CDPR IS NOW DOING REMOTE WORK ONLY DUE TO MEMEVIRUS

racist fuck

>you will not cook anything because you are not forced to go out

??????????

Because their equipment at their workplace might be better suited for, you know, working than the one in their homes. You just won't be able to be as efficient when remote working, you need that f2f.

Do you even work in dev?

>you need that f2f
wtf are you, a fucking marketer?

It's more efficient with visual mediums. Also written communication is limited when compared to conveying something with speech, mimicry and gestures can be more accurate and also faster.

Are you an employee if I may ask?
I would have a question :)

t.corona-chan

>finna boutta

this is an international website, can you please speak english so everyone understands

>say job can't be done from home
>it actually can

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expected something like not meeting people will get you depressed and you post this shit

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>game devs getting sent home
lol what. just send sick fucks home, its not like its a restaurant or shopping mall with hundreds of different people coming in and out, its a studio full of all the same dudes every day

So have everyone be in conversation groups online with voice and video

>finna boutta
Speak English nigger.

>gym closed
>can’t go clubbing
>can’t go to classes
>video games getting delayed

Chinks always ruin everything

If the game isn't already 98% done and just being polished and bugfixed at this point it's not coming out on time regardless of whether employees are working from home or the office.

what happens if all these normies get a taste of the NEET lifestyle and enjoy it

>t. Sacha Dimitz Shekelberg-Gurowitz

it's going to suck shit anyways so who cares

>ah shit, i need bob to change this aspect of the game
>i'll just stride over to his table and ask him to do it

>ah shit, i need bob to change this aspect of the game
>hmm, he's remote working. I'll call him
>beep beep beep
>no answer
>i'll guess i'll just wait then

which is more efficient to you?

>things that never happened

Do you work in the gaming industry?
Because you know your stuff so well.

Control
Teamwork
Equipment
Faster exchange of ideas

>endless time
>too lazy to cook
brainlets not even once

I work remotely as a lead dev since 2016 full time (40h/week) earning 3-4x the salary of a dev here (I work for a company abroad) - no pets no children but living with girlfriend

explain how this perfect situation is bad

*Sips drink*

>it doesn't have to be at night
>it doesn't have to be in a large city
>it doesn't need to be 3rd person
>it doesn't need to have the different classes
>it doesn't need the player to be able to use flying cars
>It doesn't need accessible interiors for buildings
>It doesn't need to be free of liberal bullshit
>It doesn't need to have good customisation options
>it doesn't need to have real dialogue choices
>it doesn't need you to be able to join different factions
>it doesn't need to have killable NPCs
>it doesn't need to have Trauma Team as a gameplay element the player can use
>it doesn't need to have destructible environments
>it doesn't need to have good graphics
>it doesn't matter that CD Projekt Red is staffed by Americans now
>it doesn't need mod support
>it doesn't need to have good box art
>It doesn't need to not blow all its budget on b list actors
>it doesn't need to be an RPG
>it doesn't need you to be able to purchase new apartments
>it doesn't need you to be able to choose different childhood heroes
>it doesn't need you to be able to customise your cars or apartment
>it doesn't need Cyberpsychosis to be part of the game
>it doesn't need VR support
>it doesn't matter that it's cinematic garbage
>it doesn't need good AI
>it doesn't need good vehicle handling
>it doesn't matter that it has a shit visual style
>it doesn't need to have genders
>it doesn't need to not be downgraded
>it doesn't matter that there's less customisation options than in the e3 demo
>it doesn't matter that you can't see your character in cutscenes
>it doesn't matter that customisation is useless
>it doesn't need to not be GTA 2077
>it doesn't matter that it has tacked on multiplayer
>it doesn't matter that npc's don't refer to you as "he/she" anymore
>it doesn't matter that it's smaller than Witcher 3
>it doesn't matter that it's shorter than Witcher 3

Part 1/2 LMAO FUCKING CDPRSHILLS

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*SLURRRRRRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP*
>it doesn't matter that it has microtransactions despite being a $60 game
>it doesn't matter that the protagonist is always a smug Josh Whedon quipfag
>it doesn't matter that the map is tiny
>it doesn't matter that you can travel across the map in 3 and a half minutes
>It doesn't need to have good music
>it doesn't matter that all the artists on the soundtrack Zoomercore garbage
>it doesn't need to not have degenerate anti-white american zoomer pandering artists
>it doesnt matter that the music has shitty mumble rap in it
>it doesn't matter that it gets delayed again after being in development for 7 years
>it doesn't need to have massive crowds of people
>it doesn't matter that the devs aren't even at their offices anymore to work on the fucking game
WE ARE NOW HERE
>it doesn't need dynamic weather systems
>it doesn't need to have a branching story
>it doesn't need to have substance

CYBERFLOP 2077 PROMISES BROKEN

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t. CEO/HR/mr.Shekelberg

>B-but what is the point of being the manager if I can't degrade employees right in their faces, just before Stacy the Secretary sucks me off???

Bro I work for the department of education in nyc, and I'm working remotely. But that means all I do is check my emails every hour and play nioh 2.

IT is not an industry cope, you are freaks

Is it possible that I can ask you something?
I would like to ask you that in Discord if you were so nice :)

I'm interested in the gaming industry.

hurdur what is an email or slack or microsoft teams or literally any other program ever

save us, Shazam!

nigger

>MEMEVIRUS

Man, what a tautology.

>using telephone to communicate in any tech squad
Thank our Lord, soon you will be cleansed out of this world.

It has like a 2 week gestation period, by the time you find out someone is sick, everyone else in the building will already be infected.

The game's been in development for five to seven years and was supposed to come out a month from now. If it's not done now it won't be in six more months.

Suck my dick while I'm having comfy working times at home.

According to them it's only been in development since they finished the Witcher 3 DLC which was 4 years ago. Why they revealed their plans so early is beyond me but I guess both Witcher and Cyberpunk took longer than expected for them.

Stand aside cuck boys.
ITS BLACK ADAM TIME!
*Shoves Shazam*

>I'm seething that it's not Bladerunner!
>I'm seething that the game doesn't have my favorite b rate actor
>I want to suck Gosling's dick
>I'm seething that the game has a sun
>I'm seething that the game's city isn't a blurb of cereal boxes as far as the eyes can see.
>I'm seething that I can't play in third person because my wittle eyes hurt in first person.
>I'm seething that the game doesn't have all these pointless classes for no reason, just for the sake of just having them.
>I'm seething because someone told me that video games are not like Tabletop games where I can do whatever I want. What's programming?
>I'm seething this game isn't like Devil May Cry where I do faggy weeb moves and spin around the game like the Batman games.
>I'm seething that trannies are in, but I want as much as customization as possible including cybernetic capabilities in all my bodyparts.
>I'm seething that my dystopian world has trannies and black people. I want my dystopian world to represent white people and make them look bad.
>I'm seething that destructible items are in games, so I'll lie that the game doesn't have them.
>I'm seething that NPCs are killable except for important NPCs, so I'm going to lie and say all NPCs are not killable.
>I'm seething
>I'm seething that the world isn't a 5,000,000 sq mile open world.
>I'm seething that the game isn't 200, 300, 400 hours long with pointless exposition to fill those 400 hours.
>I think all Urban games are Grand Theft Auto.
WE ARE NOW HERE
>I'm seething, T-t-t-the game is gonna flop. Y-y-you'll see!

OOOHHH NO MY WORLD IS FALLING APART

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Just because it can be done doesn't mean it's more effective or viable, dumbdumb.

>finna boutta
What does this niggerspeak mean

based
tranny on suicide watch

>memevirus
bruh europe is in flames. In my country you get 3 years jail time for being outside after curfew. Elsewhere it's +€1000 fine

It's literally just a common cold for everybody but boomers, but they'll die of old age soon anyway so who gives a shit.

finna boutta?

Be sure to call your relatives and repeat this to them.

>finna boutta
>lmfao

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About to, I'd guess.

My grandparents are already in the grave so meh.

>About to, I'd guess.
Well yeah, in addition to fixing to, but why both?

yeah I'm sure that's why the stock market is nosediving and why Italians are dying like flies, you moron.

>I'm seething that it's not Bladerunner!
Only retards say this.
>I'm seething that the game doesn't have my favorite b rate actor
Only retards and Kojima cock suckers say this. Even having based Keanu is a bit of a mistake.
>I want to suck Gosling's dick
Only retards say this
>I'm seething that the game has a sun
Only retards say this
>I'm seething that the game's city isn't a blurb of cereal boxes as far as the eyes can see.
Not sure what you're even trying to say here.
>I'm seething that I can't play in third person because my wittle eyes hurt in first person.
More like because it was a promised feature that was cut.
>I'm seething that the game doesn't have all these pointless classes for no reason, just for the sake of just having them.
I too like my RPGs to have the same style of skill trees as every single dumbed down AAA game out there
>I'm seething because someone told me that video games are not like Tabletop games where I can do whatever I want. What's programming?
Only retards say this.
>I'm seething this game isn't like Devil May Cry where I do faggy weeb moves and spin around the game like the Batman games.
Only retards say this.
>I'm seething that trannies are in, but I want as much as customization as possible including cybernetic capabilities in all my bodyparts.
Only retards say this. Personally I'm fine with the tranny in the drink ad as I think it fits. People talk about augmenting their body but I'm fairly sure they mean it in the "let me add mantis blades on my arm" sense and not the "let me add a cyber dick" sense.

>I'm seething that my dystopian world has trannies and black people. I want my dystopian world to represent white people and make them look bad.
Only retards say this.
>I'm seething that destructible items are in games, so I'll lie that the game doesn't have them.
I haven't even seen this argument before.
>I'm seething that NPCs are killable except for important NPCs, so I'm going to lie and say all NPCs are not killable.
Again I've never seen this argument. I've seen the one about major NPCs not being able to be killed even though Witcher did the same with every single non hostile NPC and the only game that I can think of lately letting you kill every single NPC besides one (two?) is New Vegas.
>I'm seething
I've just seen a few red flags here and there, the last one being nu-V.
>I'm seething that the world isn't a 5,000,000 sq mile open world.
Only retards say this.
>I'm seething that the game isn't 200, 300, 400 hours long with pointless exposition to fill those 400 hours.
We straight up don't know how long the game is. All Witcher games were fairly long.
>I think all Urban games are Grand Theft Auto.
I wouldn't call Deus Ex GTA
>>I'm seething, T-t-t-the game is gonna flop. Y-y-you'll see!
Only retards say this.
>OOOHHH NO MY WORLD IS FALLING APART
Are you okay Adam?

wat?