He claim to be hardcore yet he never 1cc'd a Touhou game

>he claim to be hardcore yet he never 1cc'd a Touhou game
That's pathetic. You don't deserve to be called a man.

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post your 1cc

Yeah I'm going to cum to this picture later.

Dont play them really, touhous are pretty underwhelming as far as shmups go

I have 1cc'd Gradious V though

I was cumming buckets to my first 2hu 1cc. And to the extras that made me cry shit and bleed. They're fine vidya if you get into then

>playing pixel hitbox games
grow up and play a real schmup

Do I have to go for your balls?

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Aren't Touhou games set on a completely one hundred percent linear pattern?

Go for my cock too otherwise I can't cum

>space jin
based

Yes except Touhou 8

So why do people think it's impressive to memorize the game?

What does this expression convey

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Make this face while I IMPREGNATE you

Shut up and post more kaguya.

Why should I

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Because even if you memorize the game, you still need the skills to evade the bullets.
At least that's what i think.

shut up

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
GET IT?
IT'S BECAUSE THE ARTIST IS KNOWN FOR HIS CBT FETISH
I'M POSTING THIS KAGUYA IMAGE BECAUSE OF THE FETISH HE'S ASSOCIATED WITH. ISN'T THAT A FUNNY AND NEVER BEFORE SEEN POST?

I thought you meant scenarios as in routes you follow through the game, different stages, etc.

Some patterns are static, some are aimed at you, and some are random. It a combination of those 3. The random ones are fucking bullshit sometimes. It's not REALLY impressive since most shmups are harder but they're still really hard games with a very high skill ceiling if you want to score and go for no-miss runs, no bomb runs, etc.

Stop your bitching, you worthless excuse for a "man"

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>tranny trying really hard to ERP is an anime poster.
Like clockwork.

I'm giving you one week to get 1cc or else i'm coming to destroy your testicles

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Left for Vanilla, Right for NTR. The duality of an artist.

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>tranny
I'm not
You seem to think about them a lot

scrotal annihilation

I only got into Touhou recently and i agree, when i finally defeated Flandre it felt really good, i was in a good mood that whole day.

Ah so this is an avatarfag thread and you don't have a 1cc.

La Creatividad

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my autism forces me to play on lunatic but my lack of skill ensures i'll never get one

Diisuke is a great artist but Urumi doesn't deserve NTR shit.

I've 1cc'd a few of them. DDC was probably the most fun, since the collection point mechanic encourages a very risky, fun playstyle. Seija and Shinmyoumaru are also top tier Touhous, so there's that

>into ballbusting
>into hime cuts
>into that stare of disgust/disdain from a woman thing
>into basically any Princess Kaguya based concepts
>never played Touhou
Feels bad man.

No one does
It's a fucking plague

Is she a NEET or /diy/?

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CRUSH MY COCK
WITH A ROCK

Yeah I'm thinking I'm going for Kaguya next in EraTohoTW

>It's a CBT thread

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Autism isn't hardcore

She is unironically a crafter and maybe likes to alter Mayumi's body for fun.

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Any image of a woman with a black hime cut looking at me with disgust is legitimately almost enough to make me orgasm on its own.

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Do PoFV and IaMP count?

There's 0 ballbusting or fetish shit in the main series. All the meme comes from an artist called GalacticJohnny who likes to draw her like that. If that's all that interests you then just look at his art.

I don't think there's anything like 2hu in the world though so I consider it a worthwhile and unique autism-sink

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it's not even disgust
that's just her default expression

Yes. They're still canon. It's just that they're not regular mainline games, hence the different numbering.

PoFV is integer

Damn, i can't belive the eldest daughter is fucking dead

I 1ccd 6 a long long time ago, but I grew out of shmups and didn't keep up with playing them cause they started boring me.

not him but I still wouldn't consider them mainline due to being vs

Got gud enough to barely 1cc PCB on normal like a decade or more ago and haven't really paid much attention to 2hu since aside from the music.

Luna nights was pretty fun though.

soulless eyes

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Where can I play these touhou games?

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>Galatic jhonny
Don't you mean "space jin"?

i WILL protect everyone's balls

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You mean UniversalJones?

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choose

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I told you in the last thread that I did 1cc a Touhou game. EoSD and Imperishable Night.

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Sweet thanks

thank you fire hobo

>spacejin
>hater
>chanta

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So she can suck on them and fondle them like the tomboy slut she is?

>roki

You mean MilkyWayJoe?

I’m aware of SpaceJin and the CBT just being his thing. Also aware it’s not accurate to the game.

I’ve never played many shmups so really should give more a try though.

The sadist

i'd never

That's nothing. Watch this
>YASSY

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I've only 1cc'd two games
and none of em are touhou

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Why would you claim to be a hardcore Touhou fan if you can't even draw your favorite Touhou characters?

Y-yeah?

You guys should keep going and keep drawing. I'd like to see you guys get better

I'm bad at drawing too but I'm slowly trying to get better so I can eventually make a game and draw all I need. I drew a cock for last thread but then it died

I hate it though. I hate drawing anime eyes and the more I look at it the more I dislike it and notice even more flaws. I finally understand how pixiv autismos feel.

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Don't forget her chick please