ANIMAL CROSSING RELEASED DELAYED TO JUNE THIS IS NOT A DRILL HAHAHA

>The average person uses 1 roll per day
Do mutts really...?

cringepasta

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>The average person uses 1 roll per day

What kind of fat ass fuck needs 1 roll per day. What the fuck?

Im always dissapointed in my state when I see it here

>the average person uses 1 roll per day

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>uses 1 roll per day
Nigga I shit 2 times a week and it comes out clean so I can only use a couple sheets
Dabbing on you incontinent nibbas hard

Who the fuck finds this shit sexy
Kys pedofags

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Okay, we've seen it, we get the joke.

>one roll per day
do you throw the whole thing into the toilet after one use or what

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An actual virus would be amazing for humanity, just like the black plague allowed white people to take over the world. A virus would cull the population discriminating for bad genes, a virus literally cannot kill everyone. If corona were a real thing to be scared about we should be making efforts to spread it as much as possible for a more effective cleanse. Global warming, overpopulation, identity politics, these could all be over in weeks.

I found plenty of TP today.

However I can't find any goddamn food so all the TP is worthless because I can't eat anything to make shit to use the TP with.

I'll just wash my butt

Makes it cleaner than paper too

It's already a copypasta? Damn

>>>/redd!t/

cope

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>The average person uses 1 roll per day.

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Don't talk to me

Bleed out, normalcunt.

this is my favorite pasta, keep posting it

This. We as a species need a good purge.

normie

Reddit moment

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Stale pasta

I wish it was only because the cynic in me would LOVE to watch the reactions and fallout because of a delay
I wasn't planning on playing it since I've completely lost the patience for those types of games, it looks really cool now that you can terraform and i hope people have fun with it. All the shitty AC spin offs between New Leaf and now have got to have left fans feeling pretty shitty so its more than time for a proper new entry but still, I'd love a meltdown

user i-i...

Waiter, this pasta is stale. Waiter? Hello? Oh right, restaurants don't exist anymore.

>no sauce through yandex

source please

twitter.com/chiyokawananoko/status/1239619775380082692?s=21

start using fucking bidets mutts, try shitting on your arm and cleaning with paper only to see if it's properly clean

but Yas Forums is trash

We do. Its called a shower.

Kirino top tier waifu

I LOVE YOU CORONA-CHAN!

oh, its in the new LO

that explains why I haven't seen it, I haven't gotten around to reading it yet

You don't even need to search. Stores don't get copies teleported in the day before, they're already there, in the back. It's too late.

fun fact a certain bidet manufacturer upped their prices across the bored yesterday

No wonder whites stink like dogs
Their tubs are crusted with shit
You wipe your ass first to get the initial filthy off then clean out your hole when you take a shower
Your tub should never have brown water in it at any point you filthy animals

Jej

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If you're buying supplies for a plague, who the fuck is gonna buy an expensive product they've never bought before and needs to be refrigeration over long-lasting staples like beans and rice? We've not in the "tee hee, this is new, I'll try it once" stage anymore.

Imagine the smell.

or... the people that eat that shit aren't autistic doom packers that hoard toilet paper.

>10$ plant steak vs 0.5$ canned beans
>PEOPLE BUY BEANS BEFORE THAT LITERALLY MEANS THERE IS NO MARKET FOR PLANT STEAK

>Nigga I shit 2 times a week
Well, that's not healthy.

Just use your hand and wash it afterwards :^)
You can even give it a lil sniff right afterwards to ensure you're clean, haha.

vegan cope

Dangerously redpilled.

knoe.com/content/news/Louisiana-bars-theaters-closed-restaurants-limited-due-to-coronavirus-568835231.html

We're having our businesses temporarily closed all over the state. Wee!

You first faggot

Who let a pajeet enter the board?

I'm really hoping this shit blows over soon and all the apocalypse panic goes with it. My mind is enough of a worried wreck without some super virus floating around.

>Gets posted 100 times a day at all hours
>People still fall for it

Casinos in MS still open

>product costs twice as much for no real reason
>wonders why no one buys it

stop worrying little user
even if you get the virus, it will pass like any flu

At least I got some "vacations" out of this shit. I was pretty fed with work lately honestly

>pour judgment
Americans.

Well I'm more concerned about my older family. If I got it and somehow died that'd suck but it'd just be one less worried neet. Family though are good people and don't deserve that.

"I LOVE YOU CORONA-CHAN"

It's amazing how effective this is.

It's only a threat to the very old
People die far more often from other things, such as car crashes. But nobody cares about that. They would care if the media reported on the number of car crash deaths every hour though. You see, it's just the media making you worry. Just carry on life normally and if you get a virus don't cough on your grandma.

>people still saying that it's just a flu
lmaoing at you fags

I wish that were me

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>The average person uses 1 roll per day
Are Amerishart so full of shit that they need to wipe themselves every hours? minutes? seconds?

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I know you really want an exciting apocalypse but that's not happening

I don't want that, i want dumbfucks to take proper precaution

what is the significance of the monkeys?

False, I've literally got my copy on my desk as I post this.

I love you Ebola Chan 2.0

I have IBS and don't even use toilet rolls that quickly. Jesus christ man.

>this is no a drill

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this might be copy pasta but its true for some people. I have severe anxiety and this corona panic is causing me to go take a shit like 4-6 times a day. I'm already running out of toilet paper which pumps my anxiety up even more. Fuck my life.

Eat some fucking fibre user, holy shit

>1 roll a day

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There's a monkey gang war in Thailand because there's no tourists giving out food so they're fighting for what they find.

GOD I WANNA FUCK CORONA-CHAN WITH MY MITOCHONDRIA AND HELP HER MUTATE AND ADAPT TO KILL HUMANS

No dumb faggots think they're being slick by buying up hand sanitizer and toilet paper then reselling for stupid high prices on FB marketplace not realizing that's illegal

monkey civil war in Thailand because no tourists = no food

Monkeys are used to getting fed by tourists.
Corona kills tourism.
Monkeys invade towns in search for food

Lmao, i've been on lockdown for 2 weeks now (pastanigger) and the markets are still full, the supply chain works and there is no mass panic.
Everybody stay at home and go out only for work and shopping, life goes on, it's just a bit more anxious

It's unbelivable that you are having this shitshow just fe days in

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Don't worry about the toilet paper.
youtube.com/watch?v=wA4KS546rZo&feature=emb_title

It's the flu unless you're old

every fucking thread man Jesus, you get a few replies to a stupid post now everyone posts the same dumb shit. Worst part is fags will keep responding "Hurr one roll a day?!" Fuck off

Bidet master race.