NINTENDO

NINTENDO

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Won't work, they've got physical stock to coordinate remember. Try targeting leaker candidates instead.

Retailers already sell the game earlier or will be shut down in a lot of countries by friday

post your face when get it 2 days early

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I love Nintendo, but god, do other fans seem determined to make it as cringy as humanly possible.

why would you love a corporation?

If it's any consolation I imagine the image was designed to spread efficiently on Twitter and similar mediums.

Eshops down
Just ship my amazon package faster it's already in the ware house

>I love Nintendo

Are you Nintentoddlers really so fucking selfish that you're trying to use an international disaster as an excuse to get your shitty toy a few days early?

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fucking nintendo network is down and I can't even fucking watch youtube videos on it.

can someone explain how animal crossing is not a game for 8 year olds?

god damn animal crossing fans are dorks

Nintendo attracts a lot of manchildren. There's your answer

>your loyal and loving fans
God, Nincels are such fucking dogs.
It's pathetic.

it's too expensive for a little kid which means an adult needs to buy it

>all ages != just children

Remember that time Yas Forums sent nintendo a thank you card for making the best advertisement reel for E3?

Yes.

I, too, am probably sending an email today. But not to Nintendo. Let's just say it's for a company who is about to release their new game soon.
(not Blizzard)

>I love Nintendo

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ALREADY TO LATE BECAUSE THE STORE I PREORDERED FROM CLOSED TILL APRIL

FUCK PRE-ORDERING FUCK IT

The fucking state of nintendies.
>calls others cringy
>loves a company

Who could forgot that? At least the Iwata one made sense. This one was pure embarassment.

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I assume you are referring to Doom or Bannerlord.

Remember that time Yas Forums sent one to Hideo and Gaben too?

oh wait that'd show that Yas Forums isn't completely nintendo biased whoops my bad

Nah, inExile.

Gaben and Hideo make sense. Sending a card to a faceless company is outright disturbed.

RELEASE

I dont love nintendo and the only game I care about by them is ACNH. It would be a really good thing if they released the fucking game earlier because countires shutting down everything means retailers wont sell shit by friday anyway. give me the fucking game already its on my system.

shut the fuck up

stay mad you little faggot drone

just fuck off already you fucking autist

keep on seething

you sure get mad when some user makes fun of you for loving a fucking corporation huh

thanks, I intentionally entered this thread to feel second hand embarassment!

>Please show the best in humanity by releasing the game today instead of in 2 days
>Please show the best in humanity to lower the price of acceptable 60dollars to 50dollars
>Please show the best in humanity to cater to our entitled desires

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>Faceless company

I thought it was sent to the Treehouse members.

Shit thread.

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Edgey and cool user. FUCK the corporation and government. Only death is our true release

Imagine being a subhuman who enjoys these "games" LMFAO

>it may seem trivial
>it may seem small
lmao

DRONE!
Look mom! I said it! You can't tell ME what to do. I wanna live with Dad. CRAWLING IN MY SKIN!

For fucks sake it's just a game.

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>Kind Reguards

God, I hate arthoes and trannies.

IT'S HAPPENING!

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what the fuck is wrong with your head?

>international disaster
Maybe if you are boomer. But then you are the worse disaster that plagued this world.

Nearly everyone else dosent show any symptoms or very mild symptoms.

I for one dont want to sacrifice my own freedom and private life so we can keep boomers artificially alive for a few more years.

I love this board

It's already available, though.

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yeah...im thinking based

do something about it bitch

NOOOOOOOOO NOOOOOOOO YOU CANT JUST ILLEGALY DOWNLOAD THE GAME LIKE THAT NINTENDO ISNT GONNA MAKE ANOTHER ONE PLEASE STOP EVERYONE STOP HIM STOP HIM NOW

what about sick people? a girl I know with bad asthma has to completely isolate herself indefinitely now

Simple, he actually hates them with a burning passion.

It was.
Too bad they went to shit immediately after.

they ve already put a shitload of money to meme it up for releasing together with doom
they wont do jack shit

Imagine paying for Nintendo products lol

>buying physical in 2020
You did it to yourself fool

Natural selection

just dump the damn xci already

>i know people are about to die in the thousands/millions
>but can you work harder lol

WTF I LOVE BERNIE NOW

I knew some edgy retard would post this. let's just abolish healthcare to weed out the weak then, it's a waste of money and only the strong should survive

It was sent to the Nintendo treehouse members

I know you’re trying really hard to be cool to get Yas Forums‘s approval but to everybody else you come out as an absolute retard. Wether you die or not having high fever and shortness of breath is not cool. You’re better off safe than sorry. We’re here for you user, you don’t need to act like this. Yas Forums is a safe place.

this but unironically

you are awful. there is no need for any shitty "natural selection", especially because this shit is not natural nor how it was delivered all over the world. fuck off

THIS MAN