Bros

>go to pharmacy
>find whatever specific bullshit they're requesting
>it's out of stock
>call the customer
>they don't pick up
>text them and ask what they want to replace it
>wait 3 minutes for their retarded ass to respond
>they want something else that's out of stock
>suggest something else instead
>get it
>wait behind slow ass boomers panic buying toilet paper
>pay
>get in car
>drive
>wait for slow ass lights
>finally get there
>hand them their shit
>$5.50 with no tip
Thanks Postmates.

YOU CAN TAKE MY HEART

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>wow! my boring dull quarantine life now is just like that game!
kojimababies shooting their foot

AND HOLD IT TOGETHER AS WE FALL APART

That'rr teach you to make fun of me
baka gaijin

>global pandemic has people stay inside

woooooow kojima is a fucking genius

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well shit when you're right you're right sorry kojimbo

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>arbitrary plot device is now relatable, that means my game is good
Haha no, but it does mean that you can post about it again for the first time since two days after release.

Worked for MGS2

Is Kojima Nostradamus?
First Make America Great Again and now this

el visionario...

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bet this guy feels really smart right now, like he hit the nail on the head, if only he knew

The creative dad?

this

The mall was empty today. First time I've ever seen a Starbucks without a line.

yes

yes, dad of video games

*sips monster*

I recently flew home from seatac, shit was freaky no TSA line. Plus on mandatory sick time because of it.

I mean, it's not your fault they were out, but I wouldnt feel like tipping either. I usually only ever give $2 to delivery guys

The President of the United Cities of America, Wash Handman

DIOS MIO

LA CREATIVIDAD...

kek

lmao

Did you rike it?

Big boss and his Phantom

This particular scenario is fiction but it's typical of these "deliver anything" services. It's why I don't work for postmates any more. It's just gambling for tips.

Out of all the cosplayers you jerk off to this ugly ass bitch, OP?

bro

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>women

How does he do it? Every single time he is correct.

why did anyone pretend that the landscape and environment looked good in DS?
it looks so unnatural and shitty. like a hobby toy train board

Actually play the game, it looks unreal

It looks like Iceland.

People had enough from tendies lying about the eye sore that is botw and wanted to show you how good environments look like.

>Why are normalfags like this?

LIKE DUDE EVERYTHING IS JUST LIKE [PRODUCT]

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>unreal
yeah, that’s what i said

Imagine still watching TWD in fucking 2020

unreal in a way that you cant believe how good it looks

isn’t it supposed to be the usa though?
kojima is such a retard tb h

People were saying that was stupid? I thought it was more like people were complaining about everything else.

Normalfags are only capable of thinking of within the context of current year. Unless a piece of pop culture is involved, then it can go back a couple of years

Life imitates art.

nah unreal as in „not real“, unnatural

hahahaha no youre too late maybe next time youll think before you post you look like an idiot now and it will be archived for all time holyyyyy shit hahahahaha

Looks natural to me.

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But that's exactly like Yas Forums

for real though
how does kojima see the future? this is not the first time this has happened, it cant be luck

>uh lets add a waterfall here
>and uuuh just add a small step so we can have TWO watefalls
Who fucking designs this shit?

bros... she's right... it really says a lot about our society when you think about it...

Who fucking designs this shit?
Plate tectonics

>Drump tested negative
>"KOJIMA WAS RIGHT AGAIN! HE PREDICTED THE FUTURE"
>"HE MADE THE CAMERA AND THE DARK SOULS MECHANIC"

Umbrella?

You're a cheap deadbeat.

why does it have the umbrella corp logo
what the fuck

Death stranding is a poorly written, mechanically boring and very badly paced game. No amount of meme shitting is going to make it relevant.

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>when you don't have an actual personality so you project pop culture that people within your sphere of influence are familiar with to try and fake having a personality
guaranteed this same guy wonders why girls don't find him "interesting"

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>Xbros and ESL-kun seething over a few references

Four months on and still mad over the GOTY lmao

I guess you just don’t get how time fall works.

How about, don't work jobs that you can lose money at. Serving at actual restaurants is an established and mostly stable career. Delivery shit like doordash/grubhub/ubereats/etc are not sustainable income. You'd actually be better off at a McJob.

>Every restaurant is closed, family owned restaurants completely sank
>Just work at a restaurant bro, job security

You'll notice in that post I quoted I said I don't work for postmates anymore. Thanks though Mr Non-reader.

Even regular delivery services are pretty shit. I had a uber eats driver fuck up my order and he brought the wrong bag. Then he blamed the McDonalds saying they gave him the wrong one, and by the time he brought the right order it was cold. He also didnt offer anything to make up for the mistake

>GOTY
AHAHHHAHAHAHAHA
Oh wait you were serious?

It's not my job to pay you extra for doing your job. I already get charged a delivery fee, I dont care if it doesnt to you, I'm still paying it. You'll take your $2 and be grateful I didnt give you nothing

tru

That hasn't happened in decades.

this but unironically. He has a weird way of predicting the future

You must be high as a kite.