Where's the hype?

demo in 2days,
full game in three weeks and no threads in sight.

What happened?

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michael won

There's no hype, the game is going to be awfull

I look forward to playing the demo and then forgetting about the full game until its twenty dollars or on psnow or something.

A schizo can't win.

What makes you say that? we haven't even tried the game yet.

What are the chances of some modder ripping jill's model from the demo and making a day 1 julia voth patch for the full release?

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It looks cool but I just don't buy games for full price anymore.

Didn't you get the memo? Every new game is terrible. It's all about the new TORtanic.

resident evil 3 was bad

damn I need to start shilling this to my friend so he can get bored of it in a week and I can play it like re2

It just looks like a reskin of RE2 to me. It was an alright game, but extremely short, my first playthrough took just under 4 hours, and that was while exploring every nook and cranny. And before the retards chime in, no, running through the same game 4 times is not new content.

The game looks awful.
The predecessor was terrible.
Crapcom is going full retard.
Even zoomies are starting to wake up to this bs.

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imagine being an amerimutt strolling outside knowing you were circumcised
and then you go past this absolute madman rambling in circles about some chink video game and sometimes cosplaying Cornholio

why is modern life so strange

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1) same game as re2

2) jill looks like a man. imagine if they made tifa look like a man.

Jill no look good. Me need to coom.

@499608956

kys tripfag

I drink too much to post all the time.

I watched one trailer and Jill said fuck like 8 times for no reason and gave off "stronk female character" vibes. Also, Carlos is a completely different person now and Nemesis looks retarded. So, that was enough for me. I pretty much lost all interest immediately after watching that trailer. Plus, I thought the RE2R was just worse than the original anyway and this game is apparently being developed by a b-team and won't even have the mercenaries mode made famous by the original RE3. What is there to be hyped about, exactly?

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>stronk female character
DO YOU ALL REALISE THIS IS A REMAKE OF A 20 YEAR OLD GAME. "STRONK FEMALE" IS NOT A NEW THING

I'm hype, but you can only talk about how hot a specific RE character is in this cesspool. it's not worth it. maybe there will be some discussion after the demo is out.

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Just got temporarily laid off from one of my two jobs yesterday. instantly called the manager at the other job and asked for more shifts. The other job will probably close soon too. Then I'm fucked financially. There's a reason I had two jobs. because Justin Castreau destroyed this country. Now how am I going to afford bills and my massive debt? Resident Evil 2 remake I didn't like anyways. Which is weird because RE2 and RE3 are my two favourite RE games. Couldn't be bothered to even finish the remake. Not fun at all. Just frustrating. I love the RE1 remake. Why couldn't they do 2 and 3 like that? Would have been way better.

Also, Jill's face is so generic. I liked her remake/revalaitons/RE5 face. This one is boring and generic.

What did any of the first half of that post have to do with RE3?

because I can't afford to pay 80 dollars for it. The deluxe edition will probably be 120 bucks.

>psnow
Lol

my guess he's an aspie with no friends to confide in why bully him for sharing? keep your head up lil aspie

>Kill off Resident Evil fans with Resident Evil 6
>Build a new Resident Evil first person horror fan base with Resident Evil 7
>Kill off both the Resident Evil 2 Remake Hype fan base and the Resident Evil 7 fan base by releasing a Third Person action focused Resident Evil with tons of cut content and little replay value
>Show off the trailer and game play of Resident Evil 3
>Kill off the Resident Evil 3 fans by giving Nemesis a nose and including Metal Gear Solid V styled bullet time aiming

The only reason they can justify selling this reused asset sequel is because they tacked on that versus mode

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why are Yas Forumsirgins so autistic and petty

Of course there is no hype, Jill looks like shit.

>caring about capcom at full price during the coofing pandemic.

people got better things to do marketing shills.

They included resistance in for free because the game was dogshit. I played it during beta test and it felt like a shitty 5 dollar steam game. They knew people would hate it so they bundled it with RE3 for ((free)) and will make their money back through loot boxes.

You have no idea what you're talking about, kid. "Strong female characters" are absolutely a new thing. I grew up watching Xena, Buffy, etc. Female characters like them are nothing like the "Strong female characters" of today. They were sexy, feminine, kind and caring towards men, and just happened to be strong (usually for supernatural reasons, which made them way more believable as welĺ). Nowadays "strong female characters" are just man-hating cunts that have superiority complexes and entitlement issues. They are insufferable bitches doing ridiculously unbelievable things like beating down trained men twice their size while quipping about how superior women are and how useless men are. It's not the same thing.

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>Kill off both the Resident Evil 2 Remake Hype fan base and the Resident Evil 7 fan base by releasing a Third Person action focused Resident Evil with tons of cut content and little replay value
Completely false head canon. RE2 is my top game of ALL TIME and REmake 2 was my GOTY 2019

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how much sex have you had since growing up the 90s? mommy issues? please divulge I'm writing a report on your kind

I pre ordered it already and seeing the schizoid make the same arguments he made when 2 came out just to get BTFO again gets boring.
He's legit moved his goalposts to the point where if it doesn't outsell GTAV then it flopped, even though this game will sell gangbusters and they'll be clamoring to make more.

> I grew up watching Xena, Buffy
>They are insufferable bitches doing ridiculously unbelievable things like beating down trained men twice their size
please tell me this is bait lmao

this user truly knows.

Fuck off with your mental gymnastics cunt

You know, we had a couple of threads here, where people talk about their age, job, salary (OMG teh datamining!!) and people make fun of me because I work at the gas station.
>At what point did you fuck up your life, user?
And now, with corona virus and business closing, my job is still safe. People still need to drive.

That being said, I am definitely hyped for the game. But just like user said, too much profanities don't make a game more serious. It just looks silly

>beat RE2make 4th Survivor last night
god damn I was shaking like a leaf and my heart was going nuts
MY EXTRACTION POINT

im hyped user

should i play the REmake2 first person mod Yas Forumsros? also anybody got any paid mod download links?

now you gotta do tofu

Xena and Buffy weren't insufferable characters. And their power was supernatural/believable.
How is it mental gymnastics? Female empowerment in media has gone to retarded extremes in the past decade or two. It's literally not the same. You'd know this if you weren't an ignorant zoomer late for his gender studies class.

just use cdkeys or something mate

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Game is gonna be awful.

have sex

DLCs are way harder, if you ask me. I still haven't beat them.
As a Zero fan, I want to see more mini games like Leech Hunter. That was fun. Survival, with limited ammo, but without big stress and/or time limit.

STOP DIRECTLY POSTING YOUR FUCKING VIDEOS YOU LIVING SHIT

thanks to this post I clicked it so fuck u too

No.

Show me lewd pics of nu-Jill

Reminder that MichaelDoesLife outed himself as just another shitposter

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How can world-class veteran video game critic Michael Does Life just be a shitposter?

>it's a michael thread

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Who here /pre-order/, /day-one/, /fuck-N/, /and-fuck-Michael/?

>wait a few months
>get the game for 20 burger bucks just like REmake 2 deluxe edition

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I'm not poor though, bought it for 34 britbong coins

Capcom shills are off due to corona virus.

game is trash

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