I've been a member of Yas Forums for over fifty years...

I've been a member of Yas Forums for over fifty years. And I've seen this board through thick and thin: when there's hard times and when there's good times. And I've had the honor of serving as your moderator for over thirty of those fifty years.

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and yet you haven't done shit, i'm taking my vote to rinky dink valtruvian

Hey OP, where is tomato souppa?

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heheh, this is the internet, I can say anything I want right?
hehe
Nioh 2 is gay hehe

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Listen

Don't talk to me like I'm some kind of fuckin chump, alright? Because I'm not.

>I'm a businessman
>a family man
>man of the people
>man of the church
>man of the country
>I'm a patriot
>a veteran
>a man of God
>a missionary
>a postman
>I work at Jamba Juice
>my dog is spayed
>I've got letters ready for me at the notary republic
>I know a cobbler
>I make my own quilts
>love eggs
>I shop locally
>I support local causes
>I take a cruise ship every three months
>I wear reading glasses
>my daughter has braces
>my eyebrows are shaved
>my friends are all geese
>I live in a house
>I have a head
>my clothes are all combustible
>my medicine is over the counter, except for one prescription
>I have a shirt that reads "If you don't like me GO FUCK YOUR MOTHER"
>I am inside of the matrix
>I live in a home with no windows
>I have lasers inside my brain
>there's a shark in my bathroom
>my dog sleeps in my bed with me
> I have a mouse under the rug
>my friends are all dead
>I went to India once
>I like bowling

So don't talk to me like I'm some kind of fuckin chump, alright?

FDA... i need your strongest COVID-19 vaccine !

I am going outside...

Listen to me

>you might me a mystery to me, but I am a mystery to myself.
>you cannot reason with a man who has no reason.
>you cannot speak with a man who does not hear his own soul.
>you cannot fight with a man who knows no violence, except the violence of death.

I was born to kill motherfuckers like you, ok? I was born for it. This will not be any problem for me, I will fucking kill you, ok? I was born for it. You can't defeat a man whose whole life is defeat! HUH? You can't joke with a man who thinks ALL is funny! Motherfucker?

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Well um, as I'm trying to tell you, you're wife has 100% turned into a frog.

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Listen, man. You think THAT'S how you're going to survive the election tourists? Ahuh huh huh.

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