Kojima's quarantine advice: "Don't play video games"

They're stuck in the 90's, actually.

>Brainlets need to see something to believe it
>Underdeveloped prefrontal cortex makes it difficult to simulate cause and effect without visual aids
>Can only read picture books

This is your brain on video games.

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pretty good

That got a chuckle from me. Cheers user.

Paper books: soul
E-readers: anti-soul

Yet it will still have a 200 million budget

I almost missed the joke. Good one user.

It had better smell like blood and combust when I flip to the wrong page.

>kojima: playing games is fine
>Yas Forums: "KOJIMA SAID DON'T PLAY GAMES"

That's only true if you stick with young adult fiction.

Text fags absolutely btfo and seething

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You’re retarded

Do VN's count?

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kek everytime

FUCK YOU KOJIMBO, YOU'RE NOT MY DAD

>Reading literature is mind-numbing
I'm sure it is for you user

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>created camera
>created steals genre
>tell people not to play videogames
Why Yas Forums hate him, again? I think its you guys who are hacks here

He's just trying to look smart. He's one step removed from Yas Forums contrarians trying to look sophisticated by hating on every popular thing.

This guy might be the living proof that reading doesnt make you smarter

There's no soul in yenpress's shitty translations.

Yes, reading Harry Potter and Narnia will make you intelligent.

>Books
Zzzzz...

Honestly, Kohima going back to VN style games isn't such a bad idea.

Honestly though, Kojima is the perfect example of someone who fails upwards

Books
>imagine the incredible
Movies
>see the incredible
Games
>do the incredible

I'll go with the latter, thank you, Hackjima.

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I said literature. Learn to read faggot.

Peter principle should be renamed as Kokima principle

don't play video games, play Death Stranding instead

RO-RO-FIGHT DA POWAH

Ok kojima, I'll go catch up on one piece, definitely a better use of my time than games

Both of you are retards. Reading can be good or bad depending on what you read. Only turbo-tards think in black and white.

And what are those, retard?

Man getting into this series a few years ago, after having a few extra years of Yas Forums hype, was such a disappointment. At least it led me to Annerose.

r/woosh

How the fuck can that chink even read with eyes like that lmao

la creatividad....

How can /lit/ ever recover?

He never struck me as dumb. If anything his games indicate that he's interested in a lot of things and spends a lot of time thinking about these things, even if only from a laymans perspective.

>used to read 600+ page books every day, cover to cover
>sometimes more than one
>can't even make it through the first chapter of a book now

Don't do Internet, kids. It ruins your attention span.

>Read all the books in my home
>woah I feel so good
>Lights go out, curfew and state of authoritarism starts
>have to board windows so no natural light unless you want riders stealing your shit/killing you
>I should have left the books for the end so i could read them at candle light
>cannot play my vidya log because no electricity
>KOJIMAAAAA

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>Only turbo-tards think in black and white
What color do books come in, retard?

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And I already stated what books are worth reading, anything else can be consumed through other mediums.

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Kojima sure likes ripping off books

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He is like a 15 year old kid that takes a look at concepts that doesnt understand but thinks they sound cool and adds them to their games anyway. For a guy who loves reading his narration skills are abysmal

typically some sorta tan/peachy paper with black lettering but i hear they have color now

I can tell you were heavily bullied in highschool.

Dios mío, escucha lo que dice la creatividad!

I dunno what to tell you user. Ideally look at the stuff that's older but still around, that's usually a good sign the book resonated with many people and will with you as well. Literature is complicated.

This, don't play video games, read Umineko.

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you're better off reading harry potter and narnia than Yas Forums posts
if anything you'll learn to speak without saying "cringe based retard seethe cope dilate"

The ultimate narrative experience is _music_ though

If you did spend your childhood reading Harry Potter, Narnia and other low brow Fantasy and Science-Fiction, chances are you ended up on Yas Forums anyway. Speaking from experience, here.

>books are waiting to be read
And games are waiting to be played, movies are waiting to be watched, and my dick is waiting to be jerked off. What's this hack's point?

But that's wrong, user. Reading novels forces you to use your imagination and imagination is among the most important tools a person can have. Even Einstein agreed about the importance of imagination. Maybe you're just a brainlet who can't think three-dimensionally?

LA CREATIVIDAD

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Go back to plebbit you fucking faggot

>get diagnosed with attention deficit disorder as an adult
>get prescription pills to help me concentrate
>spend hours on reading books in Morrowind Vivec library

He was right all along. he tried to warn us and we didn't listen.

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>imagination is among the most important tools a person can have
95% of people and historically 99% of people go through life without once needing an "imagination."

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i'm into femdom so yes i let girls poke me and beat me up and make fun of me and touch me in weird ways

Yas Forums wouldn’t survive a discussion on /lit/, even with ironic shitposting on it’s side.

Never said any of those.

I'm almost 30 and have only read like 3 books in all my life. I even got my bachelor's degree without ever reading a book... Just Wikipedia and Youtube.