TF2

If you could only have ONE hat, what would it be?

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Here's my choice btw

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Hats ruined this game. Imagine defending an update that caused the developers to have no incentive for meaningful updates because they can just re-sell community made garbage and keep 70% of the profit.

Based schizo

The spine chilling skull, because it's already the only hat I wear.

Based.
The sad thing is that even when that's all what they did for the past two years, nowadays they cannot even copy/paste content from the workshop onto the game.

Hats aren't special anymore. Besides unusuals, you can buy nearly any hat in the game for under a dollar from TF2 item buying sites.

>Friend made a hat
>Valve edited it slightly and renamed it
>Still gave him the Self-made variant but doesn't pay him a dime

I still don't understand why people don't like this hat

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We know that, autist. I proposed a hypothetical situation. Do try to keep up.

brother

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Redpilled

only hat you could ever need

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It's because they are poor and Irish

The Prussian Piklehaube

Boring taste

post yours then

if you dont like the coldsnap cap youre literally a minority. nigger.

this

I still really want the Corona Australis.

A Valley Forge with the unusual effect Disco Beat Down.
(It's the closest effect to fireworks, which would look awesome for a Soldier George Washington loadout.)

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Finally a good hat

a silly hat that doesn't go full retarded

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I have one and it always turns heads

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I once traded quite a few vintage hats to tf2 warehouse, quit the game for 3 years, when I came back, tf2 warehouse was shut down, and all of my "currency" was gone.

they weren't all that good hats, but I miss them for nostalgic value

i only played 20 hours of this so far and have not interacted with the community at all? wtf are hats about? like special perks?

Yes they provide powerful combat bonuses

Professor Speks

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based gameplay chad

Bonk helmet because I wanna taste bonk. I'm assuming you mean in real life

Default

I have used the brown bomber on every loaout of every class for 9 years

Towering Pillar

Voodoo Juju with Dead Disco

Just bring it back please.

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Spy is not allowed to have fun sorry.

gibus

the gibus unironically

There's not a lot of hats I want I don't already have, primarily because the more expensive ones are either ugly as hell or don't fit in any loadouts at all, but I've always wanted an unusual Pestering Jester.

I don't often seek out unusual hats, but I really like that one. If I could pick any unusual to attach to it, it'd be the card one but that doesn't and can't exist currently.

No, spy isn't allowed to shoot people from across the fucking map.

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>other classes are not allowed to have fun
t. every spy nigger

Starboard crusader with ghost unusual effect
Yes I have JoJo brain parasites

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Probably Voodoo Juju

the only hat i own, my clean strange 2011 spine chilling skull
it's just so perfect

Might wanna cut of your frontal lobe.
That cures the Jojo parasites.

List of objectively shit nerfs:
>Baby Face's Blaster
>Your Eternal Reward
>Caber
>Sandman
>Sydney Sleeper
>Razorback
>Axtinguisher/Degreaser
>Soda Popper
>Atomizer
>Shortstop

ghastly gibus

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Probably any one of Engie's invention cosmetics if we're being real because the man could probably solve quantum mechanics.
For the vanity, probably Snowcapped because I just want a beard and a hat to go with it.

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Pyro's mask.

I'm a 2012 newfag in this game. I wasn't present during the great times because I was a consolefag with a toaster PC. Fuck.

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If you don't go with a simple hat like Ellie's cap + full stock loadout and nothing else, you probably suck at the game

I started playing TF2 because I thought the Scout was a funny guy. Has and always will be my favorite even if I haven't played it in years.

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The halo

nothing schizo about cold hard facts, friend.

same

bill's hat, because it's the only hat I've seen that fits every mercenary and doesn't break the style.

Bill's Hat is great.

Gibus with flies for my favorite loadout

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For me, its the sultans ceremonial

glitched burning flames team captain

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The original birthday mode party hat, before they made it an actual hat

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Pic related, Cloudy Moon KE painted grey

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burning team captain

Not a nerf per se, but the Huo-Long Meatmaker should have stayed a fireworks launcher. much cooler than what we got.

Based and truthpilled

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