I've been a member of Yas Forums for over fifty years. And I've seen this board through thick and thin: when there's hard times and when there's good times. And I've had the honor of serving as your moderator for over thirty of those fifty years.
I've been a member of Yas Forums for over fifty years...
Cameron Bell
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Kevin Myers
and yet you haven't done shit, i'm taking my vote to rinky dink valtruvian
Jayden Roberts
Hey OP, where is tomato souppa?
Carson Sanchez
heheh, this is the internet, I can say anything I want right?
hehe
Nioh 2 is gay hehe
Wyatt Bell
Listen
Don't talk to me like I'm some kind of fuckin chump, alright? Because I'm not.
>I'm a businessman
>a family man
>man of the people
>man of the church
>man of the country
>I'm a patriot
>a veteran
>a man of God
>a missionary
>a postman
>I work at Jamba Juice
>my dog is spayed
>I've got letters ready for me at the notary republic
>I know a cobbler
>I make my own quilts
>love eggs
>I shop locally
>I support local causes
>I take a cruise ship every three months
>I wear reading glasses
>my daughter has braces
>my eyebrows are shaved
>my friends are all geese
>I live in a house
>I have a head
>my clothes are all combustible
>my medicine is over the counter, except for one prescription
>I have a shirt that reads "If you don't like me GO FUCK YOUR MOTHER"
>I am inside of the matrix
>I live in a home with no windows
>I have lasers inside my brain
>there's a shark in my bathroom
>my dog sleeps in my bed with me
> I have a mouse under the rug
>my friends are all dead
>I went to India once
>I like bowling
So don't talk to me like I'm some kind of fuckin chump, alright?
Hunter Morales
FDA... i need your strongest COVID-19 vaccine !
Joshua Howard
I am going outside...
Isaac Gonzalez
Listen to me
>you might me a mystery to me, but I am a mystery to myself.
>you cannot reason with a man who has no reason.
>you cannot speak with a man who does not hear his own soul.
>you cannot fight with a man who knows no violence, except the violence of death.
I was born to kill motherfuckers like you, ok? I was born for it. This will not be any problem for me, I will fucking kill you, ok? I was born for it. You can't defeat a man whose whole life is defeat! HUH? You can't joke with a man who thinks ALL is funny! Motherfucker?
Ryan Ramirez
Well um, as I'm trying to tell you, you're wife has 100% turned into a frog.
Wyatt Nelson
Listen, man. You think THAT'S how you're going to survive the election tourists? Ahuh huh huh.
Joshua Martinez
Honestly, is he the most based person on youtube?
Bought his album and found out it's backstory to the DOLORESSSSS guy
Evan Scott
teeny
peeny
Henry White
You dare come post here? What makes you think you have the right?
Andrew Gonzalez
So who do you main? For me it's Gregory Tingas
John Sanders
Now listen here newfaggot, I don't know what they do where you're from, but in this board we punch ourselves in the balls before we post, okay?
So if you're gonna come up to a thread in this board and want to shitpost and get get the (You)s that we all get in this board, you make sure you punch yourself in the fucking balls before you go ahead and shitpost.
And you make a damn show of it, you make sure everybody sees it, okay?
You do it hard enough so that you yelp, because if you don't then we don't like to reply to people like that here okay.
Don't matter if you're a woman (male) or a man, if you're a woman you dilate yourself in goddamn wound, okay? You do it real hard, you do some DAMAGE to that cooch.
I'll tell you what every single person in this board has a damaged package because of their commitment to doing things right.
Not a single one of the men in this board can get an erection anymore and not a single one of the women (male) in this board has been able to carry children because they dilate themselves in the fucking privates before they sit down to shitpost.
That's the way it's supposed to be, okay?
So if you want to post in this board... and I'm telling you again... I bet you know I saw you take that first (You), and I saw how much you enjoyed it! The memes in this board are really really good, it's high class content, but if you're gonna get our (You)s and be a guest in our board you better go ahead and make sure you start punching yourself in the balls before you sit down to post.
Even when you're alone, even in even in your hotel room, okay, because because.. good good.. because cuz cuz... the fact... THE IDEA that someone's not punching themselves in the FUCKING balls before they post... hey are you kidding me? I fucking piss blood since I was 5 years old, ok? I've been pissing fucking blood since I was five years old cuz I do what's right, you go ahead and punch yourself in the fucking balls, ok?
Landon Cruz
In a perfect board, threads like this would not exist.
But this is not a perfect board.
Justin Perez
You think you've survived furries? ahuh ahuh, you think you've survive furries? listen. man. i was having sex with lady, right, having sex and she literally turned into furries during sex. and i had to cut her head off. i had to cut her head off.
Andrew Price
I'm tired of you Binky
Kevin Cruz
OPEN YOUR EYES BOY
EVERYTHING IS NOT AS IT SEEMS
Open your eyes boy....everything is not as it seems
Adam Reed
Easton Sullivan
The video for dance you back to life is pure kino.
Jaxson Ortiz
I'm falling in love with an anime
but a waifu can't give me what I need
Justin Gray
That and all I want is a fucking bride are top tier shit, hopefully he makes more soon
youtube.com
Andrew Phillips
youtube.com
This video is the only thing that ever made me puke from laughing
Brayden Scott
IN A PERFECT WORLD
Benjamin Thomas
>puke from laughing
this is possible?
Levi Price
holy shit rinky dink valtruvian caught me by surprise, I woke up the whole house
Eli Scott
One time in middle school I projectile vomited in the middle of spanish because my friend kept saying some dumb shit
Xavier Peterson
Never underestimate his strongest potions
Evan Gonzalez
It's like Squidbillies with bigger eyebrows
Juan Diaz
IM JUST A NEWFAG TRYING TO MAKE IT IN Yas ForumsMERICA
(Yas ForumsMERICA)
Jackson Stewart
THREADS LIKE THESE WOULD NOT EXIST
Eli Mitchell
>you do some DAMAGE to that cooch
I laugh every time I remember this line.
Gabriel Price
Do you have this thread, but for vidya?
No?
Grayson Thompson
based
Hunter Carter
You DARE post here?
What makes you think you have the right?
>You shitpost a video games thread
>You insult my waifu
>Your taste in games is shit
And you dare step back on this board?
I could have you banned... for what you've done... to these Anons... on this... BOARD
And yet you post again. What makes you think you have the right?
>You post how many days till E3... EVEN THOUGH IT'S FUCKING CANCELLED
How dare you even show your post here.
I ought to take you... and sage you into the 404... but I won't.
If you stay I cannot promise my mercy will extend much longer.
You dare post here... after what you've done.
You take my vidya thread... and you SPAM IT... with a wojak meme. And you dare post here.
I can't believe my eyes.
Lucas Phillips
what is this thread
Daniel Gray
>>You post how many days till E3... EVEN THOUGH IT'S FUCKING CANCELLED
Kayden Parker
Is this the potion seller
Jose Morales
yes
Leo Cox
BAN ALL E-CELEB THREADS
Leo Anderson
Oh my god. OH MY GOD. You can't bring that thread in here. That thread is vidya. That's a VIDYA THREAD. I don't want a vidya thread in here. There's no way you're bringing a vidya thread into my board.
Noah Hernandez
/incel/ when
Ryan Campbell
The word is is NIGGER, you spineless kikefaggot.
Easton Nelson
All right so what kind of nigger will it be then?
We got watermelon, fried chicken, kool aid, cotton harvest, yeah we got ebonics, bix nood, muh dick, we got ghetto police raid, and we got a glass pipe with a little bits of... little bits of crack in it, little bits a crystal meth in it, it's all delicious.
This is all real good nigger cream, real nice clean delicious aromatic snack for anybody to eat to enjoy on a sunny hot afternoon it's a perfect way to cool off and just to to enjoy the day, so just any kind of nigger you like just name it I'll get it for you.
Landon Cooper
LMAO
William Powell
does anyone above 15 actually find these edits funny?
Luis Wright
>3 videos at once
What a glorious day
Xavier Watson
yeah sorry pussy your dopamine sensors are completely fried from all your lonely ball torture and your sense of humor's trash to boot
get fucked
Easton Allen
I'm 25.
Gavin Campbell
I'm 26 and I do
I also laugh at most Youtube poops and Gmod animations
You have my pity
Henry Gray
If you reply to my post I'm gonna fucking kill you, and that's because I don't even respect myself okay, I don't like what I do, I don't like Yas Forums, I don't like being here, I don't like any of you anons, I don't like any of this so that's the number one thing you got to remember.
But if you're one of the unlucky few that feels that you need to do this, you know if you're one of the unlucky few looking around the thread I can tell you right now none of you have it none of you are gonna make it okay not a single fucking one of you is gonna make it
I can tell.
Definitely not (You) Definitely not (You) Definitely not (You) None of you guys are gonna make it okay, but, but if regardless of all of that you'll still think that you want to be one of the unlucky few that keeps coming back, you know, that if you wake up and you're not shitposting you're gonna kill yourself, if that's what you think, if that's who you think you are, then here's what I'll tell you about comedy:
The first rule of comedy is if someone tells you you're not funny, then you're not funny... you understand, you're only funny if they tell you you're funny and if you're not then you're not.
All of you anons are funny
Adrian Myers
Yeah I want to be janitor of board.
I'm here to apply for janny, I want to be janitor of Yas Forums...
No, no experience
What I need experience for it's simple, it's Yas Forumsirgins you know, "user! don't post vegeta and piccolo" "user, good shill" "user, you get bump" it's easy.
"user stop posting cunny" yea anons post cunny, I don't know what anons do, I want to be janny, ok you let me, you let me be janny I'm going to do it for free.
Daniel Lewis
pic related
Ethan Diaz
KEK
Chase Green
SEETHE
Oliver Bailey
You know, sometimes I can't help but wonder if like, Half Life 3 came out, before 12 years. Like, if we had gotten a sequel. Maybe we'd all see the conclusion to the cliffhanger, not a prequel game.
But Alyx is great, I like VR, Alyx is really great, it seems like it'll be a good game. You know, good good job good good good, it's a half life game, I like half life, you seem so happy about releasing it, but, sometimes I wonder; How crazy it would have been if you had made a half life sequel, and not you making a prequel. But you know, I like VR, VR is so great, I'm happy for the industry.
No, I'm doing fine, I'm playing lots of games. Um, you know, just lots of games, I play but... you know it's nothing Episode 3 but congratulations to you I'm just so happy for you and Alyx seems great, I like VR, Alyx seems really, really good I like VR, it's underrated.
Josiah Lewis
>you are telling me... that OP is now a fag?
>yes, that's what I'm telling you, OP is a fag, I don't wish to be the bearer of bad news, but... OP has 100% turned into a fag
>user, everything he said is true, I'm a fag
>oh my god OP is that you?
>yes, everything he said is true, I'm a fag now, 100%, never gonna get better, I'm gonna be a fag for the rest of my life, there's nothing you could have done, I'm 100% a fag, there's no way I'm gonna change into anything else, I'm gonna be a fag for the rest of my life
John Cox
Amazing
Juan Kelly
>fat greasy piece of shit comes through my incredibly long ass line at winco
>his cart is just full of hot pockets
>asks me if I'm ready to "go screaming from the building yet" because everyone is terrorized of coronachan and panick buying
>say no
>"well I am hahaha. I can't wait to get home. It's gonna be a long day"
>"been working hard?"
>"yeah, I'm a quality assurance supervisor for an internet forum"
>wow that must be hard work. I hope you get payed well"
>"it's volunteer work"
>it all comes together
Isaiah Morgan
High quality thread