Still have to go to work today

War it is then

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just remember to save a bullet for yourself when society has collapsed and the cannibals are bashing down your door friendo

Covid-19 is not society collapsing in any way. Are you 10? This same shit happened during Swine Flu. It's gonna kill boomers and some sick people but society isn't going to collapse.

You cannot let luck influence your decisions in anything, otherwise you should never leave your house as you could unluckily be hit by a car or any number of other unlucky things. If you have a preexisting condition then it is YOUR responsibility to be even more vigilant than other people.

ever wish there was a reset button on life?

>Or are just unlucky.
Great, I already rolled 0 luck stat when I was born

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Do you not care about spreading it to people?

Is that chair really big or was Gigachad a manlet all along?

>tfw NEET
>dumb boomer parents still go out and do shit every day and say ''it's just a flu'' and will inevitably bring it home

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>He's not getting to do work from home
What the fuck? I don't even want to work from home because the PCs they give you are shit and you don't get dual monitor support on them but fuck it, I aint dying.

I just use my own pc since it's better than the ones I have at work

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>or have asthma
It kills people with asthma?

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it's a lung disease.

I can't do that sadly because my work involves a bunch of sensitive data. They won't even let us use our own keyboards or monitors.

That doesn't answer the question

How would they even know you are using their monitor and keyboard?

It kills dumb people too

>disease kills you by sufficating you filling your lungs with fluids
>you already have a disease that sufficates you

>could work from home
>boomer management still thinks it’s just the flu bro
They’ll be dead soon anyway so I’m not upset

They have monitoring software that records every single thing you do on the screen and the hardware that is plugged in. My job involves shit that if it were to get out would result in fines in the millions and potential jailtime.

Jesus, do you work for china's government or something?

>go to work
>stations are empty so don't have to worry about coofers
>trains are empty so I don't have to worry about coofers

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corono isnt dangerous, but people who get it are

I know that feel fuck why are they so retarded

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Just wait for them to leave and initiate a forced quarantine of yourself and the homestead user, no one in or out.

No but I work for a private company that has to be very strict when it comes to complying with regulations. We have to deal with money laundering, identity theft, ECOA laws, and other shit like the Patriot act. You can get the company in deep shit just for memoing something incorrect.

The disease mostly only kills boomers. but more than half of the people on the ICU are under 50. Without ICU's they would die too if they get overcrowded.

>3 million people expected to die
>lolz doesn't matter most of them are unproductive old goys anyway
>actually it will be better to economy
I mean, I see the point but it's still damn cold.

Yes, since the virus attacks your lungs. People with either respiratory conditions or a weak immune system are more vulnerable to the virus.
Be on the lookout for fever, difficulty breathing, headaches (a relatively uncommon symptom), and dry cough.

If you think you have symptoms of the disease, measure your temperature twice a day and keep track of it. If you see a spike in one of the measurements, contact your health org in your country and they'll direct you from there.

If you go out, use gloves, and only use a mask if you're infected to prevent infecting others.

Even if I don't get to self isolate at home, I've got 2-3 weeks off coming up. I was planning to use it for a family holiday but now my country is advising against travel I can spend it playing vidya all day like a useless piece of shit, AND I'll be doing my civic duty by doing so.

also forgot to say, if you have pets and you're infected, avoid being around them, as they may carry some disease that, coupled with the covid virus, can put you in a critical condition even if you're not a boomer. This is doubly true if you have any condition that puts you in a risk group (diabetes, respiratory or immune system conditions)

I took the last 3 weeks off then this shit hits lmao. And my company is gonna be paying for my internet to work from hope. We also have all our systems go down for like 2 hours every night and are generally not busy during my work hours. Shits gonna be comfy. Gonna sit around playing BoI all night.

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Does alcoholism and being a chainsmoker cause these issues? I'm fucked bros....

daily reminder to take vitamin D3 supplements

Fuck off larpfaggot.

Depends on how much damage you did with those 2.

boomers needs to be eradicated.

You've clearly never worked at a credit card company before.

1-2.5% death rate, with some claiming the US has rates of up to 5%
Even by its lowest eatimates, 1 out of every hundred people dropping dead is fucking scary
Italys creamatories are literally getting backed up with bodies right now, and due to how tragically retarded Trump has been the US is on course to meet them

Good luck guys xD

not definite, as the other guy said it all depends on how much damage you've done with the smoking/drinking. Generally, I'd say smokers are a risk group, just because they're addicted to smoking and are more prone to lung damage. However, WHO doesn't recognize them as such, so idk. Only you know how your lungs are, assuming you've done tests.

>Crematories are backed up after only a few hundred dead
Wait a minute...............

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Not him, but I work in the funeral industry. Families are postponing services/burials until such a time when people can actually gather safely. As such, our fucking coolers are already running out of room with dead boomers.

The US death rate was inflated because it hit a retirement home first. It's already leveling out since it's spreading to younger hosts.

>in NY pretty sure the most infected state right now
>guy on 4th floor tested positive
>Le company email dont worry guys the building did a deep cleanse and things are business as usual and were staying open! Plus we hired aome spic to walk around all day and clean doorknobs

Im going to fucking die wageslaving quite literally

>New Yorkers are finally going to all die
No offense user but this is a good thing. Hopefully California gets the worst of it though.

>yfw the spic cleans your doorknobs with saliva just like he does at home

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Well I cant say we dont deserve it

>mormalfag are forced to be neetmode to not die
>they already cant handle it

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>All this ruckus over the flu.

Clown world doesnt disappoint.

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There were country lockdowns for swine flu?

Allocation of money and power are fucked for the young generations because of the eternal boomer, they had this coming for a long while.

>everyone is staying home
>burglaries in my neighborhood have shot up 80%

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>It's le just a flu xDDDD

kys retard