>New xbox Sex controller, thoughts?

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The start button still looks lame as fuck

Touch my cock please make me spill cum mommies been a bad dog

>Sex
You mean the Series X?

Looks the same to me.

Does it still use two AA batteries or have they downgraded it to an internal rechargeable battery that will die in a few years rendering the entire thing useless?

Still double AAs according to DF.

Yes, the SEXbox.

>2020
>batteries
lmao

Yes, Sex.

That sounds awful, just like sex itself.

It still doesn't have a gyroscope, does it?

>2020
> having to buy a new controller because the batteries in your old one died.

>2020
>not having $15 to buy a battery pack.

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No need to buy it, old controllers will work on the SeX. Looks litty tho

>grippy triggers
idk how to feel about this

I like the current xbox one controllers, this looks the same with grippy triggers.

Why Microcock refuse to make functional dpad?

What the fuck is this button?

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Share button

>use controller with internal battery for almost five years
> take care of it, clean it every time I don't use it
>still works

share button?

Share your photos with your friends on Facebook and Instagram. :)

Can“t fit in my asshole...:(

You mean the Series X?

why. just why.

it's just a damn button you fucking sperg
>NOOOOOO I DON'T WANT TO SHARE ANYTHING!!!
>STOP REMINDING ME I DON'T HAVE ANY FRIENDS

dangerously based

>D-Pad no longer only 4 directions.
I don't like this.

>Textured triggers.
This is great.
>Still uses batteries
God fucking damnit. At least it should cost less than ps controller if it does not come with a chargeable battery.

kys normalfag

If it isnt rechargeable by default its fucking shit, I have a third party controller that came with a rechargeable battery for fucks sake.

share buttons in games are useless at best and in the way at worst.

If it ain't broke don't fix it

it's just an xbox 1 controller

Are they going to pull a DS1/2/3 on these?

>>>/r9gay/

Does it have a gyroscope?

I don't get it too. A "share" button?? I mean it's an american console, where is the order pizza button or burger or whatever the fuck you atrocidades eat on your land?

I'm still using my OG Dualshock 3 controller and it still lasts a good time.
No need to be a crybaby.

The only thing the XBONE controller needed was better bumpers

>asymmetrical sticks

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I like the old style clicky ones, I don't know what people saw in the spongy new models.

R1/L1 look uncomfortable as fuck.

>2020
>more choices

I know shocking!

Which retard plays with symmetrical sticks? Only trash companies like Stadia use that config. Everyone else including the PC standard xbox controller and all Nintendo controllers are all asymmetrical.

Easy for screenshots and video recording, and it sure as hell beats being forced to buy external recorders.

Thank God they still use AAs. I was getting worried because of the new elite controller.

will they ever settle for a fucking d-pad, every gen they change it and it's always mediocre

Anal probe button

>battery pacm runs dry
>put in AA batteries while you're recharging
>now you have full charge immediately

I don't see the problem here.

>"more choices"
>there is no choice

nintendo and i think sony have patented the good ones so theyre pretty much forced to do this

>still only 4 face buttons
Come the fuck on. These things could use more buttons for a lot of games nowadays

>still using batteries in 2020

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I like this meme

symmetrical makes more sense when your fingers spend the most time on the sticks

and that's why dualshock is king

>dualshock is king
>being massively outsold by xbox controller

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And europe

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>cheap shit sold more
woah...

Also
>look at this single website!

>still no gyro

all my ps3 controllers' batteries lose charge in less than a day

This just proves that Xbox One controllers break more so people have to buy new ones.

Did they fix the d pad and bunpers? Bumpers moreso, they suck.

sonyroaches really are coping little faggits
actually coping that SALES don't matter now lmao

both nintendo and sony d pads suck dick