GOTY confirmed

Finally a game even journalists can play. How inclusive and refreshing.

What's with the Godzilla? is it something you can get? that's pretty tits if so

>Cyberpunk 2077
shitty, CD Projekt Red are hacks
>FF7 Remake
Boring remake of a poorly paced game
>RE3
Remake of a mediocre game

I don't understand the appeal for this game. It looks like trash.

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nah animal crossing requires months of dedication, an entire year if you want to see what every season and holiday event has to offer
jounos can't just pick up the game and play it for a single day then write a review like they do with most games

GameSpot gave it an 8. You should always take the lowest score for a Nintendo game as the real score.

This is a typical user that only plays Fortnite

>Nintendo life
Imagine taking any review seriously from a journalist company dedicated to reviewing nintendo games.

That's false, I play
>CODMW
>Halo MCC
>WOW
>FFXIV

I watched the one with Godzilla. Wtf is that guy doing? He seems lost. Why does the game have a modified "Yoshi" audio clip when you collect a pointless item? I don't understand the appeal to this "game"

>caring about reviews
>"This 21 year old unpaid intern at Californian Jewish media outlet #210 thought this game is a 9.14 out of 10! Sponsored by Mountain Dew"

peak tastelet consoomer

The main gimmick of Animal Crossing is that it’s a living and breathing game that’s active and running when you’re not playing it. Every time you come back to the game something has changed while you were gone because it simulates a real town 24/7. Think of it like an advanced Tamagotchi except instead of raising a pet, you’re living a second life in a little village populated by animal people.
Everything in the game has a unique cause and effect reaction, everything you do has a payoff that feels genuinely rewarding, and the whole game is all about setting up things so that when you come back the next day you will see how your actions have changed the game world
You can't achieve or obtain anything easily in animal crossing so the payoff feels great and that dopamine rush is what keeps you hooked, you're always seeking that next high, the game is way less dull than it looks because you're always working towards something

Nintendo bonus. They know they have to give anticipated tendy games 10/10 games because they sperg out like a pack of wild niggers if any first party wahoo gets below a 9.2

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Yeah I play good games and not a bunch of games for children who think they're consuming """"""art""""""" like Cyberpunk garbage

>You should always take the lowest score for a Nintendo game as the real score.
So what happens if a solid game gets a 2/10 by a review filled with typos and an author that admits to not even getting past the tutorial stage?

>animal crossing
This game series is LITERALLY for mentally challenged people.
In other words it fits perfectly for the switch crowd.

Why cant nintendies accept the last good console gen for nintendo was gamecube?

"Jeff Girthman" is pretty good though

you didn't list a single good game, faggot

It's so embarrassing that people now care about this in games. An overly sexual society is sure to make a tool out of weakling betas like you who's only thrill to get out of life now is to ejaculate multiple times a day

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TP was a dogshit game. 8.8 is way too generous. Why would they market that shit as some super mature, dark Zelda game but then make it hands down the most braindead easy 3D zelda game ever made? Even Wind Waker was less patronizing to the player's intelligence than that garbage.

I see, you just saved me $50 thanks user!

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good god the gamexplain island is abysmal. Though it looks like he already has the terraforming tools since he apparently made an ugly lake in the north.

Neither did you so I guess we're even

Yeah the game is good. Why listen to these people though

Reminder that Nintemdo is selling an incompleted game for full price.

AMIBO neighbours and Season events will be patched in later little by little.

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because they actually have the game

>another babbytendo game gets a high score
Yawn.

new leaf had none of those neighbours on launch, new horizons starts off with more neighbours than what new leaf did
and also the seasonal events are being patched in to prevent timetravelers from turning the game into a soulless min-maxing factory

where did they say that? also wouldnt mind gives me more time to prep for my perfect village since I dont give a fuck about anyone I dont want

Good that sounds awesome, fuck the nigs who can't enjoy this kinda comfy game to be comfy. No reason to fucking do any of that unless ur a total autist.

Glad I preordered. Snoys must be seeeeeething right now

Will it have Doomguy? Asking for my pet.

holy shit bros, nintendo life rated nintendo's only game of the year 10/10? it must be goty!

>Animal Crossing
$60 facebook "game" with minimal gameplay; made for trannies, furries and nu-males

On the latest Nintendo Animal Crossing direct.

Did any of them say anything about naming your island? Like can it be the Island of Whatever instead of Whatever Island.

you don't need the game, a core animal crossing game no less, to know that it'll be good.

>nintendo channel gives nintendo exclusive 10/10
GOTY BROS HOLY SHIT PEDOS RISE UP

WHERE ARE THE FUCKING GYROIDS

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>no NSP leaked yet
PIRATEBROS WHY ARE ALWAYS BTFO???

>Season events will be patched in later little by little
That's a good thing though
It prevents people from just changing the system date and finishing everything in one day

>more insulting to the player's intelligence than Wind Waker
I don't know if I'd quite go that far, but the GCN/Wii Zeldas all definitely have no respect for the player's intelligence.

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W-what if Nintendo dies from the corona virus and they never release the patches??

Explain all the Ninty games with yellow or red scores then?

Are the local faggots still that mad over AC getting critical acclaim?

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Nintendo life also gave skyward sword a 10/10 if anyone is wondering about their standards.

You can give literally who IPs or third party nintendo exclusives mediocre scores but you can't say NOTHIN bad about Mario, Zelda, AC or Smash.

>No Rover
FUCKING DROPPED

AC Amibo festival disproves that, it got 40s

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>Spinoff shit nobody asked for gets a bad score

I WANT TO FUCK DAISY MAE

CAN

YOU

TIME

TRAVEL

????

>Cheating in an animal crossing game

If your hypothesis was true, it would have gotten 70+ score due to it being a Nintendo game, hence it is incorrect.

Yes, but you can't time travel to do seasonal events. People say the autosave system might hamper time travelling but I don't understand how.

Not even bing bings wanted that game. "Sorry faggot buy our next console if you want an AC game" was the message it sent.

>but you can't say NOTHIN bad about Mario, Zelda, AC or Smash.
The following Metascores.

Mario Kart Tour: 59
Mario Kart Ultra Smash: 58
Mario Party The Top 100: 59
Mario Party 10: 66
Mario Sports Superstars: 62
Mario Party 8: 62
Mario Party Island Tour: 57
Mario Party 7: 64
Mario Sports Mix: 64
Mario Party Advance: 54

The Legend of Zelda Triforce Heroes: 73

Animal Crossing Amiibo Festival: 46
Animal Crossing Pocket Camp: 72
Animal Crossing Happy Home Designer: 66

Notice how all of it is just spinoff shit.

>"Doesn't count"
Then why the fuck didn't you specify that you exclusively meant mainline series in your opening thesis?

because nobody gives a fuck what super paper mairo party sticker splash gets because everyone knows its shit

Oh yes, lowkey and insignificant spin offs like....Mario Kart and Mario Party.

notice how all of them include "mario", "zelda" and "animal crossing"

Sable when?

oh but I thought that "you can't saying NOTHING bad about Mario, Zelda, or AC"?