You know the drill. Goiter, Gambling and Gays
This time we'll be starting off Siyolo Mofokeng, a boy from some shit slum in Lesotho.
REAL LIFE SIMULATOR
Jaxson Reed
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Aaron Nelson
stats are cut off in the OP, so here they are in full
Austin Moore
fugg
Wyatt Hill
welp, we already have Malaria and our mom was fucking gay guys on the side. I'm sure Siyolo will grow up to be well adjusted.
Tyler Bailey
I spoke too soon.
Camden Scott
well, there's no use crying over spilt milk, this time we're playing as Ozoro Tekle-Ab, the ethiopian reincarnation of Picasso it seems.
Austin Perez
this time we managed to survive long enough for us to actually have a choice. What should we do with our 2 free activity slots?
Michael Lewis
SPORTS
Sebastian Miller
READ
Mason Bell
Our dad is dead and our sister has been fucking badgers so we need to get to work, pick a job.
Nolan Thompson
harry potter
Robert Davis
shoes.
Caleb Martinez
Shoemaker
Joseph Evans
we failed to get the job as a potter so I guess we're making shoes for the white devil now. do we wanna change our activities or keep em on reading and sports?
Christian Fisher
keep them, we need to get /fitlit/
Samuel Watson
Art you dumb nigger
Connor Phillips
we've met a young farm lad, do we bang him or what?
Eli Brooks
also btw here's a MEGA link to the game
mega.nz
Michael Russell
>that appearance and health
god no
Charles Jackson
>14 int
>38 looks
Fuck no
Justin Perry
we dumped the guy, and our dumb bitch of a sister has a permanent brain fracture, which means more work for us. We've also got the oppourtunity to rebel against the government. What do we do?
Oliver Smith
>75 appearance
>99 art
We're in for good shit m8s
Matthew Wilson
The girl is too smart to die for a shithole like Ethiopia, ignore
Dylan Walker
lets not get executed.
Adam Thomas
eh, human rights are overrated anyway. A new ugly son of a bitch has come flocking to us, and worse yet, he's a leper. do we take him in?
Brayden Price
>appearance: 19
Nope.
Jackson Thompson
We're 22 now and our looks and int is fading by the minute. What do we do next?
we can either
>pursue a relationship
>get another job
>or move out on our own
Xavier Perry
lets get the fuck out of here, move out
Bentley Smith
Leave the shothole
Andrew Wood
we've moved out into a shitty one room apartment, and we haven't got much in the way of forging a way out of this situation. However, a spicy deal has landed in our lap. Do we take the risk?
John James
surely it's a small amount of cash in this shithole anyway
Kevin Bailey
don't trust jews
Michael Powell
Go for it, we're gonna be ugly as fuck very soon anyway
Nathaniel Ross
Camden Wood
Do those ever work out in this?
Jace Foster
we're a wee bit poorer now but overall that didn't hit us too bad. What do we do now?
>get a new job
>seek love
>press on and hope something goes our way
Ryan Green
seek love
Wyatt Young
do we go for this guy?
Luis Morris
>Happiness: 7
He'll kill himself if we don't, so yeah.
Daniel Lewis
now that we're spending time convincing this nigger not to kill himself, we can only have one leisure activity. What do we pick?
Lucas Wood
>Selaisse
He's basically descended from a deity. Yes.
Sebastian Ward
Yes help a fellow depressed bro.
Nathaniel Hill
Do some exercise
Jack Flores
we're gonna spend our little free time on getting Yas Forums, what to we do about this gay shit about being a good person or whatever
Bentley Barnes
Lie, you're smart enough to pull it out
Benjamin Cox
Lie.
Dylan Ramirez
the dumb bitch fell for it hook line and sinker
Thomas Anderson
now we got another big deal. keep in mind this is about half our net worth on the line
Anthony Smith
If you are not in you can't win, go for it.
Nolan Green
Invest ebin
Jordan Torres
Don't get scammed twice in a row
Henry Jackson
who could've predicted such an outcome?
Thomas Miller
GOD DAMN IT NOT AGAIN
Asher Taylor
looks like our depressed bf wants to tie the knot before he frenches a 9mm. Do we go for it?
Adam Phillips
>mental health not better
>retarded
>weakling
Not a good prospect.
Christopher Howard
>297 birr
>Still depressed
No.
Austin Harris
>retarded
Not by Ethiopia's standards, that said
>297 birr
Into the trash it goes
Chase Moore
we turned the sad sonuvabitch down, an hero is probably inbound. what do we do now?
>try for another line of work
>break it off with Gebre and find someone more mentally stable
>try and leave this shithole
>hope that papa Selassie shines down on us and press on
Cooper Turner
We need a decent job so we can escape to fucking anywhere else.
Wyatt Watson
>25 years old
We blew it
Carson Lee
choose our new line of work
all is not yet lost
Jaxson Cox
Police Inspector.
Kayden Ross
we didn't get it unfortunately
Christian Richardson
Should have married him, at least to have kids.
Jaxson Bell
Artist, then.
Christian Green
Artist
Logan Gomez
finally we can get those high stats to work. Do we wanna keep getting Yas Forums or focus on something else in our spare time?