Lifts-Her-Tail: I must finish my cleaning, sir. The mistress will have my head if I do not!
Crantius Colto: Cleaning, eh? I have something for you. Here, polish my spear.
Lifts-Her-Tail: But it is huge! It could take me all night!
Crantius Colto: Plenty of time, my sweet. Plenty of time.
END OF ACT IV, SCENE III
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Dar-Ma would have been the only Argonian girl I'd fuck as a human.
What makes Dar-Ma so special?
I want to be an Argonian gf!
The farts
Naivete
Heart of gold.
/trash/ is down isnt it?
All Yas Forums boards are down.
I always imagined the guy in the story as a human, it feels weird to see him shown as another Argonian even in a parody.
It's not even an argonian name
No but really I'm sure whoever draw that hasn't played the game, as per usual
It's a generic porn gag scenario, it's not based on the book beyond the "polish my spear" euphemism. The artist did play the game.
Preferable way to go
>The artist did play the game.
Wrong.
He means that the name of the guy, that is Crantius Colto, isn't Argonian you baka dum-dum
Not wrong.
Dumbass.
I think very wrong. It's clear they haven't
Nigger, "polish my spear" is a joke that's extended far beyond the fucking book. It's used outside of that context all the damn time.
The artist also did play the game, this shit was made in like 2006 and it's by the same person.
you're retarded
OK I don't know what you're talking about any more but it's certainly not what I was
A sign of autism is not being able to follow a conversation. These comics you claim come from an artist who "never played the game" were all created before Youtube even took off. There's literally no way they could have known besides playing the game.
replaying oblivion as an argonian with big tits and a skimpy armor mod, only way it could be better is if i could wife dar-ma
>A sign of autism is not being able to follow a conversation.
Agreed. Doesn't change the mistakes they made making it seem like they haven't played it, merely heard of it
Oh and by the way, Oblivion released a year after Youtube...
And these comics were made in 2008. But you wouldn't know that.
>Oh and by the way, Oblivion released a year after Youtube...
Youtube never grew in popularity until 2007 after the Google purchase. Lets Plays and other shit weren't a thing, zoomer.
Rate all the Skyrim girls Yas Forums
Deeja
From-Deepest-Fathoms
Keerava
Shahvee
Wujeeta
I don't know, I've had a YT account since 2006
Well anyway, it's clear they haven't played it if you browse through the comics, not just these particular ones in this thread
it's clear you're confusing jokes for "not having played the game"
Shahvee > Deeja > From-Deepest-Fathoms (for that sick 25% Dwarven armor and weapon bonus) > Keerava > Wujeeta
Nope. Not the jokes, the factual mistakes
shahvee = keerava > deeja > F-D-F > wujeeta
>for that sick 25% Dwarven armor and weapon bonus
You didn't mention how she actually has the best body out of them all.
people make mistakes even after having played games, especially back in 2008 when the idea of using a wiki wasn't commonplace.
>you will never experience a fat tiddy argonian pouring booze on her milkers and letting you tongue clean her bosom
The polish my spear comic was made in 2010, a year before Skyrim, five years after TES Wiki and three after Youtube was already filled with gaming material
They just wanted to draw lizards about an epic meme from a game they'd never played. If you'd play it you'd see it as well
and do you have proof of this? do you have proof the person wasn't just making jokes or it was a simple mistake from not paying attention to all the details? why are you such a schizo?
>five years after TES Wiki
Nobody uses that shitty wiki.
UESP has been up ten years by that point.
Is it worth getting Skyrimjob if I am a consolemonkey with no PC?
Do you have proof against it? Do you realize all you've been doing is trying to avoid every point and fact by calling me a schizo, zoomer and an autist? Go play Oblivion for the first time and don't be like the artist. Zoomer schizo.
>Deeja
5/10 - nobody likes treacherous, dishonest cunts; only worthy of one-night stand
>From-Deepest-Fathoms
7.5/10 - former adventurer/tomb raider is a nice touch but otherwise pretty basic
>Keerava
7/10 - all that yakking at her beloved doesn't add much beauty
>Shahvee
10/10 - pure love
>Wujeeta
8.5/10 - diamond in the gutter
the burden of proof isn't on me. you claimed the person has never played the game because x detail in a gag comic doesn't line up. prove it.
I personally enjoyed Vanilla skyrim for quite a while if you never played it. It's the best "master of nothing, apprentice of all" game out there, but it does a half job at everything, still.
If you can find it for like 15 or less bucks with all DLC sure, go for it.
Nah man, go read the comics and see for yourself
Though you'd have to know a thing or three about the games beforehand
>5/10 - nobody likes treacherous, dishonest cunts; only worthy of one-night stand
That's not true at all!
i have read them, i can't make any assumptions on if the person has played the game or not.
has everybody who has ever said "luke, i am your father" not seen empire strikes back?
What makes Wujeeta so divisive?
Drug use
I'd wager EVERYONE who's ever said "Luke, I am your father" has never even seen the movie since the real quote is "No, I - am your father"
Mandela Effect, many people saw the movie decades ago and believe it's "Luke, I am your father." A lot of people still believe the line was edited after release.
Seek help.
don't remind me user
Ah yes, now I finally realize. The person DID play Oblivion.
based Vuko
>the tail
oh fuck
i like the wholesome girls but also want deeja to force herself onto me. crazies and crack heads need not apply
Maybe, MAYBE the argonian asking the other to polish his spear isn't crassius curio's self insert, but just some random lizard dude? The fuck are you autists on about?
I'm excited for TES VI purely because it might reinvigorate the porn scene. I need more hot argonian girls getting gangraped by monsters.
That's what I was saying, but apparently that's not possible to this other idiot.
>It's not an exact representation of the book so the artist never played the game!
It's their oc insert while their boyfriend was playing the game and they were trying to get his attention by drawing this comics. The artist has no idea what the game is about.
I tought i wasnt a scalie but this thread is making my cock get rock hard
Ahhh.... ahhh..... anons.... i need it sucked any volunteers...?
Not the point. It's not trying to be the the lusty argonian maid directly, it's a reference to it
This. Fuckin newfags.