Red Button >Disband all games journalism outlets, removes all mentions of gaming from mainstream media, and the government no longer intervenes in video games
Blue Button >No microtransactions, loot boxes, or garbage DLC. No in game advertisements. Games are sold as complete. The only add ons to games are high quality expansions priced fairly that add a lot of value and content to the game.
Yellow Button >All online games maintain a minimum player count of 15,000. All multiplayer games have couch-coop or LAN capabilities. Single Player experiences are never watered down for the sake of multiplayer.
Green Button >Instantly progress video games and their technology 4 generations (as in NES>SNES, etc) forward. All games from the skipped generations are still available.
Purple Button >Whatever gaming peripherals, consoles, PC parts, etc. you want are all given to you for free for the rest of your life. These cannot be resold or given away, or a magic FBI super soldier raids your house and kicks your ass.
Orange Button >A studio will design 3 video games to your exact specifications. Each game has the budget of a typical AAA game.6
Black Button >Permanently disband 3 game companies; their employees never to be able to work in the industry ever again.
White Button >Permanently revive 3 game companies or restore existing ones to their past glory. They will remain high quality through their lifespan.
I push the "everyone dies" button because these threads are gay and so is OP.
James Cox
This is too much to read for Yas Forums. Fuck off OP.
Samuel Sullivan
Orange Button sounds pretty good.
Blake Allen
Red.
Nathaniel Baker
Realistically, the blue button. But if I pushed the orange button i'd want a continuation to the original spyro trilogy that isn't complete dogshit.
William Turner
Can I disband Sony, Microsoft, and Tencent since they all have game divisions?
Ryder Bell
Orange button. I make Spore 2 the way it was meant to be with Will Wright in charge and the entire EA team back together. We also resurrect Darkspore and integrate it into Spore 2.
> red Just play japanese vidya. No one who doesn't game doesn't care for journalism or media. The only people who seethe about it are gamers who ridicule these articles and give them the most exposure. The only articles I see are on Yas Forums reposts, but I dont open those threads, because I don't care > blue There are games without those shits. If you are dumb enough to buy a game with mictrotransactions then remove yourself. > yellow There is a reason online games die. Let it stay that way. > green Creates too much of backlog > purple I'm not poor > Orange Pretty sure a team of developers are way better at game design than I am and my games would come out shitty regardless of how cool I think the story is or whatever. > black button I don't care if people buy shitty games > white button There is a reason these games companies didn't succeed.
Yellow but only if it gives me all online cheevos too
Christian Thomas
>purple I obtain hundreds of GPUs and mine bitcoin on a scale never before seen. I then sell the bitcoin, and live the rest of my life comfortable.
Brody Davis
Easy, the orange one
Robert Roberts
Red.
The rest are nice to have but without pressure from games journalism nor governments creatives would be free to make what they actually want, and will never curb to anyone.
Owen Lee
This but unironically
William Thomas
They'd be free to stuff as many microtransactions and lootboxes as possible and no one would regulate or report on it. Red is the sounds good on paper but would absolutely backfire button.
Brody Anderson
The only buttons I care about are the red and white buttons.
Adam James
>blue literally zero downsides compared to the rest
Jose Scott
Microtransactions and Lootboxes are generally unregulated right now. Who is to say the status quo wouldn't keep?
Regardless, the free market is always free to correct any poor behavior.
Sebastian Reyes
I want Soul Sacrifice 2 and Freedom Wars 2 but i guess I'll go fuck myself
Ryan Richardson
delete video games button
Austin Price
>red worthless button that kills gaming by silencing the media >blue worthwhile button >yellow worthless. forced labor camps to maintain mp player count inbound >green worthless, the journey is part of the fun >purple worthless. just utterly retarded. >orange worthless, almost everyone here is an idiot with shit dreams. leave game making to people with actual vision >black worthless. destroy a company whose inner working you have no idea about. why not just remove the toxic elements of the company and watch it thrive? >white worthless. you likely don't know anything about the people that made up these companies and where they are now. reforming that old company might mean a bunch of your other favorite games don't get made.
I choose the brown button. It forces OP to admit that he sucks cocks and bans him from the internet for life.
Carter Bell
>You get to press one of the following buttons: >Red Button I feel like this would be worse than better. Journalism isn't all bad you know? >Blue Button Doesn't affect you, if you don't play shit games, but could be nice to have. >Yellow Button I feel like this could be exploited, since you can make any multiplayer game and it would have a large playerbase. Slap on some microtransactions and you have an easy money machine. You can also, of course, play many less popular games with many people, which is great. >Green Button This implies that today, games are better and not only that, that they're better because of hardware, which usually isn't true. This wouldn't be that effective at improving games. >Purple Button I'd take this just to see the magical FBI kick my ass, I don't care for consoles, I can buy them if they're not shit. >Orange Button Seems good, if you have the ideas for it. Keep in mind, you'll have to design everything and, let's be real, you're not good at designing games. >Black Button Seems ridiculously bad compared to other choices. Wow, less games, sure I'll take that. >White Button Seems pretty good compared to other choices. Wow, more games, sure I'll take that. >Choose wisely, Yas Forums. Yellow.
Aiden Bell
>all of these illiterates conflating "mainstream media" with "the media" at large
Parker Butler
Blue. Why should I give a shit about journalism and media coverage if the quality control magic of Blue button bypasses their trash opinions? Games will always be high quality, and reviewers can't bypass the quality magic effect. Plus the government would never need to intervene with exploitation being taken out of the equation. It ensures that the future is always good for gaming.
Jonathan Gomez
Blue. How is that even a choice?
Charles Green
blue button
Christopher Rogers
Red solves a lot of the problems so, that's probably best.
Hunter Green
Yellow button. I'll be playing Quake Live in servers that aren't the same russians playing clan arena and freeze tag until I die
Carson Morgan
Purple, start building servers off of free parts and overtake Microsoft.
Andrew Parker
Yellow
Ryder Baker
Blue, a million times Blue.
Benjamin Lewis
>"""TOO MUCH BACKLOG""" stupid contrarian grow up
Wyatt Davis
Blue and white are the only ones worth a damn but blue doesn't go far enough so I'll have to go with white.
Complete product end no expansions included would've been great. If you want to do more with a series you make a new game. End of discussion.
As it stands I'll use my white button push to restore Game Freak to their Gen 4 glory. Don't give enough of a fuck about anyone else to care. I play a lot but what I really want is for Pokémon to be good again.
Oliver Harris
Which one turns me into a cute girl
Jayden Davis
>>A studio will design 3 video games to your exact specifications. Each game has the budget of a typical AAA game.6
Would this allow me to get a crossover fighting game to happen between Disney, DC, SNK, Shonen Jump, Trigger, and Gainax? because if i could make any game it's one that's dope and will kill Smash once and for all.
>Possibly worth it but an argument could be made for why you shouldn't tier Blue Button White Button
>Has too many negatives to be the obvious choice tier Red Button
>What the fuck are you doing tier Black Button
Ian Rogers
>Orange Button >>A studio will design 3 video games to your exact specifications. Each game has the budget of a typical AAA game.6
This. My 3 games?
Shadow the Hedgehog remastered iPhone port of Yoshi's Island(DS) Bubsy 3D Xbox one port
Lucas Rivera
Purple Gimme that good shit
Adrian Flores
Black button. Nuke Blizzard, Riot, and Game Freak.
Jacob Ross
Green button is objectively the best.
A decades worth of games released just in time for quarantine the rest of those buttons are for petty autists who would rather take revenge over internet fights than get something good in their lives.
Justin Gray
Pass
Isaac Scott
Actually is it too late to change Game Freak to Bioware
Tyler Brooks
Give me the yellow button. Blue is tempting, but I'd rather have every multiplayer game in existence always have people playing that prevent retards from spending too much money. I have no real friends, so online friends are my only social interaction. That, coupled with the fact that I don't play AAA garbage usually limits who I can interact with significantly.
Ayden Harris
Green button skipping VR tech 20 years forward is the closest you'll get
Isaac Watson
Never
Liam Bell
Orange Button
Picross 5 Picross 6 Picross 7
Robert Collins
I push the button that kills all trannies, jews, niggers, and gooks.
Blue is the only real choice. Red isn't a real real problem. Yellow is just a product on success anyway. Green just takes time. Purple is for poorfags. Orange is unnecessary if you're skilled enough to be a good indie dev. Black is like killing roaches. Which ignores the fact that most successes are flukes.
Jack Anderson
>Purple Button Because fuck humanity
Daniel Gomez
Blue if I want to be generous. Purple otherwise.
Nathan Barnes
>red Only useful if you're a dumbass gamergator and brings nothing of value even then
>blue Wholly subjective, companies will just find some other retarded way to nickle and dime you.
>Yellow Fuck that, if I know anything about games having high player counts even late into their lives it's shit like Halo 1 where everyone is a fucking moron who doesn't communicate with the team (and most of the time never speaks the language you do either and lambasts you for speaking it on English servers) is a fate truly worse than death. Just keep the servers up for friend groups to use while they're ghosted.
>Green Fuck that shit too, in this day and age I'd rather not skip straight to the latest nothing burger. Give me a button that does something important, like gives every game its own highly optimized and flexible physics engine so we can see some truly innovative design in things like environmental destruction, facial and bodily animation, sound design, and so on.
>Purple zzzzzzzzzz i can just pay for things fuck this
>Orange Most people here are not game designers in the slightest, myself included, but I like this one the most because it means we'd get more fucking weird Yoko Taro and Kamiya kinds of games, so whatever.
>Black Nah, fuck that. EA for example is a combination of various companies they absorbed and this button means that, say, the Westwood staff who still work there can never work there again, and there's a lot of important C&C devs still there. Fuuuuuuuuuuck that.
>White No thanks. Let sleeping dogs lie.
Nolan Howard
>Press Green button >The only good games are Nintendo and Fromsoft
Jordan Rodriguez
Purple kinda defeats the point of blue doesn't it? Honestly would go with purple or green. Orange sounds nice, but I feel like if I have complete control over the design process I may not enjoy playing it as much.
Owen Perez
If you’re pressing anything but blue or green I will sell you as a sex slave to sonichu. Although that AAA would get me a proper rts game... decisions.
>Game 1: A combination of Blood, System Shock, Deus Ex, Hexen, and Thief >Game 2: Fallout's return to form as a crpg, taking influence from Divinity Original Sin's interactivity, POE2's graphical style, F1 and FNV's writing and themes >Game 3: Either Forsaken 2 since the 6DOF genre is so underrepresented or God Hand 2
