Reminder that if you

Reminder that if you
>summoned
>parried Gwyn
>didn't fully explore Sen's Fortress
>used Havel's ring
>killed Ornstein first
>got the Drake Sword
>got the FAP ring
>used the stairs in the Capra Demon fight
>ever warped between Bonfires that weren't in Lord Soul boss rooms
>cheesed Ceaseless Discharge
>ever backstabbed an enemy NPC
>used the zweihander
>didn’t kill Pinwheel first
>abused poise
>grinded or farmed any mob
>used the sunlight maggot in the Tomb of the Giants
>killed any Black Knights
>started with the master key
>used a divine weapon in the Catacombs
>used the ring of sacrifice in the first encounter with Seath
>linked the First Flame
You never really beat Dark Souls

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how do I stop thinking about sucking dick bros its so hard

dont think like OP

Sounds like you're mad that your little secret ultra hard club game isn't hard to beat, so now you're pulling out the no true Scotsman tactic. Stay mad, hoe.

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based, the filename on the other hand though

>there are "people" on the internet who type shit like this seriously

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>He leveled up

You didn't beat Dark Souls, scrub. And don't let me catch you using any of that overpowered pyromancy either.

Never understood where the dark souls hard meme came from, it's mildly challenging at best

t. butthurt summonfag falseflagger

If you've seriously done any 3 of these you've already lost the game of life.

>used the ring of sacrifice in the first encounter with Seath
literally the only valid use for ring of sacrifice in the entire game

go check the darksouls subreddit, there are posts every day about people who took years to beat it. it's hard for normies

Reminder if you ever used a weapon other than your bare fists and used any armor at all, then you never really beat Dark Souls.

Dark souls 1 was peak sun bro territory and I loved being a sun bro, living in australia I played a lot with japanese super gamers who clearly didn't need any help but sometimes I'd get summoned by someone who is really desperate for help with a boss and it was a great feeling to be the one they turned to, I imagined them seeing my incandescent yellow summon sign and instantly relying on it more than some regular white one.

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most are 40 year olds with a 6.0 second delay from their vision to their movement

Reminder that if you are aware of Dark Souls existence, you never really beat it.

if you video games

The actual promo shit for the game. Demon's Souls was considered hard, and they really wanted their game to stand out. So, they spun the yarn yelling "PREPARE TO DIE!!1!" on everything mention of the game. Ridiculous. It wasn't so bad until the PCKiddies got a hold of the game and really pushed that "This game is so hard, I died 10 billion times!" That peaked other autismos and the snowball rolled from there.

>go check the darksouls subreddit
No thank you. Don't you ever say shit like that to me again.

I can solo every boss at SL1 but I still summon sunbros every time I see a sign.

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Reminder if you didn't beat o&s naked using only an unupgraded whip while doing the sun gesture between every attack you didn't beat dark souls

So, THIS is the power of the f*male brain

Because it is really hard if you actually try to fight every enemy. If you jack up your endurance so you can run past enemies like most fags then no, obviously it's not going to be very hard.

>getting this butthurt over an obvious joke
found the summoner

>play it my way or you played it wrong

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>Intentionally don't use resources the game gives you because it's more "authentic" that way
If you want the game to be harder, maybe you should go play a game that's actually hard instead of coming up with an arbitrary challenge run to try to make the game something it's not?

>dark souls is a hard game
MHFU>All souls games.

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I swear this list gets longer each time its reposted

Reminder if you didnt clang, You didnt beat negro souls.

I really hope none of you actually summoned for a boss. How embarrassing.

I did all these things :)

>fill your game with shit that trivializes half of it
Was this good game design

Nah, there's a second valid one. If you die with lots of souls, you can put a ring of sacrifice until you get your souls back. If you die a second time during the run the stain stays at the same place and your souls don't vanish.

or using a weapon, or controlling the game with anything but Alexa voice controls, blindfolded, on dial up

yes, its called organic difficulty setting rather than a slider

>or controlling the game with anything but Alexa voice controls, blindfolded, on dial up
>He uses sounds
If you didn't do it with the game muted too it doesn't count.

damn it, brb

OP is a pleb

If you haven't played through Dark Souls with a Guitar Hero guitar controller.
You haven't really beaten Dark Souls

>Guitar Hero guitar controller
You're a casual. Get back to me once you complete the game with a DDR dance pad.

Where my cleric Chads at?

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Based. Finally somebody gets it.

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I'll do you one better: I finished Dork Souls with cheats, twice, and loved it.

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fgtbgt
If you summoned you did in fact lose the game of life.the rest is obviously the summoners own overwrought drivel and deflection. He’s ashamed at himself that he had to call in the cavalry to do his job for him. He is a literal cuckold who cannot work a controller. He cannot stop feeling bad about needing help to beat a children’s toy that he posts this shit non stop to draw others to him to feel better. If he ever marries he may look for a summon sign to bring you into the bedroom and finally make his partner coom. Pathetic.

You cheated not only the game, but yourself.

You didn't grow.
You didn't improve.
You took a shortcut and gained nothing.

You experienced a hollow victory.
Nothing was risked and nothing was gained.

It's sad that you don't know the difference.

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Would be nice if the mace moveset wasn't so boring in DS1.

Is kotaku shutdown because of the Wu-tang virus?

Holy set is literally God tier fashion, i really missed this set in 2 and 3

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What's "organic" about it?

Cope.

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Me personally, I play Dark Souls exclusively with the Steel Battalion control setup

I like the archdrake robes better

It's pretty good too, 2 also has bonus points because it included the paladin set from DS1

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Cuckold confirmed. Do you need a summon for your next post?

curse filter

You have no right to talk about autismos after writing a post like that sperglord.

I got my 100% achievement in remaster and I'm just going for the same in ptde. I have:
>Firebombed Capra demon
>Bow cheesed queelag
>Bow cheesed manus
>Bow cheesed sif
>Dupe glitched
>Save scummed

And it's still my favourite game. In fact if I couldn't cheat and cheese I don't think I'd like it nearly as much.

>Circle strafes
>Back stabs
Nothing personnel

Don't tell me you guys had to use your physical body to beat this game? You are all literally soulless.

Playing through DS3, just killed Dragonslayer armor. How far away from the ending am I?

That was the final boss

reminder if you haven't beaten all the leaders of the world and conquered the whole planet solo unarmed without stealth irl your dark souls run is invalid

>Have you gone to Archdragon Peak yet?
No, went to untended graves before finishing Lothric castle though.

wasnt their a skip for seath where you didnt need to wear a ring, I think you jumped on the books or book cases in his first boss room or something.

Reminder that this game during its time was true peak Yas Forums. This board has never been the same since.