Oh shit she's drunk bro

oh shit she's drunk bro
what do you say to her

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h-hi haha do you want company to your house

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She looks like she fucks white boys

>mfw my gf refuses to sleep with me sober

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>t-this is my first time..

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fuck, dude, that's actually pretty real. Might want to dump that
inb4 inb4

She is white

Imagine falling thousands of feet, crashing through the roof of a church and waking up to this.

She not.

she has an asian face with white skin and green eyes.

really? why?

I heard you can sneak me into Tifa's bedroom

You have to eat ALL the eggs.

Actually prostitutes don't give a shit

Let me give you a vidya example:
>Do you prefer playing a game with another play that knows what he is doing?
>Or do you prefer playing a game with absolute newfag that you will have to carry throughout entire run and explain him everything so he doesn't fuck up?
Which one of the two you find more enjoyable to play with? I think that we both know the answer.

Stick it in her pooper

They preparing themselves with sildenafil and can't finish for long time. Other ones nervous so much, that didn't have an erection, so ho get exhausted, trying to raise him.

prostitutes don't have sex for pleasure they have sex for money

any dick is nothing more than an annoyance, like going to work

Too much work without being payed extra for it.

This is an aeris thread, why are you talking about prositutes?
retards

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How much gil would it take to splatter my man goo all over her pretty face?

They still prefer a dick that knows what it is doing because they can finish it fast. Imagine being hired by someone like this .

You shouldn't trust your gf so much, user.
She moans like a dying boar whenever I'm on top of her.

Aeris

I ask her if she's seen Tifa.

holy fuck I can't wait to see her other 2 dresses

>freeze up and cough all over her

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>They still prefer a dick that knows what it is doing because they can finish it fast
Quite the opposite though? Have you ever... had sex?

damn

Cringe

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It's not about having sex, idiot. It's about doing the job you already hate and getting rid of your client as fast as possible. There is a reason why a whore puts a timer based on how much you payed and for what. She isn't here to have sex with you because she gives a shit about you. She is here to do her job and get money from you.
So let us say $100 is for half and hour, and they end up getting some virgin fag that needs "time" to get it done, but he refuses to pay more to extend his time. Not a single whore will be happy about that. Especially for some little pathetic faggot that couldn't lose his V-card to someone who ain't a whore. In fact, losing your V-card to a whore is considered to be as way more pathetic than being a perma virgin. It just tells that you can't bang a girl unless you pay her and even then she will most likely hate your pathetic ass that needs "more time" to get the job done.

Let's go make an Ancient baby.

Yep, this guy never had sex.

>Cetra
>white

Despite being only 13%...

>4U

user, were you one of those pathetic betas that lost his virginity to a prostitute or something? You seem to be pretty defensive about the fact that a prostitutes aren't so keen on having their client be a virgin like yourself.

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based. came here to post this.

>really? why?
Who gives a shit what women want.

>Help her up and carry her disoriented body to my place.
>Let her sleep on my bed as I sleep on the couch
>Deal with her freak out when she waks up.
>Ask her if she's ok
>"You don't have to tell me what happened, but you do have to eat this." as I hand her a bowl of eggs
>Ask if she needs a ride home.
>Tell her to take care.

>obviously never spoken to an escort
Actually they do because they can squeeze the most money out of virgins and because it's a female power fantasy

soulless

soul

>How much gil would it take to splatter my man goo all over her pretty face?

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she obviously doesn't love you. time to have some actual self-respect and dump her ass.

it was more just curiousity. I would have expected whores to not really give a shit.

Bold of you to assume he even lost his. He probably was THAT case.
You know, the case in which virgin guy hires a whore to lose his virginity, but instead whore ends up leaving because his autism wasn't worth the money for her to even try.

>>mfw my gf refuses to sleep with me sober
what if you fake that you're drunk?

Why the hell would anyone pay a random hooker to lose his virginity? That's beyond pathetic. I can't think of the single more pathetic thing than that.
>Hey, bro. How did you lose your virginity.
>You know, bro. I just payed a random hooker to do it because no woman, not an ugly desperate one, wanted to do it for free because I'm that undesirable.

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Tifa is hotter

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Damn! I didn't know that Tifa also had a crossdressing scene as well.

I don't say anything, I have drunken sex with her.

>mfw that's me
>mfw haven't been laid since then
>mfw that was 19 years ago

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>Tifa fag defense force

>this is what chinks think they look like

What an ugly chink. I bet she has covid-19

I agree, hopefully they add a very manly chin to look like a white woman

Imagine some gay anime boy kills your 10/10 gf and you have to settle for this pig instead

>this is what Nips think they look like

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That too!

ok roastie

Oh look it's Restera

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