CAREFUL GERALT CAREFUL NOW

CAREFUL GERALT CAREFUL NOW

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MOOOOOOOAAAAAAR WINE

YOU EVER FUCK A NOVIGRAD WHORE? WE USED TO CALL IT MAKING THE 8

>tfw you beat your wife so hard she miscarries and turns into a witch-worshiping potato

THIS DUMB NILFGAARDIAN CAME RUNNING AT ME THINKING HE COULD END THE CONQUEST WITH A SINGLE SWING OF HIS SWORD...STUPID BOY...

GODS I WAS STRONG THEN

ABORTED HER BABY WITH ONE SWING OF MY FIST

she didn’t miscarry from the beating

GET ME THE BREAST PLATE STRETCHER

God i miss got, fuck jews.

KILLED BY A DROWNER

I miss pre-season 5 GoT for sure. Season 5 was mediocre and 6 through 8 down right atrocious.

Was she best girl?

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>he didnt enjoy the trainwreck on Yas Forums

give me your gwent card you bastard

I never go to that board, Yas Forums is enough cancer to inject into my veins each day.

Thats a genderbent geralt cosplay, not a ciri cosplay.

For me is Jaime Blanco

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Yes but the person cosplaying as Geralt is Ciri.

ciri best girl

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I want to cleanly shave off this man's entire beard and then vigorously scrub with alcohol before lighting the residual on fire

GO RUN BACK TO KAER MORHEN ILL HAVE YOUR HEAD ON A SPIKE

For me its radmure, or chadmure as i like to call him

A SCOIA'TAEL HORDE ON AN OPEN FIELD GERALT!

I WANT YOU TO SERVE THE REALM, ROCHE!

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Who's the Half-Man of the Witcher?

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What's the difference?

>genderbent
I believe proper term is r63, you newspeech fuckface.

the future is now, old man

ok zoomer

Zoltan?

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Well it's not like his marriage was a blast.
Just like Tyrion's.

TRY THE WINE

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she had a miscarriage because she lost her charm. although she was trying to abort that baby

WHAT DO YOU MEAN, NO BABIES
THEN BRING

MORE

THE WITCHER? GODS WHAT A STUPID GAME.

No, Ciri is garbage.

Yarpen has better bantz than Zoltan, Zoltan's too chill.

this

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>Ciri
>Best girl
She killed Essi, Rusty, and Iola the First. As well as untold thousands.

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DUDUDUUUN BANANA TIGER BANANA TAIGA BANANA TIGER BANANA TAIGA BANANA TIGER BANANA TAIGA BANANA TIGER BANANA TAIGA
OOOH!

that's a nice ciri, it'll make a fine addition to my collection

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>Performs specialized post-humous funeral for his unborn child, completely heartbroken
>Wanna play Gwent?
>YOUUUU KNOW I DO U WHORESON EYE'LL DEMOLISH YEH

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THE BOAR IS PREGNANT

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i'm glad you like it fren

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She looks like an unkempt boy

>genderbent
>newer than r63
Am I getting too old to pick up on obvious bait or are we really going full circle

>I believe proper term is r63, you newspeech fuckface.

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t. flaming homosexual

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she can kill millions more, it's her right.

A series with so many actually great girls and you pick the absolute worst one to simp over
Go away, Avellac'h. Haven't you got some painting of Lara to be masturbating over?

>3 games
>not a single vran or bobolak

why is this the only part of the game people ever talk about/remember fondly?

ciri is stunning. her hair is silky smooth and smells amazing, her freckles are cute, her lips are velvety soft and her eyes are hypnotic

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>he didn't get to fight operator
yikes

too skinny.

It features an extremely well done character and story. Its the same reason why people talk about Chapter IV in the first Witcher game because that specific part of the story is incredible.

shame she ain't real huh xD!!!!!!

FAT IS IT? IS THAT HOW YOU SPEAK TO YOUR BARON?

my imagination is strong enough to make her real.

fag

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Ciri is so ugly that every man who even has a thought of fucking her dies on the spot.

seething trissfag

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I recently played through Witcher 1. What was so special about IV again? Love triangle where lovers end up killing each other? Was that supposed to be clever writing? The setting was comfy but the story wasn't anymore engrossing than the rest of the game. Were people just glad to leave the hustle and bustle of the city?

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Why would Trissfags be mad? Triss is Ciri's big sister.
Dumb Cirifag

t defensive waifufag
Enjoy coughing to death

>a disease which is extremely similar to the Bubonic plague and is, in fact, the Bubonic plague

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>Were people just glad to leave the hustle and bustle of the city?
This is exactly it. Act 1-3 has you running all over Vizima and the Swamps, while Act 4 is your only reprieve in which it gives you a sunny green field, lots of clear water, and just a couple of crypts.
You get a strong and unique silver sword, and also get to kill that whiny faggot Berengar, if you like.

I love the game to bits but even I get sick of running around Vizima after a while.

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