How is the quarantine going?

I actually miss my favorite escort

Been watching anime and playing video games. Basically, I'm returning to NEETdom after like 4 years straight of being fully employed.

Terrible. I had a lot of work to do this month and I'm stuck at home instead, close to dying from all the nervous breakdowns. Shitposting only helps so much. Thank you fucking retards that can't wash their hands. I hate people so much.

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>work remotely
>put on fireplace 10 hours on youtube on the work laptop
>play games

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Fpbp

Are you me? I was planning on seeing her last week then this Corona shit blew up.

We have officially been locked inside for the next 3 weeks, what should I play?

epic meme dude thats like so me
Edit: Thanks for the upvotes guys :D

I never go outside any way.
So this isn't affecting me at all.

I hate this. This happened just when I started making friends at college.

The only thing I'm worried about is I'll run out of food like the day they announce full lockdown.

I'm still at work. No staying at home for me.

I got in a fight with a woman at the groceries yesterday. I came in knowing I would fight anyone touching the tomatoes and putting them back. Just as I predicted, a fucking boomer lady was touching like 5 of them before taking one. I told her ''Ma'am, do you know there's a pandemic going on?'' and she went ''Well we can't stop living'' and other boomers started backing her up so I had to drop it.

Was I in the right?

Great, I have a solid excuse to never go out and not do shit except go to work where I do not work with the public. Plus, motherfuckers are calling in sick left and right so there's lots of work to keep me busy and nobody cares if we don't hit our numbers because we're short-staffed.

pretty much heaven
>normalfags losing their sanity over staying at home
>meanwhile I got a lifetime of vidya downloaded to play
>trials of mana demo and ps5 news tomorrow
>lifetime of anime to watch
>stockpiled food
>fapping profusely to anime girl feet to increase my white blood cells

>everything canceled but work
>no we won't pay you if you have to self isolate
>btw corporate won't be in so you're all on your own good luck

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>fapping profusely to anime girl feet
Based.

Stay strong king

We will cum again

Malay here nothing's happened where I am are westerners really forced to be quarantined?

100%
Fat retards shouldn't be allowed in. Groceries should be curbside only

Its a strong suggestion more than anything. We're not quite at enforced quarantine yet.

Usually im all for staying home and gaming but lately its been feeling like a chore. Maybe im just getting older

This, it's a comfy chair but sitting in the same on for 12h+ is tiresome
Gyms are closed too so I cant even lift

justified, next time notify staff and hope you get someone on your page
i would kick her out on the spot for doing that shit

>Also corporate: Why yes, we're still getting paid even though we're doing nothing at home, why do you ask?
"Wage slave" isn't a meme, it's reality

>Boss texted us Sunday telling us that she was likely going to shut down the law office for a couple weeks
>Get excited, until she messages up later saying that she changed her mind, she's going to stay open Monday and Tuesday
>Today she tells us that she doesn't see any real reason to shut down, and has informed us to keep scheduling appointments like normal
>The other attorney here in the office is just refusing to come in right now, and we're still here working
Right now I'm just annoyed, I think the only way my work will shut down is if someone here gets the virus

I wish we had a quarantine for sick people.

And no, I don't mean those who have a virus, because we already have that. I meant, a quarantine for people who can't stop talking about it. I just can't listen to them anymore.
>Schoos and jobs are closing, why are you sittign in a pub and drinking beer?
The fuck am I supposed to do? Go hang yourself if you are so scared; that way you certainly won't get corona virus.

I’m having fun watching my boomer coworkers cough into their hands or just open cough and then touch their faces all the time.

They closed the gym and I can't go out running otherwise is the same as always

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>work is paying literally everyone out of their job for the week despite them not working
>oh but you work in a hotel user, you dont get stay safe, just work through it while everyone else gets paid to do literally nothing
>have fun exposing yourself to the virus, its important we keep the hotel open for our three guests

Seriously about to tell them to eat a dick

On day 7 of my work streak starting in 2 hours at a boutique grocery store in a rich suburb. Our business has been comparable to a bad snow scare, but every single fucking day until 6:30. Really looking forward to my day off tomorrow.

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>finals got moved online
>teachers saying "it's still closed book" as if everyone won't just google the answers

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Workposting as usual. Will probably leave early since only half of us are here so I can go play some vidya.

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ive been hording all the toilet paper and soap out back and only giving it to the regular customers i like
if im going die or bat fly working a shit job im going do it my way

Boomers are the entire reason this is happening. I’m no Yas Forumstard wishing death on people but if there’s a generation that deserves to go it’s them. They willfully ignore any threat to this planet because they lived in an utopia all their lives, leading them to believe that life is easy and millenials are just doing it wrong. Their view on reality compared to any generation since the dawn of time is completely disconnected. So to them, yeah, this is just another hoax. And they might just have to pay for it this time

I'm willing going to try to get a job at the grocery store because my dad's hours are getting cut and may get temporarily laid off during the pandemic.

>it's still closed book
lol when will they learn

You know there are like, stands and shit you can attach work laptops and stuff to, right? You have no excuse to be doing your work from home out of your bed, or a beanbag chair, or whatever the most comfortable position you can think of is.

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me too, the deadline is on next week but whatever anything goes wrong that's my boss problem

>working manual labour jobs and wondering why you get treated like shit

Find a better job you absolute shit for brains. No, the world doesn't owe you shit.

> How is the quarantine going?

Awful, I'm out of olive oil, vegetables and I'm running out of tea. I'm so close to leaving the apartment.

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five hours of overtime each day plus reduced break since the work has to be done by a certain time anyway and due to increased work we cant get it done and the CEO is actually going to come down and talk to us about it today
and yes i do work in a field of work that involves stores and places where people buy things but not necessarily a grocery store or a store itself

Was anyone else supposed to graduate this semester? Everyone in my cohort is freaking out that they won't have any more socialization, but I'm just so fucking happy that I never have to go back to another class again in my life.

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Don't do it, bro! There's bears and viruses out there!

The world owes me 5 bucks, fucking cheapskate motherfucker.

I bet that wouldn't happen in a nationalist socialist ethnostate though.

I go out and talk to milfs at the supermarket.

>tea
Who the fuck unironically drinks hot slightly flavored water

>been doing Christmas tier sales for weeks
>not given any extra hours to get more staff in
>higher ups all isolated and safe slurping up extra cash for free with no risk to themselves

im hope these boomer jew fucks rot in hell once the bat plague gets them

6,400 dead. Could be a lot more user. This shit hasn't peaked yet. Be careful you may get your wish.
>Just don't be working class bro
Thanks Trump

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Wish that were the case for me. My neck is on the line.

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>just a *coof* flu bro

not him, but i applied last week for the bakery that would end up getting me less hours as well as a smaller paycheck than my shitty factory job. its what i want to do, as opposed to physical labor, but lets face it is anybody going to hire right now and yes ive been applying otehr places anyway. the dont call us well call you attitude is really common nowdays

Marathoning San Andreas, pure kino.

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drinking boiled water is the best thing you can drink with winnie the flu about

>relatives are constantly group messaging me shit memes about toilet paper, probably because they are bored out of their minds

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Actually, chamomile tea + rum = the cure.

>Boomer boss refuses to close
>have to go to work

press S to spit on me

Keep it up bro, I don't want these boomers today but holy fuck are they playing with their own lives like retards.

Its the same with our staffing, we’re all fucking exhausted because we just don’t have anybody and one our 3 fulltime cashiers took a very opportune vacation this week. I swear if I hear that our owners are ‘self-quarantining’ I’m gonna blow a gasket, but wouldn’t really be surprised.

>husband and I are total introverts
>he is wfh and I w@h already
>stocked up on a couple months worth of frozen/canned food and tp as soon as we saw people start panic buying
>the rest of his family are social butterflies of the highest order
>have sent hundreds of texts about how horrible and miserable everything is because they can't go out
>meanwhile the only thing that's changed here is our garage freezer is full for the first time since we bought it
I will never understand extroverts. All you need is someone to love, sweetheart to miss, sugar to kiss.
The chorus is now stuck in your head. You're welcome.

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I can't imagine having kids in a time like this, i see my nephews for like an hour a week and i get tired of them after 5 minutes

I can't imagine having them inside with you with nothing to do

No offence but someone who drinks black sludge, that tastes like it was filtered through a month old sweaty sock (and God forbid puts cream or sugar in it) wouldn't understand.

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College closed, gym closed, boxing gym closed

Went for a 3 mile run in the park

I'm so fucking bored

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those higher ups are all more important than anyone lower on the totem poll. the brawn can be replaced the next day (in my place, even 5 poeple can be replaced the following day although idk about during quarentine) but the suits who only see the same 10 people a day get to stay home
i applied to be put in the office doing secretary stuff but they put me in the warehouse anyway. is it because I'm not a female or not over 300lbs?

It's exactly my same routine except going shopping sucks because it's full of people and i have the news on the bakcground

>think people hoarding toilet paper of all thinks is funnier than shit because of how slow I go through rolls
>realize I'm almost out
Well shit.

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Quarantine is going pretty nicely, work is unstable and they keep randomly telling me to not go to work ever so often, I've been watching a lot of anime, masturbated to a lot of anime and been playing a lot of games, pretty good.
My life is so boring that the entire world getting infected is sort of exciting albeit scary, I wonder how worse things will get. It is really weird seeing everyone with masks.
I have to go to work tomorrow. I wonder how that will go.

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Please never post again you absolute faggot.

woke up today with body aches and feeling tired, I don't mind it if I can stay in bed and play vidya

The only way I can make sense of extroverts is that they gain energy so to speak, by socialising. Where as socializing drains energy from introverts, that's why they socialise sparingly only with people they like and have things in common with.

I’m finally playing through my modded Xcum campaign and studying my 汉语 in peace without the retards in my class.
However, I was about to go on a date with a cute girl I like but then this shit hit. At least I still have my commissioned degeneracy.

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>those higher ups are all more important than anyone lower on the totem poll
That's what they conditioned you to think. You'd be surprised how simple most of your superiors' jobs are.

whats your job
was the vacation planned for a couple weeks already? at my job, all the parents planned vacations already, the head honcho included, so we are going to be understaffed as fuck
play video games, this is the best time in history to not ever be bored at home

how do i into boxing?

100% in the right, should have busted out your dick and slapped her with it right then and there

Tea and coffee are both good. Black, with cream, with milk, or with a bit of sugar or honey. The only people that are genuinely awful are people that use stevia.

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>I want to be paid for doing jack shit because I got sick by being a retard
>I also want the cheapest prices for every product I consume and on demand whenever I want it

Can't have both retard. Companies can't afford to compete with extremely low prices and still give out great benefits.

none of the warehouse people were even told about the opening for a new sales representive at my job, yeah they might be simple but you still have to be qualified for it. at my job, it apparently requires a bachelors of whatever the boss said plus experience. hell every single person in the office area besides 2 secretary already have graying hair lol

I have to use baby wipes because people looted all the toilet paper.

So you can't do push-ups or anything that would help?

fpbp
imagine going outside in the past 20 years or the foreseeable future

Invest in a bidet

Where are you getting this image? All the normalos seem to not give a fuck.

gtfo back to red..dit

>'Well we can't stop living"
I would have said, "You absolutely can stop living if you catch that virus."

Let me guess you also dont drink water because fish fuck in it and dont eat greens because that's what your food eats?

Being ignorant is not a virtue and doesn't make you look cool, you know that?

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