Hurry up Sam, we NEED that toilet paper now
Hurry up Sam, we NEED that toilet paper now
Xavier Rodriguez
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Elijah Kelly
cant we have the automated bot do it?
Hudson Reed
Kojima...has done it AGAIN...
Levi Clark
Not if you don't want the toilet paper to come back covered in shit
Jayden Russell
this but unironically
Jack Foster
Sam did you know that the average person uses 1 roll per day. If you have a family of 4, that's 28 rolls a week. Over 100 a month.
Colton Gomez
bros...if kojima is right, then the cure to coronavirus is right here...
a tardigrade a day keeps the corona away
Dominic James
>499543928
Copypasta
Ethan Stewart
i love death stranding. why is it so aesthetic? both the world and the man-made equipment, buildings, etc. kojima's artists are on another level.
Liam Wood
Can they not 3dprint a cure in the Death Stranding world? THe only limits are no printing food right?
Carson Morales
1 roll a day?
Evan Torres
they cannot print organic matter, so the cure might not be possible
but they can calculate a cure near instantly with the beach
Oliver Smith
>Character named Die Hard Man
How can people not love this game?
Hunter Robinson
I wish I was confident enough to wear hazmat gear in public, it's always been my dream but there's never been a good enough justification up until now.
Ryder Nelson
Everyone should apologize to Kojima.
t. letter carrier who spent the day delivering toilet paper and dog food on empty streets to muffled "thank yous" locked inside houses
Gavin James
godspeed, porter
Noah Gutierrez
One name, Yoji Shinkawa.
Kayden Phillips
Don't forget his real name that you learn at the end of the game, John McClane
Christopher Barnes
>dude its just a stupid delivery game who would want to play this
>porters are now heroes saving the world IRL
keep on keeping on
Adam Jones
People acting like the man who thought up names like Hot Coldman, Solid Snake and Big Boss ever specialized in subtlety.
Josiah Foster
KEEP ON KEEPING ON user
Wyatt Ortiz
>IT’S A JANITOR
>IT’S A SMURF
>IT’S CORONA-MAN
Easton Carter
Keep on keeping on
Brody Lee
Honestly you people laugh at toilet paper hoarders, but you really don't have enough toilet paper yourselves. The average person uses 1 roll per day. If you have a family of 4, that's 28 rolls a week. Over 100 a month. TP rolls will be worth their weight in gold in a few months, because everyone needs it.
Brandon Myers
Yoji Shinkawa man.
Angel Thomas
It's not any less retarded now so it doesn't matter when you wear it
Isaiah Garcia
> carrying 20kg of fresh water uphill
> Trip and fall over
> FRESH WATER CARGO RUINED
> FRESH WATER CARGO RUINED
> FRESH WATER CARGO RUINED
> FRESH WATER CARGO RUINED
> "Don't Be So Serious" starts playing in the background
Easton Gutierrez
>It's just Sam.
Henry Long
Subtlety is a fine trait but it is not the only path to greatness, user. Another path is to name a character Die-Hard Man.
Isaiah Phillips
Stop posting this
Anthony Torres
Fuck you and your shit math.
1 roll * 4 family members * 7 days = 32!! Not 28!!
You're WRONG!!
ALSO!!
32 rolls in a week * 30 days in a month = 960 monthly rolls!! Not just 100!!
YOU'RE STUPID!!
GET A VACATION!!
Ayden Collins
>32 rolls in a week * 30 days in a month = 960 monthly rolls!! Not just 100!!
Nathaniel Adams
Only if your female.
Zachary Robinson
This was already posted
Austin Reed
I use bidet
Christian Russell
I won't give Kojima credit until I can change my name to a Kojima name in this viral hellscape. The world will know the exploits of Dumb Fapman, one day.
Carson Cruz
>until now.
without proper decontamination proceedure when taking off the biohazard suit you would just infect yourself with whatever is stuck on the outside of the suit and die
it's just like those stupid plastic gloves employees in fast food places wear; they eventually fall into dangerous habits, thinking the glove offers some magical protection against getting sick. touching raw chicken and then scratching their head and touching green vegetables and then rubbing their nose... but the gloves just spread contamination around, everywhere but the skin of the hands. the gloves are still contaminated and everything the gloves touch get contaminated.
wearing protective gear is just a LARP
Cameron Reed
It's time
Hudson Jones
So what in this world would realistically spawn invisible hand monsters that nuke towns upon consuming people?
Aaron Ortiz
Israel.
Blake Foster
They weren't kidding when they said that Kojimadrones are the biggest dick riders
Owen Hernandez
Maybe some genetically engineered biological super weapon that reflects light in such a way that they look invisible?
Eli Taylor
>invisible
>hand monster
>nukes
>consumes people
It all matches up BRAVO KOJIMBO
Liam Allen
I dont. know dude what explains a fucking weird beach that connects everyone's souls
I think realism was mostly abandoned for this kojima project
Jordan Robinson
> invisible hand monsters
the (global) market
Landon Perez
Thread Theme:
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Carter Roberts
>he doesnt have his own afterlife beach and doesnt suffer from constant visions of extinction
never gonna make it
Dominic Edwards
not all of us suck the teet of amelie, fag
Henry Anderson
Imagine killing yourself only to come back
Caleb Turner
>tfw can't find random hot springs irl
Jayden Powell
Super fucking comfy too, Love DS
Noah Young
how did he predict this bros
Camden Fisher
>ask a friend why he is buying so much fucking toilet paper
>"Dude, travel is getting shut down and we may not be getting cheap shit coming in from China"
>his face when I told him that toilet paper is one of the few things still manufactured in the United States
Samuel Russell
this. It wasn't the best game, not even Kojima's best, but it was a great two week binge that I couldn't put down and did leave lasting impressions on me. Can't say the same for most modern shit.
Jack Russell
>mfw leafs are hoarding this shit when we literally export it
Christian Rogers
>umbrella corp logo
Am I being trolled?
Nolan Perry
They were souls of the dead trying to drag you down to the afterlife with them
David Ross
The style of the equipment was my favorite part
Andrew Russell
Pretty much how I felt. I played it daily when it came out until I beat it, did a couple more days after to pick up some cheevos I knew I could easily get, like 5* all the shelters, then I uninstalled it because I doubt I will ever play it again.
Aaron Diaz
Nah dude just keep listening to pol
Joseph Garcia
>insulting /ourboard/
Filtered.
Alexander Carter
the creator of the suit said he was inspired by video games to transport his sick baby to the hospital
nevermind that hazmat suits are stupid because the germs are coating your body
Aaron Kelly
DS is definitely my favorite game from last year, I don't get over 150 hours in many single player games anymore.
Aiden Young
it is the logo for a biotech company in china about 500 miles away from wuhan
>tipfag thinking his opinion matters
Adrian Sullivan
>live in a small town
>go grocery shopping
>shelves and shelves empty
people are freaking out over literally nothing
Henry Bennett
>nevermind that hazmat suits are stupid because the germs are coating your body
Typical procedure is to get washed down in a shower pumping out sterilizing solution before you take off the suit. Hazmat suits work in protecting you.
Isaac Green
>Sam did you know that the average person uses 1 roll per day.
What that fuck? I don't even use 1/10 of my roll per day. A roll would last me like a entire month.
Zachary Rivera
>muh supply chains
>muh collapse
>not realizing by panic buying you are fueling the collapse and putting strain on supply lines
I fucking HATE people
Christopher Lee
most if not all normalfags using hazmat suits wont follow procedure
Jose Reyes
It's a joke. The average person uses around 100 rolls a year.
Colton Harris
Tis a joke
Ethan Russell
Its massively underrated and I am 100% certain that people will see that one day
Juan Carter
If I pulled that off, would you die?
Xavier Ward
it would reveal my insecurities
Ian Thompson
why even live
Joseph Turner
>Hey man I'm just being a little cautious
Jose White
The virus won't survive on the outside of the suit for very long
Cameron Green
You're a self-conscious guy.
Gavin Edwards
Definitely dude, I've got the same feeling it'll end up like MGS2 and all the people who initially shit on it will call it smart and innovative.
Kevin Hill
>wearing protective gear is just a LARP
You dispose the gloves you moron. Also if you work with dangerous or irritating chemicals than wearing protective gear isnt a larp at all
Aaron Phillips
survives for several hours