Animal Crossing is apparently pretty good

I can get really liking this game if you are a child or female. But what the fuck are you 28 year old men doing buying this fucking shit?

>Nintendo exclusive
>ANOTHER masterpiece
Yawn, shocking news right there huh

it's been "apparently pretty good" since gamecube, user

Reminder
>90-91 good game
>92-100 paid shills
>89-0 dogshit

sorry toddlercon

Stardew valley has an 89 and it is significantly harder to get into than animal crossing.

same reason a 28 year old man would buy any other game.

>NOOOO PAID REVIEWS, WHERE IS THE DEEP, MATURE STORY?

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stardew valley is shit

>game is all about owning your own house
>interior decorating
>fashion
>socialising
I don't know about you but these seem like normal things for a 28 year old man to be interested in.
I'm guessing you're a fat balding loser living with your parents with no sense of fashion and no social skills, so this game probably intimidates you.

go back to resetera you fucking cuck

resetera is the perfect fucking audience for this game you fucking retard. trannies, gays, and women loves all this shit. decorating, flowers, pastel colors. if you arent a tranny or a woman and buy this, you are a fucking faggot

Yes, I can see how a woman fashion and house decorating game is the same as the newest call of duty.

>still no leak

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Glad we agree.

if you're an adult man and you have no interesting in fashion, socialising and owning a house, you're not a man, you're a child.

They are too busy screaming at nintendo for not being progressive enough

DREAMS BROS WE LOST

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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BUT WHERE'S THE CRUNCH?!

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>men don't care about fashion
let me guess, you're overweight and wear nothing but anime print t-shirts and cargo shorts?

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I just turned 19

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It's down to 91 now

Don't you like building houses and furniture? What a beta cuck

>lower than 95

bad game

>Rescue Team gets average reviews
>This game gets good reviews
Literally why

You are the cuck my friend

Reviewers hate mystery dungeon games.

because it's a better game

So this is the power of no crunch uh?

Another 90+ above score game on the Switch?

How do we keep winning Nintenbros

More reviews came out, with 31 reviews, the game dropped by a single point and is at 91.

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We can expect the game to be reviewbombed to hell like all Switch exclusives on launch

Unironic Nintendo bonus from söys and women.

Unfortunately, rescue team was a 50% more expensive reskin.

Refresh again.

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Nah, already back at 92. It will see-saw for days. The user-score will get bombed by assmad snoyshits as usual.

cope

Good for Animal Crossing fans I guess, I literally just bought MHGU though and I have no time for 2 autistic time sinks right now.

>only 2x better than this shit metacritic.com/game/wii-u/animal-crossing-amiibo-festival

Shit game confirmed

just take 10 points off then you have the correct score without the nintendo bonus

Big IP from Nintendo that has chance to do 10 million+. Of course they're going to pay for reviews to insure it makes as much money as possible.

>Metacritics

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Switch has yet another fantastic exclusive. What an amazing system. Just imagine how people are going to buy one just for this game.

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animal crossing fans dont want to face the fact that the game attracts trannies and women for a reason

>men
>fashion

you have to choose only one

>childrens dress up/house building sim
>must play

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Sorry, you're right, I should've posted Opencritic, it's at 93 there. Thank you.

opencritic.com/game/7409/animal-crossing-new-horizons

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>they're going to pay for reviews

LMFAO

92 is the devil's number.

It should be either 91 or 93

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>Exclusive game
NONONONO

youtube.com/watch?v=G94Lm9jFvhE
No it's not

Not even kidding, it's genuinely
>Nintendo's comforting life sim is a tranquil haven at a time the world needs it most. 10/10 :-)

Anyone got that pic that shows journalists in the past giving Nintendo games high scores than getting jobs at Nintendo of America?

2000 era babies please leave

anybody got that pic showing that correlation != causation?

Kek

only edgy teens use Yas Forums and it shows. same kids who talk about five nights at freddys making a comeback shitting on animal crossing

as a person who has never ever played any animal crossing games may i ask what has changed from the previous animal crossing game
new features?

>own a switch
>never played Animal Crossing and won't play this one
Meh, looks like babby shit that children wouldn't play but 30yo manchildren will.

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>Mmhm yes Nintendo shove that small Nippon pp in my bb

nobody made that point
every review is valuing the game on its own merits, they have nothing to do with the chink virus you fucking paranoid clown

lmao you weren‘t joking that‘s an actual review that gave 10/10

great rebuttal

>furry Sims where you shake trees to pay for your house
Never appealed to me

>nobody made that point
It's a direct quote from a 10/10 review you dumb shit. Actually look at the metacritic page.

Just better graphics

>looks like babby shit
>that only adults play
take a hint from your own post, champ

ok

pretty much this

If i wanted an autistic house building sim i'd hack myself infinite money in The Sims 4. If i wanted to play dress up i'd play an MMO or something with a trillion transmog options.

this 'game' if it could even be called that is an electronic daycare for children ages 5 to 12

no shit?
just better graphics?
it seems to be looking the same by pictures i saw

No, but I have pics if Mario tennis ultra smash getting raked o we the coaps. Will that do?

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Seething lol.

I turned off DMC5 out of sheer fucking embarrassment. The kind of game a 15 year old thinks is 'coooooool'

so what?
>NOO EVERYONE MUST BE MISERABLE LIKE ME

You literally start on a deserted island and slowly change it into a village, instead of previously it being a new village. So everything needs to be built, you can craft new things, put them outside (which is a new thing) and visit other islands, some of them randomly generated. That's how much we know for now, more or less, but with every AC there's a ton of stuff that only comes up once you create a lot of new buildings.

>You have to be edgy to point out a social game is shit
Or most people actually value gameplay over social shit that's monotonous, tedious, looks like shit, and is just a coping game for lonely retards that cant socialize.

By all merits its a bad game. The Nintendo audience is just retarded and also still buys shitty pokemon games. The standards are set so low, I imagine shit like Metroid Prime 4 will be too high skill despite being piss easy.

>92 with Nintendo bonus
So basically a 70. Confirmed flop

Manchildren aren't adults

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Isn’t every Animal Crossing just a life sim with the same gameplay? At least PMD offers infinite playability

>By all merits its a bad game.

the 91 on metacritic says otherwise

>If i wanted an autistic house building sim i'd hack myself infinite money in The Sims 4.

Wow great show of force by user here guys , real kino stuff

This post reeks of so.i

>monotonous, tedious, looks like shit
this isnt a thread for the last of us user

The cope of this post is off the charts.

DMC5 has actual gameplay. This is just a social coping mechanism for losers like yourself that still want to play facebook games.

okay thank you
so it has substantially changed and quite some new features

I'll repost this here since the snoys are already throwing a tantrum

I think the game will be the boring but it will review well due to being a high profile game from a big publisher and then snoys will act like this phenomena is exclusive to Nintendo for some reason

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neither are you

>n-n-nintendo bonus!

He has to make up fake scores just to cope lmao

>By all merits its a bad game.
What "all" merits? Your own? Because if all of them count, you're literally in a thread about merits posted by others that say otherwise.

>seething bonus
Literally free real estate on imaginary island

What children would ever understand all the mechanics of this game? Let alone the fact you get a loan for a house (something inherently adult). This is just a low effort shitpost anyways

ok manchild

Let me correct myself.
>89-90 good game
>91-100 paid shills
>88-0 dogshit

machildren don't have the patience for animal crossing, they need something a little more "poggers" for their tastes

I thought he was talking about the new Tomb Raiders. God I hate the new Tomb Raiders

You've never played an Animal Crossing game in your life. You won't like it, not enough cutscenes for you.

aww did I strike a nerve, little guy?

>nooo my gatcha furniture collecting game is better you can't say Sims 4 is better noooo

cope

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