With all the bad news going on in the world, Animal Crossing is what we all need right now

>that feel when you're a delivery driver whose mad at the world and coughs into peoples food

doing...my.. part..

What is the next two letters of your last name sir

No, he's crying.

I hope this isn't serious because the most at risk are people over 60.

it's water trickling down his body. See the water on his chest and legs

I only have two names

>thinking soijaks arent always not serious
Is this your first time here or something

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>namefag is autistic
Colour me surprised

Is that the nerd?

Are you over 60? No? Then stop hoarding all the fucking toilet paper nigger.

twitter

Dude if I knew who you were I would beat the fuck out of you.

based and typhoid marypilled

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>killing off random old people would benefit the liberals more than the conservatives
>only the liberals care about protecting these people

>not walking around in public hunched over and wrapped in a blanket, loudly coofing on anyone who annoys you
shiggidy

>NOOOOOOOOOO YOU CANT JUST PUNCH SOMEONE FOR LOOKING AT YOU

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americans, prepare your anus, your president is incompetent, you will be stuck in your house for months and will only be able to leave to buy groceries, which will take the whole afternoon since you'll have to wait in queue outside for hours. There will be police everywhere outside waiting for you to make a quick buck.

>it's "liberals politicize current events and conservatives attack them for being petty" week
>tune in next week when it's the exact opposite

what is wrong with these babies

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Maybe that's because, I dunno, liberals tend to gravitate towards protecting the weak? Fucking retard.

>liberals politicized this
>not conservatives who wanted to pretend America was immune to viruses because otherwise it would hurt the stock market

>yurop
imagine

this or I'll shit on your front step and wipe my ass with your mail

>Dude if I knew who you were I would beat the fuck out of you.
>*coof coof*

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>conservatives politicized this
>not liberals who intentionally stirred up mass hysteria and crashed the market over fucking nothing because it's an election year and they're desperate for a way to push Biden over the line

It's semen coming out of his anus you idiots

checked and redpilled

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>durrrrr schizophrenia bad, necrophilia bad

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>over nothing
>meanwhile Trump institutes a national emergency
>but it's all a liberal lie

Avgn doesn't care about sooner trash like the new animal crossing

I'm old boar

everyone wants AC right now but it's not really a binge game, is it? From what I understand you can only play it a few hours a day before there's just not much else to do.

Nincels are a cult, it should be obvious at this point.

Fucking kek

Early game is especially barren.

Come take my toilet paper if you want it so much. But be aware that I'm armed and if you enter my house, I will shoot.

Bidet chads win again.

>over nothing
>meanwhile Trump institutes a national emergency
>but the illegal immigration problem is all a conservative lie

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i think you might be retarded

>conservative does thing
>that's because it's conservative
>conservative does different thing
>that's because liberals
Okay sure man. I'm the one trying to cope with reality.

with restaurants being closed now, will the stores even be fucking open by Friday?
as long as the grocery store called Walmart is still open at a certain point of the day, surely I can still buy the game
I can't buy stuff online via amazon or whatever, or cant buy digital, please dont ask why

BIBENDO

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lol as long as gas stations are still open and selling cigarettes, my ass will be working. today i had to work an 18 hour shift overtime anyway, but such is the warehouse life

What the fuck

How is it that Wojak has overtaken Pepe in being the primary reaction image template for shitposters?

yeah it is barren early
New Leaf had you go to the island to catch expensive bugs and fish though, basically a summer whenever, but for New Horizons, seems like people will have to start in March or "September" (6 months ahead/behind March) weather

>trump thinks immigration deserves national emergency
Are you arguing that it wasn't a national emergency?
>trump things covid19 deserves a national emergency
>that's only because liberals

Time travel if you wanna binge play slow when you wanna chill. Part of the appeal. I'm looking forward to the booming online might name my town quarantine zon or Camp Fema.

Human rights are a meme we should weld people in their house with no means of escape and execute people who have the virus dead on site I would have lived and thrived under a fedual king who I respect and respects me I am part of the collective we will survive unlike weak westeners

Point out the lie. Explain how I'm wrong?

You have a duty son you sell cigarettes here.
youtu.be/PQtM1syENmQ

Awww, the poor little republican is sad his left wing president got made fun of. Boo hoo he has to actually choose a leader instead of getting one chosen by God oh no poor republican

I wish the virus killed every wojak autist here

I say put your money where you mouth is and post your info so you appointment to fema can be hastened. It has already been finalized wed just like you to assist with complete compliance.

What really gets me is how Trump really botched it when he could have shown what true closed border isolationism looks like.

But even he fucks that own and now Mexico and Germany close border before him.

The US is a joke.

Wheres your wall now. Can't even quarantine can't even wall.

I'd rather sleep more than be reduced to playing fucking Animal Crossing.

Whatever you believe or not, China is now back to work again.

Meanwhile, Italy now relies on chinkie supplies to help.

It's bad PR for the West all years long.

I can't believe the West had a headstart but allow this shit to happen. I'm on Winnie the Pooh side now, at least chinkies don't support niggers and open borders and liberal politics like you all do.

It's more relatable and easier to edit

This is unironically correct though. We're all trapped at home while we clean up china's shit sandwich, the public is scared and needs structure.

Most people just can't function well as NEETs like the rest of us do, they need a crutch and it is good for them to have it. The last thing we need is violence stemming from isolation.

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You don't really have a choice. You'll be so willing to join a waiting list for a vaccine that it'll be pathetic.

holy mother of based

Is there a choice though?

What does supporting the west get me? Oh yes, right, nigger culture and the open borders meme, and now literal disease because dirty westerners cannot wear mask.

The West, in January:
>criticizes china for ignoring early warnings and not taking covid seriously enough, then criticizes them again for draconian lockdowns

The West, in March:
>ignores early warnings and doesn't take covid seriously enough, then implements draconian lockdowns

Also the West:
>mass panics and buys years' worth of disposable paper supplies in the span of a few days, followed by a legion of scalpers doing the same for profit

You westerners better get back the fighting spirit, you are a laughing stock of the whole world right now, when europeans rely on chink healthcare to survive.

>insult nintendo
>thread turns into an angry liberal hugbox
Really joggin the noggin.

>We're all trapped at home
i wish i was, stupid coomer

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Aksually, I wouldn't and I would keep on living if I live under Caesar, because I trust in Caesar. Cult of personality works.

Meanwhile, the democracy faggots trust in no one, that's why they panic immediately when crisis hits.

I don't want to trust my government, I want to not fear them

>SOOOOOOOOOONIC HEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOES
based

This but unironically
Everyone is chimping out about about the toilet paper, does no one have a bidet?
Toilet paper is the least of my concerns