. DOOM Eternal shows Yas Forums that their opinions and footprint on the internet amount to absolutely nothing, and it infuriates them.

Underaged Xbox zoomies. No, really.

This is not "Doom" though.

It is, even if you don't want to admit it. It's also the future of the series.
If you want your irrational memories to dictate what is and what isn't, then go play Sigil.

People who play videogames, so not angry manchildren like you.

imagine being a boomer blessed coronachan is going to annex you subhumans off the planet

No one on this site is old enough to be killed by corona. Unhealthy maybe, but that's separate from age.

fpbp

Isnt that the fire sword from BoTW?

How is it not Doom? You look for secrets, look for keys, kill a large variety of monsters, slowly build a huge arsenal of weapons. It holds the spirit of Doom while adding new things to it to give it more depth.

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Nobody on here even knows what boomers actually are. Incredible. I'm really starting to hate memes.

i agree, because doom eternal is actually fun

Doom 1 and 2 have infinitely more depth than these

That shit is cringe as fuck.
Its an appeal to Reddit beta males who think their some kind of bad ass in their head, but in real life their just a faggot. You all remember those kids right Yas Forums? Im excited for the game, because the game looks really fun. But I fucking hate what they did to doom guy.

>How is it not Doom?
It does not look, play nor sound like Doom.
It's a dumbed down Painkiller wannabe, without the scale or speed, and you spend most of the time doing cinematic shit and collecting "upgrades" in RPG style, as Zenimax's faggots cannot develop a satisfying gameplay any more.
No, this is not "depth", this shit is literally just the most generic padding the AAA devs use to stretch-out and fill their game, as they cannot be assed to properly design their garbage any more. Thus, they pull out the "we let the PLAYERS decide!" card.
Secrets are absolutely not necessary any more, and majority are as well hidden as FFXIII's chests.

On top of this, they now turned Doom into a fucking God Of War platformer, with Super Mario 1-UPs and shit on top.

No, it really is not.

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>It holds the spirit of Doom while adding new things to it to give it more depth.
How to admit out loud that you have not played the original games, and know nothing about the topic at hand.

>he's still posting
get over it bro

because you arean't a demigod. you're just a space marine killing demon fodder and shuting down their portals to save humanity. the power level wankery in nudoom is cringy and overdone

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>all those people who never played Doom 64

Doom 64 is just okay but it is infinitely better than Doom 3

I spent literally hundreds of hours on Doom 1 and 2. And going into 2016 and Eternal I'm not expecting the same damn game I played for years but I still think the 2 new games does the Doom franchise justice and I find alot of the complaints Yas Forums has been shitting out have been nitpicking at best and needlessly contrarian at worst.

based as fuck

I played D64 already as a kid, and it BTFO all the """Doom""" games released ever since.

Get fucked, faggot. There's nothing good about the ZOOM games, and cancer enablers like you should be hanged.

>It does not look, play nor sound like Doom.
It's a dumbed down Painkiller wannabe, without the scale or speed, and you spend most of the time doing cinematic shit and collecting "upgrades" in RPG style, as Zenimax's faggots cannot develop a satisfying gameplay any more.
>No, this is not "depth", this shit is literally just the most generic padding the AAA devs use to stretch-out and fill their game, as they cannot be assed to properly design their garbage any more. Thus, they pull out the "we let the PLAYERS decide!" card.
>Secrets are absolutely not necessary any more, and majority are as well hidden as FFXIII's chests.

>On top of this, they now turned Doom into a fucking God Of War platformer, with Super Mario 1-UPs and shit on top.

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>NOOOOOOOOO NOT THE HECKING SKY GODERINOOOOOOOO NOOOOOOOOO

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>look i posted an old gif, im a fellow "boomer" as you would call it

In Doom 64 Doomguy STAYS IN HELL to make sure it doesn't try anything funny ever since. That's the start of "Doomguy is an unstoppable badass" thing.

So you have no arguments? Okay.

seethe harder, KINO IS BACK ON THE MENU DOOM CHADS

Halobabbs still on full seethe mode I see.

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What does my gif have to do with my statement? I just simply like Both Classic and New Doom.

Yet you post no explenation or argument. Hmm, makes me think you're just a fat fucking faggot.

Ah there you are.

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Zoom is not Doom

>Years after Nudoom was praised and discussed until the new trailers
>Some losers are now forcing a narrative on how this game sucks
>"IT WAS BAD ALL ALONG IT'S NOT LIKE THE OLD ONES"
Report, sage and avoid talking with retards until the game is out, those niggers probably never even played the originals anyway.

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