Well?

>suffer from urge incontinence
>likely hood of ever having a girlfriend
>low

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I've try and try and try. It just doesn't happen for me.

The one I want doesn't want me.

Why don't you turn 360 degrees and fuck off, bitch.

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Why should I have one?

because my magical powers would be in jeopardy

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why don't you have a boyfriend user?

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I'm ugly. I never leave my house. I have no hobbies or personality. I'm stupid and lazy.

Asian girls are rare in my area and I have no confidence.

Working on it
We are going out almost every day, hopefully I'll finally have a girlfriend.

None of them are pretty enough for me.

Modern social norms have made the average young-adult female into an undesirable partner who is not fit to be a mother.
Those are not affected are few and far between.

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I haven't talked to another human irl that isn't my parents or psych in over 4 years. Can't exactly get a gf if you don't talk to anyone

this.

I rarely go out to clubs and bars lately, friends don't have any girls they could introduce me to despite having ones and they can't itnroduce me to their chicks, those friends that don't have ones somehow know some chicks but they are fucking garbage trash and i tried tinder and had like 50 likes in a month and NO ONE FUCKING REPLIED despite saying shit like oh boys answer us pls, i even tried to reply like i don't give a shit, still - no answers. I live in Russia btw

I missed the girlfriend phase, I would love a wife who loves me.

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>report system is down
>all this off topic crap goes undeleted

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- I'm fat (fixable)
- I have black circles under my eyes with no medical reason (unfixable).

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Have sex incel.

*their chicks can't introduce me to other chicks
Cause most of the time they barely have any, like what the fuck and those are my normie friends too

I don't do out.

I only go outdoors to go to work, and the few people I meet are already in relationships.

God I'm so horny and lonely.

its too much fucking work and time, and literally 99% of women are not worth it. I dont want to fuck random bimbos, either, been there done that. Either find the perfect girl or dont date at all because most girls will fuck you over somehow.

I don't feel like it.

find me one that looks like this

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Country side girls > city girls

Get fucked.

Because modern women are a blight and my waifu is superior

>can post on Yas Forums
>can't report shitty off-topic threads
Oh fuck you, gookmoot.

Looks like a generic basic bitch.

Hiro wants you to stop snitching.

You can usually find them walking out of the local plastic surgery center.

You saying now is a good time to make shit posting threads? brb.

In some cheap porn probably

Shitposting aside, I don´t get how people get gf/bfs easly.

I mean, is it really so common for most people to like someone and then have that person like you back? it´s hard for me to imagine.

My last relationship was really bad. Spent five years with a girl who constantly criticized and nitpicked everything about me and everything I did and it fucked me up pretty bad, made me feel like a real disgusting piece of shit nobody could ever want to be with. It's been almost seven years and I'm mostly over it but now I'm 34 and don't really get much in the way of opportunities to meet women and I live in a city that's pretty lacking in terms of social events or nightlife where I could go out on my own and try to meet somebody.

Don't know how to get one.

I do.

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PLEASE TAKE ME ALLAH I BEG YOU

How do I find one?

How to get JC gf?

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It's a tranny

None of my friends have ever had girlfriends either and they all blame me for it.

She broke up with me about 2 months ago.

I don't know how to meet people and the last person I talked to completely dropped communication.

Not surprised, I initially just thought it was a typical man-faced wh*te woman.

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Oxymoron

how do i get a very buff dude to grope my chest from behind

nigger

youtube.com/watch?v=9ejzqm1KWjg

I would date Rin in a heartbeat

All of you are autists.

just find a gf user how hard coult it be

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Because I would give you the coldest shoulder
My spikes go through boulders, that's why I stay a loner
I was born by myself, I don't need a posse
I get it on by myself, adversaries get shelved

I'm a nomadic loner who plays videogames.

The enjoyment of being alone and being able to do what I want when I want >>>>>>>>> Urge to fuck
I have no real need for one

> I have black circles under my eyes with no medical reason
I've had those as long as I remember myself. No one would not date you because of them alone.

She broke up with me 4 days ago.

please respond

Because you got coronavirus?

Good riddance, user. You're open for business again, imagine the possibilities.

Most people aren't actually that picky. It's basically "Does the idea of having sex with this person disgust me? Does being around them make me miserable?" and if the answer is "no" on both sides then they try going out and see what happens. It usually takes quite a few attempts with decent people until they find one worth sticking with.

My big problem is I can't handle that shit. I'm way too uncomfortable with physical and emotional intimacy to get into it with somebody I just kinda think is OK and that means I go years between relationships and may well never have one again in my life.

It's always either they don't like me or I don't like them

Finding someone who I want to fuck and wants to fuck me is like trying to go back in time

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Are you ugly?

i don't know any girls

>ugly
>boring
>nobody likes nice guys
>too socially autistic to be fun to be around
>beanpole
>always working/doing homework, so never have any time to do anything

I have successfully cultivated every possible reason not to be mate material

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Nobody cares why I don't have a girlfriend, they just want to talk about why they have don't (or do) have a girlfriend. So why even bother answering.

Because males are the superior partner

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anyone else her obsessive or delusional/schizo
not in the ironic "haha i'm so ocd" sort of way, the actual medicated kind
shits a trip

Yes.

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>nobody likes nice guys

That's not true. Everyone appreciates kindness.

i dont want one

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i don't feel most emotions

You liar.

Lower your standards, I know fat and ugly people who have had multiple relationships

I don't think about you at all.

Ive been around females enough to know they dont care about the nice, shy guys. They want someone that either acts like an uncaring douche or is macho. And yes, I know that sounds incel Yas Forums tier but Ive seen it firsthand

>roomate is a huge prick
>is in a supposedly abusive relationship with his gf, they fight all the time
>a female friend even says this, doesnt understand how they stay together(dick probably)
>always rips on him to her syaing he treats her badly
>a few months later tells me and a friend in secret how she has a crush on him

OH SHIT NIGGER IT'S FARFETCH'D HOUR
>OH SHIT NIGGER IT'S FARFETCH'D HOUR
OH SHIT NIGGER IT'S FARFETCH'D HOUR
>OH SHIT NIGGER IT'S FARFETCH'D HOUR
OH SHIT NIGGER IT'S FARFETCH'D HOUR
youtube.com/watch?v=gLGfH1aO13Y
youtube.com/watch?v=Sw8H0fgSp74
IT IS TIME TO POST SOME MOTHERFUCKING FARFETCH'D

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I've been isolated going home and to work since I was 17, I'm 32 now. When I tried a dating site the second I created an account when I was 18~ I kept getting disgusting messages from thirsty 40+ year old ladies, literally hundreds of them. It scared me away from using online dating so I stopped using it quickly. I've had a few women cling to me in online games like MMO's and stuff, probably because I was good at the game and I didn't really care if it was a guy or girl I was hanging out with. But I always realized I was being used as a gate of sorts for these e-girls. They would flirt and do shit with other guys, then when the guys started to get too pushy, they would always hang out with me in game/vent for a few days until poaching another guy. I think I acted as a deterrent or something, cause no guy ever asked me to hook them up with one of the girls even when it was obvious they were thirsty. That kind of put me off women and made me confused on how to approach them, because I didn't want to end up as one of those beta cucklords. I don't play many online games anymore but even in real life I cannot tell if a woman is interested in me or not because I constantly think they always have an ulterior motive.

I honestly don't know what to do anymore.

>boring
>not interested in anything
>probably socially autistic
I have friends and yet I feel so alone

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thank you

Can´t do that.

I mean it literally, can´t force myself to like something I don´t, I have tried, both with people and entertainment, I can´t go agaisnt my desires.

LOOK AT THIS MOTHERFUCKER GO!!!!

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>they dont care about the nice, shy guys

If you don't leave an impression, how can you expect people to feel strongly about you? Staying out of the way isn't the same thing as being nice.

w-wanna play mario kart

step one involves going outside

I'm too busy playing VIDEO GAMES where are the VIDEO GAMES or a better question where are the MODS? mgtow

i will change your diapers user

Why don't you become the gf and date other trans girls?

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DON'T REALLY WANT TO NOW BEND OVER IT'S TIME TO GET FETCHED

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Because trans aren't girls and they never will be.

>going to Yas Forums to discuss video games

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>"Your subie won't do it, but your diesel will. You like computers? Don't you play hockey? Only country music will do. Hope you get a better job so you can support a housewife."

fuck no

even if I was deluded enough to drug myself I wouldn't ever in a million years date someone on the same level of mental illness as me

Yeah most women are filth and lack any kind of logic.

But the other end is presenting yourself as decent father material. If you are responsible and stick to your own values, women will flock to you and here on the country side they value kindness more I feel.

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I'm 6'2" tall and covered in hair from the neck down. I don't think I'd make a convincing girl.

sometimes i wish i could swap sexes at will so i could be bisexual without being a faggot but i accept that it's impossible

OH SHIT HE'S FUCKING EVOLVING

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