So like.... what do you actually do in this game?

>It's another "what do you do in this game" thread when OP could just watch gameplay
Ok

I am not threatened, you fucking retard. I am just making an observation. If a game poses no serious challenge (and no, quick-time events and grinds aren't real challenges), then it's a game for females because evolutionary speaking women have been stagnant in cognitive abilities so much so that men have beaten them in every regard.

I remember what it was like being in my late teens and trying to fit my tastes around mature and adult things. Don't miss out on fun stuff to do to fit in, you might miss something that you'd really appreciate.

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you know I like animal crossing but don’t like the acfags because they get defensive as fuck on Yas Forums.
every animal crossing thread just spirals into one big arguement after someone posts bait like this and acfags have a sperg out.

>I am not threatened, you fucking retard.
You seem pretty threatened

Settle down, stop hyperventilating and stop irrationally seething over a harmless fun video game. This is not what real men do.

Bullshit analysis. I play Animal Crossing and Dead by Daylight (as a rank 1 killer; that is more stressful than any other multiplayer game with the most toxic community I ever seen). Nothing "soi" about Animal Crossing. It's a game of delayed gratification.

Kek I met my qtpi 8/10 gf because of animal crossing new leaf. Based Nintendo helping me get my dick wet. We're still together. Get fucked 'Real Man' lmao

Calm down there kid. Take a deep breath and reflect on what you’re saying. You are not exhibiting the masculinity that you value so highly.

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Where do you get clothes like that for you villagers? I can't find anything online for the QR codes

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You are fucking retarded if you think insults mean someone is threatened or angry (and I am pretty sure at least two of the posts I have quoted are samefags). I am just really sick of people shilling this retarded chore simulator.
Min-maxxing has been the standard of male-dominated playstyles since video games' inception, while women only care about socializing, looking attractive and building a safe space bubble they can retreat to when real-life becomes too real.
Congratulations, you are bipolar and keep on switching between an alpha and an omega game.
Good for you, I'd say if you use AC to meet pick up girls, you use the game the only way a real man can use it.

>I am not threatened, you fucking retard.
Why so hostile then? Could it be that your poor little masculinity is being threatened?

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To be fair, watching AC gameplay is less fun than having a pipe cleaner shoved up your urethra and zoning out is an inevitability.

>You are fucking retarded if you think insults mean someone is threatened or angry (and I am pretty sure at least two of the posts I have quoted are samefags). I am just really sick of people shilling this retarded chore simulator.
I was joking before but you genuinely need to calm down

stop getting mad at video games lol

This isn't me, shizo.

it's just like a little digital garden, you tend to it and watch it grow and check in on it a couple times a week over a long period

it's not really a game

user don't samefag if you're gonna throw a fit about it

You live a life. Going outside, meeting people, making friends, having fun. Things you won't be able to do any more.

dude just chill out

Why not both, you fucking mouthbreathing nerd? While waiting for my "soi" game to release, I'm wrecking my roommate in Guilty Gear XX in between doing a run through of Castlevania Rondo. Is that man enough for you? Stupid bitch. A real man plays what he wants and doesn't show shame in varied experiences.

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DIGITAL OR PHYSICAL?!!?

What if I want it to play with my titty monster gf?

It's like doing chores, but in a video game.

Digital so you don't have to swap out game cards just to check on your Island for a hour or two

>Real men play games that require mechanical or logical skill and challenge you in interesting ways.
Do you also post this in the countless thread about gachashit?

Nah. I play games like God Hand, Ninja Gaiden Black, Flower Sun and Rain, Zero Time Dilemma and various competitive online shooters. I also enjoy Animal Crossing on the side because it's a fun and relaxing game with a sense of reward that no other game series has ever been able to replicate up to this day/
You just seem like an insecure pussy who needs to validate his own sense of masculinity by dissing games on an anonymous chinese basket weaving forum.

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It's pretty much tamagotchi but instead of raising a pet you're raising a whole Island

>One console household
Digital
>Multi console household
Physical

ITS AN OBSERVATION NOT VALIDATION. Ironically, people calling others insecure are the most insecure.
I am so fucking done with this website. Election tourists have ruined this place and now people are shilling a game about doing chores and talking to your neighbours, notice something? This is what housewives do. Nice wojak comic btw, thanks for confirming you are a newfaggot.
This will be my last reply because I have to argue 1v50 and the whole world is against reason. Continue being brave feminists, I am done with you're shit.

>look up review
>"theres not much to do when the game starts and youre mostly turning the game on for 10 minutes to do chores every day for a few weeks"
>"theres still really not much to do even after you get everything and youre still just doing chores every day for a few minutes only to turn the game off and wait for the next day, unless you change the time yourself"
>"visiting other islands is boring with not much to do, its basically just a smaller patch of land thats the same as your island and there aren't any different bugs or fishes to catch"
>"we give it a 10/10"
Nice

"surface fun" is shit like getting kills in an online game or opening a loot box, instant gratification that comes and goes just like that, a short rush of dopamine that makes you crave more
animal crossing is all about long term rewards, it requires your attention and dedication to get you anywhere

>Continue being brave feminists
lol mad

WHAT !
YOU DON'T LIFT WEIGHTS, EAT STEAK EVERYDAY AND HANG OUT WITH YOUR HOMO-EROTIC BROS EVERY WAKING SECOND ?
HUH, I GUESS YOUR JUST NOT A REAL MAN, LIKE ME
*adjusts glasses and wipes slobber from open mouth*

@499626251
cya
also no {You} for you

dude fucking chill it’s a video game
how insecure can you be

>ITS AN OBSERVATION NOT VALIDATION. REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP
lol did I strike a nerve little guy?
it's okay champ, maybe some day you'll stop being such a low T waste of air once you make a better man of yourself, I believe you

>NOOOO YOU CANT ENJOY THIS GAME REEEEE!!!
Seriously, grow up.

>>your*

>Animal Crossing is for women and feminine "men". Real men play games that require mechanical or logical skill and challenge you in interesting ways.

What if I play both?

its sim city where you live in the city

Election tourists are literally the only people who trash on animal crossing.
You couldn't have outed yourself any harder if you tried, newcunt.

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You're a feminine real men then. You can shave your legs while eating raw beef.

Just like how the only people who try way too hard to seem adult; are children. The only people who try way too hard too seem like oldfags; are newfags fresh from summer.

collect shit and talk to NPC, that's it, it's literally mobile tier, but because it's a nintendo game it's "a chill and relaxing masterpiece" and you have to go buy it now together with doom eternal!

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But...I wasn't angry or insulting you, nor was I that other guy, man. I like Animal Crossing, playing it is fun as fuck and I get sucked into it, it's just mind numbing to watch someone else playing with it, is all I'm saying.

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you are the biggest faggot on this website right now, worse than any /lgbt/ sissy

The game has dozens of key mechanics that you're always engaged with.
I will explain but 3 of them, If I go through them all I'll be here all day.

The Museum:
You can fish, catch bugs and dig up fossils. Each category has 80+ entries respectively, and different bugs/fish come out at different times of the day and times of the year etc.
The fishing, bug catching and fossil digging play into the Museum mechanic, where your town starts off with an empty museum that you make donations to, turning into a thriving archive of all the things you've caught, with fish tanks and bug sanctuaries and such.

Your House:
Your house is your private abode that you can expand and decorate to your hearts content. In Animal Crossing you always start off with a small house with a single room, but as you pay off the in-game debt, your house expands in size and gains additional floors and rooms as you reach new milestones in paying back your debt. You don't have to pay it all back, it is essentially an upgrade system given some in-universe context so the game tells you that you're paying back debt.
The game has a massive catalogue of furniture items with thousands of different pieces, but they aren't easy to get. Which brings me to.

Shops:
In Animal Crossing you have shops, the main ones always being Nook's Cranny and Able Sisters. Nook's Cranny starts off as a tiny shack with a rack dedicated to tools, another rack dedicated to stationary and other minor things, and an open space where the furniture of the day is presented. As you spend more time with the game, the store expands and gets bigger, offering new types of items for purchase and more space for daily furniture items. Able sisters is a tailor and doesn't upgrade, it goes through the same daily product changes as Nook's Cranny.
You can also get store items in several different ways and the surprise comes in the way you obtain them.

Just these three aspects alone offer hundreds of hours of content respectively.

>ITS AN OBSERVATION NOT VALIDATION.
>I AM SO FUCKIGN DONE WITH THIS WEBSITE
>THIS IS MY LAST REEEEEEPLY

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What a limp wristed pussy bitch, lmao. you ain't going anywhere you drama queen quit being a nigger

>I am just really sick of people shilling this retarded chore simulator
It's such a crime that people like something that you don't like, right?

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it's kind hilarious how animal crossing of all things can make people go nuclear

No. Real men actually accomplish things in real life, you beta fucking retard

Yeah, it's a digital garden that you interact with, shape, achieve goals, collect things, complete optional side endeavors, and have fun with.
But not a game. That word is reserved for electronic gardens that sometimes say "game over", except for the ones that don't.

Yas Forums has been talking about Animal Crossing since I got here in 2006.

Games don't need a "game over".

> except for the ones that don't

It's the story of a furry ancap child's attempt to start their own independent micronation only to be jewed at every turn by a globalist megacorp. Even after cornering the market on several local commodities you realize you can't beat the bank. You struggle and learn to accept that your only purpose in life is to redecorate your house and do mundane chores but it's alright if you have good furry friends.

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>Animal Crossing is not a game because it doesn't have a game over
>Some games are games even if they have game overs
small brain

Is English not your first language? I feel like you've missed what I thought was pretty obvious sarcasm.

This whole post is sarcastic.
Animal Crossing is a game. Plenty of games don't have real failure conditions, even though some people would argue that without a failure condition, a game is technically a "puzzle".

No, you are retarded for thinking AC is a game in the first place. It isn't a game BECAUSE there is no challenge. It's more akin to a desktop app you can interact with.