Fuck yeah, time to finally buy an Index

Stealing Andrew Yangs gimmick

>boomer simps still doing the “how u gon pay 4 it??” meme
Nigger, was there even moments hesitation before they just dropped half that number last week? AND IT DIDN’T EVEN WORK

Based corona-chan turning everyone into socialists.

>simps
>>>/reddit/

>tfw got a job 4 weeks ago
feels good

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Not really, same ass the government is pulling money from to save the airline companies right now

>republican wants to help poor people
you know the world is fucked when it comes to this

Good. Fuck you NEETs.

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>If I suck enough 50 year old cock they’ll let me be a billionaire someday
lmfao go put more pomade in your hair you fucking dork

>tfw not a neet

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It's trumps fault that the economy is shut down because he didn't shut it down?

Not the liberal media and the liberals freaking out, the liberal companies imposing their own quarantine and liberal states shutting down restaurants? Fuck you piece of shit low IQ liberal simp, you are literally just saying orange man bad. The unemployment site is down, peoples lives are getting fucked because of you retard!

NEET RETARDS GET FUCKED AGAIN

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It's a one-time stimulus package. Not UBI.

Not sure where you're getting any of that from but you should follow his advice, this website will be better off. You can feel good knowing you actually made a difference in the world, too, even if is just on the 4th channel.

Greate more inflation.

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shut the fuck up antifa tranny

Mormons are economically center-left so it isn't really surprising, he only ran a right-wing agenda back against Obama to get good boy points with the GOP

And when the left is the eldritch establishment of rich people fucking us all over

Cheeto retard Drump should have been more prepared. He fucked everything up and made it worse.

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>trump should have been more prepared for us liberals to throw a tantrum and ruin peoples lives it's not our fault
you're a terrible person and always will be lefty

NOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T JUST PRINT MORE PAPER

>give a gorillion dollars to rich corps
based
>give a couple pennies to actual people
BUT HOW

>liberals liberals liberals liberals liberals
You should start charging them for living inside your head desu

the people who already lost their jobs due to this are fucked?

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That guy's a retard.
Anyone employed within the last 12 months or retired gets the $1,000. It's not the "currently employed."

>NOOOOOO STOP REPORTING THE SAME HYPED WAY YOU REPORTED H1N1 AND EBOLA
kys niggerfaggot. mass hysteria always ensued after literally every novel disease that hit the US. the only difference is that the current retard literally did nothing for two months and made the media hype far worse by pretending everything was fine.

>USA gets UBI because of Coronachan

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long hair > short hair

It's a one-time stipend

Nice. I got laid off last night so I would've been pissed.

same thing

based

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They could pay off the entire college debt at the drop of a hat, drastically improving public living conditions and boost the economy.

>same thing
The number of unemployed that fall under those specifications is far smaller than you think.

Faster

shit, I’m a month short

Why are conservatives being so stupid about coronavirus? Most of us aren't saying it's Trump's fault for reaching the US, just that he's handling it badly.

>muh economy

A global pandemic is going to affect the economy, what do you expect?

>its trumps fault I ruined everything he should have stopped me!!!
Yeah no, fuck you for ruining lives you shitty fucking liberal.

Look at the the republicans doing nothing but trying to fix the situation while you sit here and blame them for you making a situation. Fucking retard liberals ruining everything as usual.

>Romney proposes
This isn't gonna happen

>give billionaires free money and no taxes
based
>help poor people during a crisis
WOOAH HOLD ON THERE HOW DO WE PAY FOR IT?!?!

But then there's Trump.
bloomberg.com/news/articles/2020-03-17/mnuchin-says-trump-wants-money-sent-to-americans-in-two-weeks

they are already missing 21 trillion so what's another 3 gonna do?

i quit my job as a cashier 11 months ago :^)

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So weird. I was just wondering about this this morning. The govt is going to give businesses money so they don't lose too much in profits but they never do anything like that for the public constituency.

>similar issues were properly addressed before
>suddenly it's everyone else's fault that US action was terribly delayed this time
>but it's okay since they're trying to fix the problem now
lol

Time to do porn commissions
I know what you freaks are using all that to for

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>AND IT DIDN’T EVEN WORK
wait so where'd it all go?

People say Orange Man as an insult to people who hate trump. Are you fucking ESL or something? You don't understand sarcasm when you see it? You fucking dipshit boomer, you just went off on one of your own kind. Literally get Corona and die.

I'm going to buy 2 Sega Saturn games

straight into bezos' pockets

FASTER

Corona virus is not a gimmick

HOW MUCH FOR THE BOY

(You)

You aren't supposed to ask that question

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For the 3 billion American adults?

Can I get a source on any of this? I'm on neetbux but my dad quit working after cancer disabled him six years ago so I'm wondering if he qualifies. He certainly needs it.

Damn, getting $1k from the gubment would be nice. I could pay for my rent

>NEETs didn't get the last laugh
Should I finally build a PC?

how does 1000 * 300.000.000 equal 3 trillion?

Effectively

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